For Sale: Secondhand Husband. Hardly Used. Just $516

[bluecat]

On the lighter side ... from Reuters News Service ...


For Sale: Secondhand Husband. Hardly Used. Just $516
March 22, 2001 12:05 pm EST

HANOI (Reuters) - A Vietnamese woman who failed to persuade her husband to give up a younger lover agreed to sell him to her for $516, a newspaper reported on Thursday.
The state-run Thanh Nien (Young People) newspaper said the younger woman paid the angry wife immediately and set up home with the husband.

It said the 41-year-old wife was now living alone in the southern province of Dong Nai.

[Mariposa De La Luna]

If only it were so easy here in the States.... SIGH
:D

[Dextra]

I have 2 ex-husbands and an ex-boyfriend for sale!

All 3 for the low, low price of $1!

(No returns, no refunds. You buy 'em, you keep 'em!)
:cool:

[Earth Walker]

Are they exempt from sales taxes, etc? :D

I need a good man friday, my own beck&call boy.
:bigredgri

I'll be the only woman to have her work done by friday.
:sunny: :cool:

[bluecat]

I wonder if e-bay has this category? :D

[Dextra]

These guys are tax-exempt, and for that matter, I will pay FIVE DOLLARS just for someone to keep them out of my sight!

Hmmm.... Ebay ...... now why didn't I think of that? :p

[Wyrdsister]

Now, doesn't that somehow violate some human rights laws, about people being bought and sold? Do you think they had to draw up papers or was it just an under the table deal? ;)

If I were the wife I would have tried to get more money, not because I thought he was worth it but just to get $$ for pain and suffering! :D

Wyrdsister

[bluecat]

Originally posted by Wyrdsister

Now, doesn't that somehow violate some human rights laws, about people being bought and sold? Do you think they had to draw up papers or was it just an under the table deal? ;)

If I were the wife I would have tried to get more money, not because I thought he was worth it but just to get $$ for pain and suffering! :D

Wyrdsister


I don't think we will have many Civil rights laws to worry about if things keep going the way they are.

BlueCat

[Earth Walker]

:D Let's take Dubya out of the White House and
consign him to the Outhouse. :bigredgri
The Little S**T!

[Wyrdsister]

Originally posted by Mystique
:D Let's take Dubya out of the White House and
consign him to the Outhouse. :bigredgri
The Little S**T!

AHAHAHAHAH!!!!! That is so well put! As a Canuck I'm veeeery worried about what's going on down south of us. :(

Wyrdsister

[sherry]

WOW I could save a fortune I just have to come up with the right wording for his ad and I could sell him instead of divorce him KEWL!!!


Hows this: I could say hardly used (cuz he doesn't like to work.) Enjoys sports (on tv) musician ( even though it is bluegrass) LOW MAINTENCE (hates to take a bath)

ECT ECT ECT....... I could add more but after this it isn't as nice!!

[Earth Walker]

Originally posted by Dextra
These guys are tax-exempt, and for that matter, I will pay FIVE DOLLARS just for someone to keep them out of my sight!

Hmmm.... Ebay ...... now why didn't I think of that? :p

:D Five Dollars! Let me draw up a contract. ;)

[LaDaya]

You people are just too funny!! I wish I had someone to sell... How about my roomie.. Does she count? Sometimes I want to get rid of her...

[Earth Walker]

Originally posted by LaDaya
You people are just too funny!! I wish I had someone to sell... How about my roomie.. Does she count? Sometimes I want to get rid of her...

:D Let me think.....ooooh, a menage a trois. ;)
I could handle that. :bigredgri

[gunner]

and why do i think the wife got the best of that deal?

[Tigerwallah]

I wonder if he came with the couch and remote control?!!!

[Lady Tana]

Speaking of selling 'husbands', I was online just the other night trying to pursuade someone (anyone) to take Screamin Eagle.. I was willing to pay them $10 (right before payday ya know..heehee)
and not one person took me up on the offer...

I think I'll have to reword it...

