All About Redheads...

[Niamh]

Being a redhead, I found these hysterical... the husband found them to be all too true! :D

How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.

How do you know when a redhead has been using the computer?
There's a sledge hammer embedded in the moniter.

What's the difference between a blond and a redhead in bed?
A blond let's you leave when you're satisfied; a redhead lets you leave when SHE'S satisfied!

Brunette after sex: "Ooo, that was great! I love you! Will you marry me?
Blond after sex: "Next!"
Redhead after sex: "Better start chewing some vitamins, kid!"

The redhead's dating motto: "The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage."

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
She unties you...

[LaDaya]

These are funny and so true... <grin>

[Armitage]

Hrm...
Maybe I was born in the wrong body, here.....

[Earth Walker]

:D I'm blond, so I will have to dye my hair. :p
:bigredgri

[Dextra]

What's a blonde's mating call?
"I think I'm drunk. Tee hee!"

What's a brunette's mating call?
"Is that blonde gone yet?!"

What's a redhead's mating call?
(in a low, seductive voice) "C'mere."

So says the Redheaded Goddess!
It's true, it's true!
:bigredgri :p :D

[Dextra]

Originally posted by Niamh
Being a redhead, I found these hysterical... the husband found them to be all too true! :D

How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.

How do you know when a redhead has been using the computer?
There's a sledge hammer embedded in the moniter.

What's the difference between a blond and a redhead in bed?
A blond let's you leave when you're satisfied; a redhead lets you leave when SHE'S satisfied!

Brunette after sex: "Ooo, that was great! I love you! Will you marry me?
Blond after sex: "Next!"
Redhead after sex: "Better start chewing some vitamins, kid!"

The redhead's dating motto: "The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage."

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
She unties you...

SSSSHHHH! Don't give away all our secrets! ;)

[gunner]

have i run this here before?

" The Witch's Daughters"

Have no truck with the
daughters of lilith.
Pay no mind to the
redheaded creatures.
Man, be warned by their
sharp white teeth;
Consider their skulls, and their
other queer features.

They're not of our tribe, with their
flame colored hair;
They're no sib to us, with their
pale white skins;
There's no soul behind those
wild green eyes
Man, when you meet one--
walk widdershins!

When they die, they pop,
like burst soap bubble
(Eight hundred years
is their usual span).
Loving such beings
leads only to trouble.
By Heaven, be warned,
you rash young man!

robert a. heinlein, august 1946,
to virginia heinlein his wife who is a redhead

[Ozymandias]

All of this is so true. And gunner no truer words were ever spoken.

[bluecat]

:cool: Redheads are wonderful, I don't care if they damn near kill me! :cool: I do give first preference to red head. :) Natural or not ... because even if it's not real the color usually causes an attitude adjustment that is just AWESOME.

Love the Hammer in the monitor!

Steve

[bluecat]

Originally posted by Mystique
:D I'm blond, so I will have to dye my hair. :p
:bigredgri

:cool:I would love to help with such a worthy task!:cool:

Steve

[rantnraven]

Go Red! Go Red!

I don't care if it is natural either. When I see a redhead, I get a massive...

uh...attitude adjustment too.

Did I say that out loud??

RnR

[rantnraven]

This cowboy get's captured by some Indians. After a brief talk, the Indians deside to burn him at the stake (don't be alarmed y'all).

The cheif walks up to him and grants him a last wish. And he accepted. So he whispered into his horses ear and the horse runs off.

A little while later the horse returns with a naked woman.

Frustrated, the cowboy yells at the horse, "No, No you idiot, I ssid 'Passe'".

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Am I getting too comfortable here??

Let me know

RnR

[Earth Walker]

:D What do lesbians do on the second date?
Rent a U-haul. :bigredgri :cool:

[bluecat]

Originally posted by Mystique
:D What do lesbians do on the second date?
Rent a U-haul. :bigredgri :cool:

:cool: But they still have friends who are willing to help dye their hair and load the U-Haul! :cool:

[rantnraven]

What do you mean "Load" the uhaul.

I seem to be in rare form today.

RnR

[bluecat]

Originally posted by rantnraven
What do you mean "Load" the uhaul.

I seem to be in rare form today.

RnR

:cool:Whatever the lady wants ... it's her U-Haul. :cool:

Steve

[Earth Walker]

Originally posted by bluecat


:cool:I would love to help with such a worthy task!:cool:

Steve

.....let your fingers do the walkin'....... ;) :D

[Lorelei]

I had to read this thread because of the title

I had to post because I'm a redhead!(with help) LOL


How do you know when a redhead's been satisfied(temporarily) by a man?
When you see him crawl out of the house!