Bumper Stickers...

[Kaylara]

Just got two new bumper stickers and thought that I would share them, and the ones that I've had...

The New Ones:
What Would Ozzy Do?
Don't Make me get my Flying Monkies!

The Older Ones:
God Protect Me From Your Followers
My Other Car Is A Broom
Doing My Part To Piss Off the Religious Right

more to come...

Kaylara

[Mairwen]

Mine are:

Magick Happens!

Are We There Yet?!

TOWANDA!

[Niamh]

Speaking of bumper stickers...
My friend and I were driving home from our local pagan shop a few weeks ago and were behind a car with tons of Christian stickers all over the darn thing! But, lo and behold, at the very bottom of the bumper on the far right-hand side was a sticker declaring "Blessed Be!"

We laughed about it all the way back home... what would they say if they knew...

[belladonna23]

Mine says:

Jesus Loves You... Everyone Else Thinks You're An A**hole!

You all know who THAT is directed to...

[bluecat]

:cool: I only have one:
"It's All About The Pain ... The Ink & The Ring Are Just Souvenirs!" .... it's from my tattoo artist.

[Niamh]

I do have one that says "SAOIRSE: Freedom to Irish Political Prisoners" Saoirse means "freedom" in Irish. It's roughly pronounces "sayr-shah." I like belladonna's!

[Ozymandias]

My mate is a big horse riding fan so I bought her one that reads
" Save a horse, ride a cowboy."
Heh, I'm so bad.

[richardcranium]

My all time favorite is "Save a tree, eat a beaver!"

[Silver Venus]

My favourite ~
"Lifes a witch, and then you fly!"

[Niamh]

One of the best I've ever seen went something like this
"Do not mess with dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!"

I'm not sure that the first part is correct, but it was something close!

[Wyrdsister]

These are great, everyone! I don't have any bumper stickers actually on my car (I'm leasing it :) ) but here are a few I like:

- (ankh symbol) Ankh if you love Isis
- Back Off, I'm a Goddess! (I have that on a button)


Wyrdsister

[Amethyst Rose]

I want to make my own that says:

"Would you drive better with that cell phone shoved up your @$#%"


Not pagan, I know.... but I still want it :)

[Armitage]

I have no car, but I have a sticker on my paintbox that says 'living proof faeries exist', and one that says 'my other car is a tank'.

[Niamh]

On the cell phone issue, I have seen one that says:
"Drive now, talk LATER!"

[Skye_McCarthy]

I live in a very christian community and my paranoid bf thought it would be safer not to get something way outwardly witchy (i wanted the "my other car is a broom" or the "god save me from your followers" or something like that) so I ended up getting "an it harm none do what ye will"
-Skye

[bluecat]

Taste Religion, Lick a Witch

[Skye_McCarthy]

here's a webby site with lots of bumper stickers...
hope it works!
http://www2.mailordercentral.com/azuregreen/products.asp?dept=18

[gunner]

it worked, correction, lots of GOOD bumper stickers!

[bluecat]

The Cat Philosophy of Life: If you can't Eat it or Shred it, then Sleep on it.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.

You found God? If nobody claims him in 30 days, he's yours!

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

You! Out of the gene pool!

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!

Your village called. They’re missing an idiot.

You found God? If nobody claims him in 30 days, he's yours!

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

Uniquely maladjusted but fun.

Witch Wagon - Tailgaters will be Toad.

Why do psychics have to ask your name?

Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?

What is the speed of DARK?

Weird Enough for Government Work.

This Web Site looks best when viewed on company time.

The proctologist called, they found your head.

[gunner]

i used to say "if the t.v./phone psychics are really 'all knowing' why don't they call me?" then one day one did.

[Tanna]

i'm drawing a blank right now, but if you want to hear some *really* good stuff, you should ask Yvonne Thomas what she's got on her wall of buttons!

let's see...

i'm the princess! who the hell are you?

if you can read this, YOU'RE TOO :bad::mad::G:meanface:ING CLOSE!!!

[Red Dragon]

Sorry, Dragons do not wear bumper stickers, It screws with our aerodynamics... ;) Hee,hee.

[Twig]

My first is right beside my puter.
"Born Again Pagan"

My other is over my front door for the missionaries
"Pagan Clergy" :D

Peace,
Twig :elf:

PS Went outside the other day to 2 bible tracts sitting at the doorstep. No knocking or anything......I wonder why??

