Favorite Simpson's Quote

[yemayasdaughter]

Hey all... what is your FAVE Simpsons guote?

My favorite is from Ralph Wiggums: "When I grow up... I'm going to Bovine University!"

[Siren]

"It's funny cause it's true..."
Homer Simpson

(this can be used in many ways, many times)

[StormChaser]

"where's the ANY key"
"mmm soilent green"
~Homerisms

[Danustouch]

That one Homer made about pagans.."Gosh Darn those pagans"..or whatever it was..heheeh.

And.."Can't Sleep, Clowns will eat me".

[licourtrix]

You're lucky my friend doesn't go to this board or she'd probably quote the entire series in this thread. 8O

I think my favorite quotes are anything that Ralph says, and Homer's rendition of the Flintstones song. I always get that song in my head...

Homer, Homer Simpson
He's the greatest guy in history
From the town of Springfield
He's about to hit a chestnut tree.... D'OH!

[Pheonix]

remeber one hand washes the other...oh that reminds me

these rubber gloves came free with my toilet brush
Dr Nick Riviera

This is cuz I kicked you isn't it

Stupid Bug you go squish now

oh I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish

Here comes Barney "let's crash the shuttle into the white house and kill the President" Gumble.


Homer

the drug I'm high on is a little lsd, love for my son and daughter
Marge

[Kahlan]

When Ralph says: "It tastes like...burning!" From the swato Lord of the Flies episode. But then again anythin Ralph says is funny!:D
He is the Greatest!

[mato]

I'll show you inanimant!

Homer

If you did it sir?

Smithers

[kittiepoetrygod]

Acording to whoever had it in their sig ... Homer said "God bless those Pagans".

My fave is a scene actually ... Bart and his friends see the lemon tress been stolen by shelbyville.

Bart: When we cross this line, we become men. Let's go!

They walk off .... and it shows Lisa and one of her friends playing with a kite, running across the springfield/shelbyville border. It was really funny.

[Adrenaline Junkie]

Oh my!

I have so so many. Here we go:

(in no particular order)

"If you don't open that door, I'll tear you up like a kleenex at a snot party!" ~ Colonel Hapablap

"Oh Poppa Homer, you are so learned." ~ Pepi

"Hi, I'm Amber Dempsey, and when I grow up, I want to be a sweetie pie!" ~ Amber Dempsey

"Hmmm, say what you will about our cafeteria, I still think they're the best tater tots money can buy." ~ Skinner

"I'm only eighty-one. You may find this hard to believe, but in my salad days, my crowning glory was a bright shock of strawberry blond curls." ~ Mr.Burns

"I've argued in front of every judge in this stae. Often as a lawyer." ~Lionel Hutz

"Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on (edit) her (edit) sweet (edit) can. (edit) So I grabbed (edit) her (edit) sweet can. (edit) Oh,just thinking about (edit) her (edit) can (edit) I just wish I had (edit) her (edit) sweet (edit) sweet (edit) sweeeeet (edit) can." ~Homer

"Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off!" ~ Marge

"I've said it before and I'll say it again. Democracy simply doesn't work. Now over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that, for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so ... the following people are gay ... "~ Kent Brockman

I've got a few more too. Just don't feel like typing them out.

[stormyray]

"Miss Hover my frog taste funny"------ Ralph

"Thankyou come again"------Apu

"Ha Ha"--------Nelson

"Your dad traded our tools for M&M's.... Again"-----Marge to Lisa


There is so many more I love but am having a total brain fart right now.

[Pheonix]

Save me Jebus!

Homer, (of course!)

[Lady Ravenna]

AHHH Marge! The doll is talking to me and the toasters been laughing at me."--Homer

store owner-"Beware, the doll is cursed"
Homer-"Oh No!"
store owner-" But it comes with a free Frogurt"
Homer-"Ok!"
store owner-"But the Frogurt is also cursed"
Homer-"Oh No!"
store owner-"But it comes with your choice of sprinkles."
Homer-"Ok, I'll take it!!"

[yemayasdaughter]

I actually had this as a wav!!!

Ralph: Thanks for not eating me, Witches!!

Police Chief Wiggums: Yeah, you hags are alright!!


Ralph: Hi, Supernintendo (superintendant) Chambers!!


Ralph: It says you choo-choo choooose me... and there's a picture of a train!!


ALSO, (I swear, I'm going to get this song for my answering machine!!)

Homer: Max Power... is the man who's name you love to touch....
but you musn't touch....... His name sounds good in your ear... but when you say it, you musnt fear..... cause his.... name can be said... by anyone.......

[flar7]

"Jesus must be rolling over in his grave!"-Homer
"Shoot em' all, and let God sort em' out!"-Marge
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."-Ralph
"Ah! The sweet kiss of hot lead."-Apu
"I am aware of the works of Pablo Naruda(sp?)"-Bart
"Dig him up!"-Homer
"Cant we have one town meeting that doesnt end with digging
up a corpse?"-Mayor Quimby

there are oh so many more....

[Flaire-FireStar]

"Aagh! Sock puppets!!" - Homer
"Did you get to see the carbon rod" - Bart/ "Stupid carbon rod" -Homer
"You kids didn't finish your tongue sandwitches" -Patty (I think):lol:

[mato]

"just sitting around without a care in the world with a head full of long hippy hair..." grandpa simpson

[flar7]

"That dolls evil I tells ya, EEEEEEEVEEEAAL"-Grandpa Simpson

[Armitage]

'I talk to the leprechauns and they tell me to burn things...' -Ralph

[Niamh]

Homer:"no beer and no tv make homer something something"
Marge: "go crazy?"
Homer:"thanks! i think I will!"

Oh, there are just so darn many! And I love what Bart writes on the chalk board, too...

[seawitch]

homer was being chased by a bull, and he runs into a portable toilet. screaming jesus, allah, buddah!

covering alot of area with that

[Adrenaline Junkie]

Just reading these quotes, makes me relive all those great Simpson episodes.

Heres another one:

"I've had seeeeexxxxxxxxx." ~ Grandpa Simpson

[Haedis]

"Religion has no place within these walls (school) just like facts have no place within organized relgion. " - Skinner


"How often do we have to go to church to escape hell?" -native guy (Ack i think)
"Every sunday for the rest of our lives" -other native guy
"No...really." -Ack

heh heh. genious show. just genious

[Flaire-FireStar]

"I'm going to save your mother from the evil gambling monster.. I'll call him 'Gamblor'" -Homer

[Amethyst Rose]

"Just cuz I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand" - Homer

:D

[flar7]

"SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!"- homer

[Sequoia]

"Kiss my hairy yellow butt!!" ~Homer

"Well EX-CUUUUUUUUUSE me!" ~Homer

"To start, press any key. Where's the any key?" ~Homer

"God Bless those pagans!" ~Homer (I know it's been posted before but I love it!)

"Homer Simpson here. . . nah I gotta go, my d*mn weiner kids are listening." ~Homer (duh?)

"WHOO HOO!" "D'OH!" ~Homer (I use these ones -_-; )

"I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckies bunch of sucks that ever sucked." ~Homer

"I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer." (guess who said it)

"You're out of order! The whole freakin' system is out of order!" ~Homer

"*GASP* computers can do THAT??" ~Homer

"Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!" ~Homer

^^; there's more but it's 2:30am and I can't think of any at the moment

[licourtrix]

Ahh! Your Q-tip one reminds me of my other favorite!

Homer - "My ears are burning"
Lisa - "Uh, I wasn't talking about you Dad."
Homer - "No my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-tip."

[Faery-Wings]

Originally posted by Pheonix
Save me Jebus!

Homer, (of course!)

That is what I was gonna say! :D

[Amethyst Rose]

They have the internet on computers now? - Homer :D

[mato]

Well I dont know much about god but we built a nice cage for him~homer

[Illuminatus]

Ralph: Miss Hoover
Miss Hoover: Yes Ralph?
Ralph: My worm went into my mouth and I ate it. Can I have another one.
Miss Hoover: No, we're all out of worms. Put your head down on your desk and sleep while the other children learn.
Ralph: Oh boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!

and also

Homer: Stupid TV. Be more funny!

[UlricDagon]

Alcohol the cause of and answer to all of life’s problems

and

Lisa:"Boy, Mom sure will be happy you won 50 dollars." Homer:"You'd think that, wouldn't you? But you see, Lisa, your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's OK in the bible."
Lisa:"Really? Where?"
Homer:"Uhh...somewhere in the back."

and

And there's the rock where the leprachaun told me to burn things!!" -Ralph Wiggim
"Good job lad! You know what you need to do now don't you? Burn the house down. BURN THEM ALL!!" -Leprachuan

and

MOE: "Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle against the urge to punch ‘em in the face, and for what?! For some pimply little puke to treat you like dirt unless you’re on a team. Well I’m better than dirt ... well most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy, store-bought dirt. That stuff’s loaded with nutrients. I …I can’t compete with that stuff."

Blessed be

[Faery-Wings]

http://www.cnn.com/2001/SHOWBIZ/TV/12/15/simpsons.philosophy.ap/index.html

It is a philosophy class based on the Simpsons.

This winter, the university is offering a two-credit class on how religion and philosophy are part of popular culture, including "The Simpsons."
Readings will include "The Simpsons and Philosophy: The D'oh! of Homer" by William Irwin, and "The Gospel According to The Simpsons: The Spiritual Life of the Most Animated Family

How cool is that?
:p

BTW Ill~ That Ralph scene is another of my favorites too....


Chris

[Theres]

when Bart visits the brothel -
"i've gotta tell ya lady, i've been sadly misinformed about witchcraft!"

sign in front of the Christian school -
"Putting the 'fun' back in fundamentalism."

Johnny Cash to Homer during his psychedelic 'vision' -
"I don't know Homer, i'm just a coyote"

Dr. Nick Riviera to Granpa Simpson -
"Relax man, you'll give yourself skin failure!"

and, of course, from Lisa when she's handicapping football games for Homer -
"the Raiders, because they cheat. and the 49ers, because they're pure of heart"
(GO NINERS!!!)

[MammaStar]

"Wait a minute! My heart stopped.<pause> there it goes!" Barney

"Deeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaath!" Grandpa Simpson

"That's when I sold my medication to Deadheads" Grandpa Simpson

I love that show! Just bought Eshallet the DVD of Season 1

[Celestial Lily]

"Exactly......D'oh!" -Homer auditioning to be Mr Burns.

"Jesus, Allah, Buddha! I love you all!!" -Extended version of what's already been posted.

'We put the fun in funeral' -Sign outside a funeral place.

Smithers(interviewing Homer for his job): There's a problem with the reactor-what do you do?
Homer: There's a problem with the reactor?? We're all going to die!!!

Song about Flanders:

Singer: Hens love roosters.
Geese love ganders.
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders.
Homer: Not me
Singer: Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders

[yemayasdaughter]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by chryssi1
[B]http://www.cnn.com/2001/SHOWBIZ/TV/12/15/simpsons.philosophy.ap/index.html

I have "The Simpsons & Philosophy"!!!! Its an awesome book. It was the first actual "philosophy" book I had ever read, and it really is informative, and hilarious at the same time!!!

I wish I could take that course. Perhaps New School University in NYC will pick it up some day!!!


I cant believe I forgot this quote from the Angel episode:

(To the tune of Ode to Joy) "Its my Angel, See my angel...." LOL

[SilentWolf]

Here's some of my favorites:

Apu explains about his Hindu faith.
Homer: Geez Apu, when they were handing out religions, you must've been out taking a whiz.

Homer: Hello, I'm Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Postal Worker: Ok, Mr Burns, whats your first name?
Homer. I...don't...know!

Grandpa: I'm an old man! I hate everything but Matlock! Ooh it's on now!

Marge: We leave you with the kids and the state takes them away?!?!
Grandpa: Oh bitch, bitch, bitch!

Homer: Ok brain, let's do this so I can get back to killing you with beer.

Flanders: [Going on and on about apple cider]
Homer's Brain: That's it, I'm outta here.
His brain leaves his body and he just collapses.

And my all time favorite:

Groundskeeper Willie [teaching French]: BONJOURRRRRRRRRRRR! You cheese eating surrender monkeys!

[mato]

mr burns and smithers out flying a kite when it gets hit with lightning: "smithers there's a strange sensation in my chest."
smithers: "I think your heart started beating again."
mr burns: "oh that takes me back"
both: "thank you shary bobins!"

That and the shary bobins musical numbers, "If you cut every corner you'll have moretime for fun," later "It's the american waaaaaay..."

[mato]

Oh ya when barny made that video for a contest
Barny: "thank you your very kind."
Lady who was just complimenting the movie: "Excuse me did something just crawl down your throat and die!"
Barny: "It didnt die..."

Later Homer: "I will never drink another beer again..."
Beer guy: "get your beer here!"
homer: "I'll take ten."

Later at a funeral
vender: "Hot dogs get your hot dogs!"
Marge: "what do you follow my husband around?"
vender: "he's putting my kids through college."

[mato]

Dr. Hibbert in the Hubert episode:
"After a standered soul smeer detectide the presence of pure evil..."

[stormyray]

"Could you open the window? The police have daddy's fingerprints on file." -Homer

Smithers! There's a rocket in my pocket." -Mr. Burns

"You have 30 minutes to move your car. You have 10 minutes to move your car. You're car is now being impounded. Your car is now being crushed into a cube. You have 30 mintues to move your cube." -Homer Simpson

"Listen you robots! Nobody ruins my family's vactaion but me! or maybe the boy!" -Homer Simpson

"I'm impressed you were able to write so legibly on your own butt." -Lisa Simpson

"How come when I heard the word 'school' followed by the word 'exploded' I immediately thought of the word SKINNER!?" -Superintendent Chalmers

[Hedwig]

"Okay, throw em in d'hole!" --Nazi security guard at a theme park.

There is also one where Flanders is reading to his kids and he says something about Harry Potter and his friends going to hell for practicing witchcraft and then he throws the book on the fire.

