Protagonist
October 20th, 2005, 05:56 AM
Once upon a time, there was a great and fierce warrior Protagonist who journeyed far away to a mysterious and exotic land fraught with puzzling meal plans and debauched social gatherings. But all was not well in this land, for the land was haunted by many, many papers. These ravenous beasts sought first years, whom they dragged away to their secret lair known as the "All Night Study Area" and devoured, leaving only a mixture of critical comments and extremely low percentages. It happened one night that the fierce, horned warlord Protagonist came across one such beast. Being armed with sword and iPod, he slayed in in one fatal blow. There was much rejoicing for Protagonist, who, having vanquished this hated foe, could return to actually eating and sleeping regularly.
EDIT: Crap, I forgot I was supposed to include a word count and page numbers. *boots up Word again rather forlornly*
EDIT: Crap, I forgot I was supposed to include a word count and page numbers. *boots up Word again rather forlornly*