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DoktorSick
December 10th, 2005, 06:37 AM
I was wondering are there any fellow members of the church of the Subgenius lurking around?
praise Bob

ancestral_lee
December 10th, 2005, 10:41 AM
i happen to know Popeblack :)

praise bob

Theres
December 10th, 2005, 01:16 PM
Quit Your Job For Bob! :graduate:

Seshata
December 10th, 2005, 09:00 PM
Ok - I'll also 'out' myself ... I too know Pope Black! His 'chicken in a basket' is rather yummy! <G>

Praise Bob! ;D

BB

Seshata

DoktorSick
December 11th, 2005, 03:54 PM
well praise bob!!!

Vincent Verthaine
December 13th, 2005, 11:55 PM
I'm a discordian.Close enough.Praise BOB!!

HAIL ERIS!!!

bbnflpn
December 16th, 2005, 09:04 AM
its been a long time since i thought of bob. i never did know much about him though :-)

DoktorSick
December 27th, 2005, 05:52 AM
bob is the living slack master, but didn't come to die for your sins but bob has come to bring you a divine excuse,bob is like the disease and the cure
bob is the bb gun he is the bb he's eye patch over little johnny's eye.
Bob was kicked out of heaven and made the devil a deal he couldn't refuse and was kicked out of hell.
And it's not that bob is so smart but bob walks thru life drifting thru the luck plane which means his mistakes are worth millions
. praise bob

Vincent Verthaine
December 30th, 2005, 02:51 AM
X-Day averted by the Discordian Society
From: ghsst6@pop.pitt.edu (Geoff Spear)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia,alt.slack
Subject: X-Day averted by the Discordian Society
Date: Sun, 05 Jul 1998 17:44:04 -0400
from the Greater Metropolitan Yorba Linda
Herald-News-Sun-Tribune-Journal-Dispatch-Post and San Francisco Discordian
Society Cabal Bulletin and Intergalactic Report & Pope Poop.

Sweetmorn, 40 Confusion 3164

In an unusual display of Discordian harmony, members of the Ancient
Illuminated Seers of Bavaria joined forces with the JAMs, ELF, LDD, and the
enigmatic MIB cabal to destroy a fleet of flying saucers, reportedly from
the planet X, which was converging on Earth. It is alleged that the JAMs
made use of their nuclear arsenal, although a spokesman for the group
claims that the JAMs have no knowledge of any nuclear weapons being in the
possession of any Discordian groups fnord.

Hagbard Celine, spokesman for the LDD, denies rumors that the UFOs which
were destroyed this morning were the ones prophesized by the Church of the
SubGenius. "It's just one of those coincidences, you know?" he said.

The Pentagon refused to comment on the reports of UFO activity, and
categorically denied any relationship with the Discordians. A spokesman
said only, "Lots of building have fives sides. It doesn't mean anything."

In a related story, it was reported this morning that J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
is missing, and that the immense fortune of his SubGenius church has
disappeared. Church officials were not available for comment.
--

Nukes look real pretty when they blow up in space.

DoktorSick
December 30th, 2005, 03:12 AM
hehehe
praise Bob

Amber Wynd
January 5th, 2006, 03:47 AM
Discordian here, too. I'm sitting here looking at my copy of the Book of the Subgenius, in fact, praise Bob. And I know that there's at least one more Sub-Genius on these boards, but he can out himself. Or not.

gidur23
January 16th, 2006, 09:24 PM
Discordian here, too. I'm sitting here looking at my copy of the Book of the Subgenius, in fact, praise Bob. And I know that there's at least one more Sub-Genius on these boards, but he can out himself. Or not.

LOL

you maybe right

Little Billy
January 16th, 2006, 09:25 PM
Discordian here, too. I'm sitting here looking at my copy of the Book of the Subgenius, in fact, praise Bob. And I know that there's at least one more Sub-Genius on these boards, but he can out himself. Or not.

I already have, yer Zombielicious majesty.

gidur23
January 16th, 2006, 09:29 PM
I already have, yer Zombielicious majesty.

LOL
rog didnt have much of a choice did u

Little Billy
January 16th, 2006, 09:31 PM
LOL
rog didnt have much of a choice did u

Did it several days ago, Sparky.

But you should warn everyone again, just in case. :lol:

gidur23
January 16th, 2006, 09:35 PM
Did it several days ago, Sparky.

But you should warn everyone again, just in case. :lol:

wat are you talking about

i was busy screaming

i wish id been warned

i mean it means not a genius

good job

Isil Darkmoon
January 16th, 2006, 09:49 PM
wat are you talking about

i was busy screaming

i wish id been warned

subgenii=dumb
ADMIN MODE:

Insulting someone else's chosen path (or lack thereof) is in violation of the ONE rule on these boards: respect. You don't have to agree, but you WILL respect peoples' right to choose their own way, and you WILL stop being insulting, immediately.

Xentor
January 17th, 2006, 04:13 AM
I already have, yer Zombielicious majesty.

Little Billy, do not drag issues from other forums into our community. It is impossible for people in our community to conclude whether you're using this term derogatively, without the contextual knowledge of other forums.

Amber Wynd
January 17th, 2006, 04:26 AM
Little Billy, the wrong-doing of others does not give you the right to do wrong yourself. Do not drag private issues into our community. Use the report button if you feel wronged and let the administrators handle it.
Thank you, but Billy wasn't insulting me when he made that comment. It was actually a compliment and was made in reference to another forum we both frequent.

Xentor
January 17th, 2006, 04:49 AM
Admin mode

Do not drag issues that play on other forums into our community either. From Little Billy's comment I could only conclude the term was used derogitavely.

I will revise the previous admin action.

Little Billy
January 17th, 2006, 08:07 PM
Little Billy, do not drag issues from other forums into our community. It is impossible for people in our community to conclude whether you're using this term derogatively, without the contextual knowledge of other forums.

Um, sorry. It's a running joke between Amber and myself. I will endeavor to either not do this sort of thing, or explain the context in the future.

Magic Friday
January 18th, 2006, 06:02 AM
Admin mode

Do not drag issues that play on other forums into our community either. From Little Billy's comment I could only conclude the term was used derogitavely.

I will revise the previous admin action.

Not to nitpick the rules, but this is likely to happen unintentionally when you have posters who know each other personally, or semi personally, either from other boards or in real life.

However, I too will do the same as Little Billy, in attempting to minimize confusion in this regard as much as possible. Understanding the intent of executive action in your case is to remind us that things should be kept in the context of open discussion. If we were, for instance, to communicate back and forth in codes (some discordians seem to have nerdy hobbies, like cyphering and esperanto) it would be disruptive to the climate of conversation as portrayed on message board.

Xentor
January 18th, 2006, 08:04 AM
Ah, smart people. I love it!