Transdimensional deer materialises on power lines

[Laisrean]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page25.html (http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page25.html)

:wtf: :rollingla

[StormVixen]

that is so random!

[LadyTrinity]

Obviously the train did hit it. Its feet are missing :nyah:

[wooleybob]

:spaceman: Ok ..I aint takin the blame this time..Elvis wanted a damn cheeseburger as we drove by..He seen some cattle in the field,I told him no..But you know ..he's the King..So he turns on the retractor beam and wasnt paying attention and got a deer instead.I said SEE SEE what ya did now,your gonna get us caught by the government..He turns to me and says "Like hell we are baby,just hold on fer a second"..Then cuts the legs off,then puts the deer on the platform and still dont pay attention,then beams the thing to the wrong location..I said look Lardass,if you would just lay off the wanting of cheeseburgers,hone your skills with the retractor beam,this stuff wouldnt happen..He looks back at me an says"Shut up man,and drive like you stole this thing"..So off we go at warp speed.Me driving,Elvis sitting next to me chewing on the deers legs,I sit there driving shakin my head,and he says to me it that damn uhuh uhuh voice.."Look man..If my restaraunt was open,we could of went through drivethrough and had it my way"....I swear if he didnt pay me good to drive his lardass around..I'd quit...(lmao) :uhhuhuh: uhuh uhuh

[wooleybob]

lol

[RavenMoonshadow]

that is the craziest thing I have seen all day

[HeavensHope]

aww poor deer.

[Auroro]

Whew, that's got me boggled... perhaps it was abducted by alien lifeforms, then dropped back to earth except they missed the field and landed it on the pole, killing it, and set up the train tracks there so people wouldn't blame it on the aliens. Great, now that I'm onto them they're going to come looking for me...

P.S. What's this white and blue light surrounding me, and why am I floating towards it??? Damn Scotty, I told him NOT to beam me up.

[Darklord_Kodiak]

:alol: :veryweird :rotfl: