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[Danustouch]

My astrologer friend sent this to me today....anyone have any clue what this means?
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MAJOR AURORAL STORM DEVELOPING

A strong interplanetary shock front slammed into the Earth's
magnetosphere near 05:56 UTC on 24 November (12:56 am EST). The disturbance
was associated with a strong solar flare that occurred on 22 November. It's
strength and velocity was underestimated, however. The disturbance arrived
ealier than anticipated. A middle latitude auroral activity warning has been
issued for this event. A copy of the warning is appended below:

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MIDDLE LATITUDE AURORAL ACTIVITY WARNING

ISSUED: 18:20 UTC, 23 NOVEMBER 2001

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*** POTENTIAL FOR MODERATE TO HIGH ACTIVITY EXISTS ***


VALID BEGINNING AT: 06:00 UTC ON 24 NOVEMBER (1 am EST on 24 November)
VALID UNTIL: 19:00 UTC ON 26 NOVEMBER

HIGH RISK PERIOD: 24 - 25 NOVEMBER (UTC DAYS)
MODERATE RISK PERIOD: 24 - 27 NOVEMBER

PREDICTED ACTIVITY INDICES: 50, 40, 20, 12 (24 - 27 NOVEMBER)

POTENTIAL MAGNITUDE OF MIDDLE LATITUDE AURORAL ACTIVITY: MODERATE - HIGH

POTENTIAL DURATION OF THIS ACTIVITY: MAIN BELT = 18 TO 24 HOURS
MINOR BELT = 24 TO 36 HOURS

ESTIMATED OPTIMUM OBSERVING CONDITIONS: NEAR LOCAL MIDNIGHT

EXPECTED LUNAR INTERFERENCE: MODERATE

OVERALL OPPORTUNITY FOR OBSERVATIONS FROM MIDDLE LATITUDES: GOOD

AURORAL ACTIVITY *MAY* BE OBSERVED APPROXIMATELY NORTH OF A LINE FROM...

OREGON TO UTAH TO COLORADO TO NEBRASKA TO MISSOURI TO ILLINOIS TO KENTUCKY
TO VIRGINIA.

ACTIVITY *MAY* ALSO BE OBSERVED APPROXIMATELY NORTH OF A LINE FROM...

FRANCE TO GERMANY TO CZECH REPUBLIC TO POLAND TO BELARUS TO CENTRAL
RUSSIA. NEW ZEALAND AND EXTREME NORTHEASTERN AUSTRALIA MAY ALSO SPOT
PERIODS OF MODERATE ACTIVITY.


SYNOPSIS...

A powerful solar flare that erupted on 22 November has produced a
coronal mass ejection that is Earthward-bound. Its impact is expected during
the early to mid UTC hours of 24 November. Auroral activity is expected to
rapidly intensify following the arrival of the disturbance. Auroral activity
may be observed across a wide range of middle latitude regions.

This warning will remain in effect until 19:00 UTC on 27 November. It
will then be updated or allowed to expire.

PLEASE REPORT OBSERVATIONS OF AURORAL ACTIVITY TO:
http://solar.spacew.com/www/auroras.html

[Methanespirit]

This sounds more like an Astronomical phonema-warning rather than an Astrological one. On the Sun's surface there appears huge eruptions of fire, which also upsets the magnetic belt around the earth. Some of these flares are larger than others, any of which causes the northern/soouthern lights and also they upset radio communications, among other things. They do not affect people as they do the upper atmosphere, and is not likely, to warrant any Astrological significance.

...........Methane (CH4)