[Earth Walker]

;) We are what we eat. :D

That makes me a pussy. :bigredgri :cool:

[Yvonne Belisle]

over my alter tacked to the wall is Pagan and Proud. Tanna is right i have my good stuff on buttons.:D

[bluecat]

Originally posted by Mystique
;) We are what we eat. :D

That makes me a pussy. :bigredgri :cool:

I'm not EVEN going there! :D :bigredgri :cool: But I could say that I have cannibalistic tendencies. :bigredgri Did I say that outloud?????

[gunner]

Originally posted by Mystique
;) We are what we eat. :D

That makes me a pussy. :bigredgri :cool:

see "really bad jokes"

[lynx]

Originally posted by Mystique
;) We are what we eat. :D

That makes me a pussy. :bigredgri :cool: \

I guess that would make me a dick. :p

I also love..

Hey idiot, you're driving a car not a phone booth.

If a*@holes could fly, this place would be an airport

Caution: Driver don't give a S#%T.

[lynx]

one I have hanging up on my wall is..

I can only please one person a day, and today isn't your F#$*ing day.
Has a pic of taz flipping the bird

[belladonna23]

I'm not driving fast, I'm flying low!

[BrightStar]

Hi all!
I have a button and a sticker that say,"I was not created in the image of YOUR God."
I once saw a van that had a baby doll nailed to a two by four.I guess it meant Baby on Board.
Also saw one that said,"My kid can beat up your honor student."
Peace and Love
Rain BrightStar

[Kaylara]

Personally, I like the one that says:

He is your God,
They are your rules,
You go to Hell.

Kaylara

[Summer Solstice]

Best bumper sticker I have ever seen said " I am fat but you are ugly & I can go on a diet " but truthfully one of the funniest was seeing one saying " F*ck you ,you F*cking F*ck " and a nice grandma looking lady got out of the car . I was floored .

[Summer Solstice]

Just remembered the other one " MEN ARE LIKE DIAPERS THEY ARE ALWAYS ON YOUR ASS, AND THEY ARE ALWAYS FULL OF SH*T " ( SORRY GUYS)

[bluecat]

Originally posted by Kaylara
Personally, I like the one that says:

He is your God,
They are your rules,
You go to Hell.

Kaylara

I like that one too ... :cool: It sums it up soooooo well!

Steve

[Earth Walker]

Originally posted by Kaylara
Personally, I like the one that says:

He is your God,
They are your rules,
You go to Hell.

Kaylara

:) :) :) :D :bigredgri !

[Dagda Moon~Lily]

Originally posted by bluecat


You found God? If nobody claims him in 30 days, he's yours!

Witch Wagon - Tailgaters will be Toad.

The proctologist called, they found your head.

God Protect Me From Your Followers

I was not created in the image of YOUR God.


Ha Ha! I love these! Especially the Witch Wagon!!

:D

[Ellegon]

What do you call 13 witches in a bathtub?



A self-cleaning coven...

[Ellegon]

I have one on my pick-up that says..."Beam me back, Merlin"

[bluecat]

After having seen one-too-many of those bumper stickers that said, "In Case of Rapture No One Will Be In The Driver's Seat." I remarked to my passenger, "That's because rapture is usually found in the back seat." It was her car; and later that evening we did find rapture in the back seat.

She removed the bumper sticker a few days later.

Life is good! :cool:

BlueCat

[Tanna]

if you're happy and you know it, see a shrink

sometimes i wish life had subtleties

moody b**** seeks nice guy for love-hate relationship

if men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons

few women admit their age, few men act it

men aren't pigs...pigs are cute, gentle creatures

never fight ugly people, they have nothing to lose

grow your own dope, plant a man

vegetarian: indian word for 'lousy hunter'

if money could talk, it would say goodbye

thank god for the irs, without them i'd be stinking rich

i'm the man of this house, and i have my wife's permission to say so

this car is like my husband: if it ain't yours, don't touch it!

honk if you hate noise pollution!

i have a problem with drinking: two hands and only one mouth

you're not truly drunk until you can't lie on the floor without holding on

save california: when you leave, take someone with you

carlsbad caverns: 22% more cavities

lost your cat? look under my tires

go on! i'll see you at the next stop light

if you think i'm a lousy driver, wait until you see me putt

if guns were outlawed, only outlaws would accidentally shoot their children

i still miss my ex, but my aim is getting better

i have pms and a gun... excuse me, did you say something?