[MammaStar]

Heard a funny one today.

Marge: "You have to wear shoes to church"

Bart: "Why? Jesus wore sandals"

Marge: "I don't care. You still have to wear shoes."

Homer: "Well maybe if Jesus had the proper arch support, he would've outrun them."

:lol:


Oh! The end of the Sharry Bobbins song Boozehound

Bart singing: "Can I be a boozehound?"

Homer singing: "Not until you are 15."

[Flaire-FireStar]

"....now I have more time to read things I find on the ground.. (picks up a wrapper) Lay..tex.. Con....dom.... Boy, I'd like to live in one of those someday!" - Grandpa Simpson :T

[Theres]

"Aahhh, alcohol. the cause of, and solution to, all our problems..."
- Homer

[Niamh]

I loved the Harry Potter quote from Flanders. What made it good thought, is that his kids clapped and went "Yeaaaaaaah" when the book went in the fire!

[Haedis]

"I'd rather let a thousand criminals get away than chase after them." -wiggum


scene where sideshow bob escapes from prison
"Then where's sideshow bob?"-wiggum
"Uh, he ran off."- prisoner
"Oh...great. Well if anyone asks, I beat him to death ok?"-wiggum

Another great scene is where bart sneaks sheet music for "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida into church and disguises it as "In the Garden of Eden", the woman playing the organ passes out after the long solo.

[Adam Of Avalon]

"God Bless those Pagans...."

[yemayasdaughter]

that picture and quote is bloody awesome!!!!

[SpikesPet5150]

After Bart gets that bucket off of Homer's head when Bart thinks he has "the power"...

"I see the light!!! AND IT BURNS!!!!!!"

~Bree

[flar7]

Originally posted by Haedis
"I'd rather let a thousand criminals get away than chase after them." -wiggum


scene where sideshow bob escapes from prison
"Then where's sideshow bob?"-wiggum
"Uh, he ran off."- prisoner
"Oh...great. Well if anyone asks, I beat him to death ok?"-wiggum

Another great scene is where bart sneaks sheet music for "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida into church and disguises it as "In the Garden of Eden", the woman playing the organ passes out after the long solo.


Do you know the story behind "The Garden of Eden" sung as
"In-a-gadda-da-vida"? Lyrics are... In the Garden of Eden...
but when recorded, was so stoned it came out all slurred.
Then became famous as that, and was never re-recorded!



also

I love when Marge was calling in to complain about the evil krusty
the clown doll trying to kill homer, and the music, while on hold,
played..."Everybody loves a clown, why not you?"

[Psyche Ague]

"Haven't you ever seen a naked chick riding a clam before?"

[SilentWolf]

Homer: "You mean the Mob only did me favor to get something in return? Fat Tony, I'm surprised at you! I'll say good day to you , sir."

Fat Tony: [looks depressed and walks out of the building. He thinks for a moment] "Heyyyy!!!!"



Homer: "Uh oh spaghettios."
Comic Book Guy: "Worst...reading...ever!"

[Psyche Ague]

It goes to the effect of:

"The Japanese Mafia? They'll kill you ten times before you hit the ground!"

[Haedis]

continuing the "in the garden of eden" episode

"that sounds like rock and/or roll!" -lovejoy

[SilentWolf]

Homer: [When Bart's upset] There, there, shut up boy!

Homer: Lisa, where's christmas?

Homer: Groin grabbingly good!

Homer: Ixnay on the ash-hole tray!

Homer: FF-[cut off by church organ]
Flanders: My, that's the loudest swear word I've ever heard!

Old Jasper: [teaching Lisa's class] Lookin' out the window, that's a paddlin. Lookin at my feet, that's a paddlin'. Lookin' at the school paddle, you better believe that's a paddlin'!

Krusty holds sign "Will drop pants for food"
Bart: Hey Krusty, how's it coming along?
Krusty: Not so good, that guy's giving it away for free.
Old man [singing with pants around ankles]: The old gray mare ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be...

I swear I fell out of the chair laughing when I first saw that last one.

[Merrie]

"Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. 'Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells.' Now let's go
back to that... building... thingie... where our beds and TV... is." -Homer

"Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and
Eskimos!" -Homer
"God bless those Pagans." -Homer
"Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?" -Homer
Bart: What religion are you?
Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real
life. Uh... Christianity.
"As usual, a knife weilding maniac has shown us the way." -Bart
Tell you what. We come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke." -Mr.
Burns

[yemayasdaughter]

(The "Lord of the Flies" episode, where Ralph "eated the purple berries"!!! :rotfl: )

Ralph: It tastes like burning!!!!

[Rævyn Cigány]

Bart Simpson "Cooool, a SPORK!"

BB

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