Hey Sherry.. how bout givin me a hand.. you had a great one going :)

~LT (running to check the ebay site)

[rantnraven]

Plus postage and handling and I'm yours.

Lady's only need apply.

And, Yes, I bath.

RnR

[Earth Walker]

Originally posted by rantnraven
Plus postage and handling and I'm yours.

Lady's only need apply.

And, Yes, I bath.

RnR

Do you do dishes, laundry, sweeping, mopping,
kitty litter box...............? ;) :bigredgri

[rantnraven]

Windows, bathrooms and lawns too - depending on square footage.

RnR

Okay...$2.00 US

Bet I'm worth $10 by days end. WoooHooo

[bluecat]

Originally posted by rantnraven
Windows, bathrooms and lawns too - depending on square footage.

RnR

Okay...$2.00 US

Hey, I'll even take out the garbage ... and I only cost postage and handling. I'm an older, used, high mileage model.

BIDDING WAR!

Hehehehehehehehehe

[rantnraven]

Lady's

Consider the high COST of lemonade these days.

$1.50 Final answer.

RnR

[bluecat]

Originally posted by rantnraven
Lady's

Consider the high COST of lemonade these days.

$1.50 Final answer.

RnR

FOMCL ... That was good! :D

I supply my own lemonade! :cool:

[Earth Walker]

:D: BE STILL MY BEATING HEART! :heartthro
:bigredgri

[sherry]

i do like lemonade, and what a deal he takes out the garbage.

humm i'm thinkin bout it !!

[bluecat]

Originally posted by sherry
i do like lemonade, and what a deal he takes out the garbage.

humm i'm thinkin bout it !!

:) Need some help? :)

[rantnraven]

I make lemonade from scratch. And I said I do windows.

I'm a tad bit more expensive, like $1.50 but, c'mon. Blue, help me out here.

R

[bluecat]

Originally posted by rantnraven
I make lemonade from scratch. And I said I do windows.

I'm a tad bit more expensive, like $1.50 but, c'mon. Blue, help me out here.

R

Is there another way to make lemonade?

You are on your own.

[rantnraven]

*And I mean the one on my face*

All I wanted was a dollar!

Go ahead, lady's, you can have him.

RnR

*bows head and sulks*

I'm a product of the 60's and YES there IS another way..Lemonade from concentrate....HAHAHAHAH.

RnR

[bluecat]

Originally posted by rantnraven
*And I mean the one on my face*

All I wanted was a dollar!

Go ahead, lady's, you can have him.

RnR

*bows head and sulks*

I'm a product of the 60's and YES there IS another way..Lemonade from concentrate....HAHAHAHAH.

RnR

Well, I'm a product of the 50's, vintage stuff ... and that stuff from concentrate isn't lemonade ... Hehehehehehehehe ....

[rantnraven]

*Bowing, humbly*

I take back the concentrate comment Oh Great one.

But how about orange juice from concentrate? Is that okay?

RnR

[bluecat]

Originally posted by rantnraven
*Bowing, humbly*

I take back the concentrate comment Oh Great one.

But how about orange juice from concentrate? Is that okay?

RnR

You kids, just don't get it ... :D ... LOL ... There is juice and there is the "other stuff"

[sherry]

vintage lemonade life dont get no better now does it !!

[bluecat]

Originally posted by sherry
vintage lemonade life dont get no better now does it !!

Nope, and drinking in full measure is what life is about.

Steve

[Kalima]

'd pay AU$100 for a guy who knows the difference between 'arguing' and 'debating' ... but I'm afraid you're both outta my league (despite my penchant for older men - nuts!) :crazy:

[bluecat]

Originally posted by Kalima
'd pay AU$100 for a guy who knows the difference between 'arguing' and 'debating' ... but I'm afraid you're both outta my league (despite my penchant for older men - nuts!) :crazy:

:D Hehehehehehe :D ... :cool: you would lose because we are just having fun ... having a regular blast. ROFL!!!!! :cool:

BlueCat :cool:

[Kaylara]

I've got $3.00 for you Rantraven... Can't let a fellow Rocky Horror fan down!

BB,
Kaylara