(diety of your choice) knows all about you. WORRY!

fight crime. shoot back.

want a taste of religion? bite a minister

i am a slow-moving disciple of swami procrastinada

i'm not tail-gating, i'm drafting

i drive the speed limit. if you don't like it, call a cop

back off, i'm a postal worker

heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid i'll take over

suicide is a way of telling god, "you can't fire me, i quit!"

strip mining prevents forest fires

he who laughs last thinks slowest

everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film

those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't

when everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane

vote democrat: it's easier than working

vote republican: it's easier than thinking

the early worm gets caught

sex is like pizza: when it's good, it's really good. when it's bad, it's still pretty good

plunder globally, manage media locally

where there's a will, i want to be in it

visualize my turn signals working

flys spread disease, keep yours zipped

women who seek equality with men lack ambition

[Tanna]

if you liked those, say so and i'll finish up: that was only about a third of what i found. 8O

[Ellegon]

sounds like tann hates men...lol

[Ellegon]

err...Tanna, even...sheesh

[Twig]

One I saw while cleaning up my apts.

Every new day is a gift
Thats why they call it
"The Present'

[Earth Walker]

Originally posted by Ellegon
err...Tanna, even...sheesh


:D I like men in a way.......far away. ;) :bigredgri

[bluecat]

Originally posted by Mystique



:D I like men in a way.......far away. ;) :bigredgri

We like you too, M'Dear! :cool:

[Earth Walker]

Originally posted by belladonna23
Mine says:

Jesus Loves You... Everyone Else Thinks You're An A**hole!

You all know who THAT is directed to...

Duhmbya? :confused: ;)

[Tanna]

didn't anyone read the disclaimer?!?!?! i *said* that i disagree, but that i can still appreciate a joke. does no one read that part of a post?
my brain may have been fizzled at the time, but it wasn't confizzled, or at least not so much that i would have done such a thing and meant it! :(
(and yes, i do make up words from time to time. i make as much or little sense either way.)

[bluecat]

Originally posted by Tanna
didn't anyone read the disclaimer?!?!?! i *said* that i disagree, but that i can still appreciate a joke. does no one read that part of a post?
my brain may have been fizzled at the time, but it wasn't confizzled, or at least not so much that i would have done such a thing and meant it! :(
(and yes, i do make up words from time to time. i make as much or little sense either way.)

Tanna, I am sure they did. The sense of humor around here is pretty individual sometimes. I don't think anyone thinks you had any agenda with your bumper stickers, some of them just gave the opportunity to make another joke, that's all.

No worries, hon ... You Beez Cool! :cool:

[gunner]

actually i did think tanna's bumper stickers were funny and i'd like to see more.

[bluecat]

Originally posted by gunner
actually i did think tanna's bumper stickers were funny and i'd like to see more.


Yuppers ... me too ,,, :cool:

[Earth Walker]

Originally posted by Mystique


Duhmbya? :confused: ;)


:D I meant Duhmbya, as in George Bush 2. :bigredgri

[bluecat]

Originally posted by Mystique



:D I meant Duhmbya, as in George Bush 2. :bigredgri

Ah ... DUHMBYA II ... I see :cool:

[Ellegon]

Tanna's bumper stickers were awesome,,,was just bloeing her a little smoke...no harm done...hopefully!

[Tanna]

here's the rest, enjoy!

the waist is a terrible thing to mind

you can't have everything, where would you put it?

sex without partners -charter member

Mom's Travel Agency -ask about our guilt trips

ex-wife for sale, just take over payments

like to travel? enjoy sex? take a f*cking hike!

dysfunctional family on board

i love cats, they taste just like chicken

what has four legs and an arm? a happy pit bull

rehab is for quitters

make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot

i don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it

puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy

cover me, i'm changing lanes

so many lawyers, so few bullets

so many idiots, so few commets

i want to die peacefully in my sleep like my great uncle, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

i'm not as drunk as you think i am

the lottery is a tax for people who are bad at math

i get enough exercise just pushing my luck

i didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

consciousness: that annoying time between naps

don't steal: the government hates competition

wanted: meaningful overnight relationship

beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore

i got a gun for my wife. best trade i ever made

so you're a feminist. isn't that cute!

i need someone really bad. are you really bad?

i'm not a complete idiot. some parts are missing

hard work has a future payoff. laziness pays off now.

prevent inbreeding. ban country music. ~(hey!)

as long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools

warning: driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition

god must have loved stupid people; he made so many

when you do a good deed, get a receipt in case heaven is like the irs

smile! it's the second-best thing you can do with your lips

i took an IQ test and the results were negative

i like you, but i wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles

there are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't

beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

all men are idiots, and i married their king

the more you complain, the longer god makes you live

your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot

change is inevitable, except from a vending machine

boycott shampoo! demand the real poo!

energizer bunny arrested: charged with battery

i'm not completely worthless: i can be used as a bad example

a bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory

horn broken: watch for finger

artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity

veni, vidi, velcro. i came, i saw, i stuck around

neutrinos have mass?! i didn't even know they were catholic!

if reality wants to get in touch, it knows where to find me

what goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over

live simply. that way i can have the stuff you don't use

according to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist

born free! my dad's an ob

time is the best teacher. unfortunately, it kills all its students

be nice to your kids: they'll choose your nursing home

learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control

the more people i meet, the more i like my dog

eat well, stay fit, die anyway

stamp out crime! abolish the IRS!

old skiers never die, they just go downhill

money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch

i brake for hallucinations

god is my copilot, but the devil is my bombardier

i don't have a license to kill, i just have a learners' permit

i wasn't born a bitch. people like you made me this way.

taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

who were the beta testers for preparations a through g?

madness takes its toll. please give exact change.

five days a week, my body is a temple. the other two, it's an amusement park.

EARTH FIRST! we'll strip-mine the other planets later.

if you can read this, i can hit my brakes and sue you.

save the whales! turn them in for valuable prizes.

jack kevorkian for white house physician

my wife keeps complaining that i never listen to her... or something like that...

sure you can trust the government! just ask an indian

alcohol and calculus don't mix. never drink and derive.

stop repeat offenders! don't re-elect them!

if we are what we eat, i'm cheap, fast and easy

[gunner]

there's about half a dozen classics in there, "so many lawyers, so few bullets" !!! dern tootin'

[gunner]

"beware of strong drink, it can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss!"

[gunner]

then there's the one a friend of mine uses,

"yes, i'm an agent of satan but my duties are mostly ceremonial"

[Carmelo]

Dextra and I were travelling in Lexington, where we saw this sign:

God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts :eek:

It's true, It's true!

[Earth Walker]

:bigredgri Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your
kids. 8O

Talk is cheap, until you hire a lawyer. :D

[crystal_night]

Originally posted by Skye_McCarthy
I live in a very christian community and my paranoid bf thought it would be safer not to get something way outwardly witchy (i wanted the "my other car is a broom" or the "god save me from your followers" or something like that) so I ended up getting "an it harm none do what ye will"
-Skye

I have the 'My other car is a broom' bumper sticker. I have had a lot of comments on it. I'm not a very open person about my religion, I live in Southern Missouri, but I've even had people at the gas station aproach me and ask me where I got that sticker at, that it's hillarious. I can honestly tell them though that I bought it off the internet.

[Summer Solstice]

not a bumper sticker but I couldn't resist

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground
with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in
civilized society, it is called golf.

[gunner]

Originally posted by Tanna
didn't anyone read the disclaimer?!?!?! i *said* that i disagree, but that i can still appreciate a joke. does no one read that part of a post?
my brain may have been fizzled at the time, but it wasn't confizzled, or at least not so much that i would have done such a thing and meant it! :(
(and yes, i do make up words from time to time. i make as much or little sense either way.)

tanna just enjoys giving us a friendly nudge in the ribs once in a while.

[gunner]

"i only do what my rice krispies tell me"

[Rævyn Cigány]

Hi there! hehehe...I like those! I have a whole photo album jam packed with them if you would like to take a gander!

http://communities.msn.com/0Tintagel0

ifyou go to the section called Family and Friends, you will find some 70-odd witchy bumper stickers! Hope you enjoy them!

Blessings,
Rae )0(

[gunner]

might i suggest you get together with mol and cross link your site with this one, you both have good things to offer.
"gunner"