Ask a Discordian

[Little Billy]

ok. i have another question :T

am i allowed to have a pet discordian merely for the purpose of my own entertainment?

and if yes

what do discordians eat?


1. Yes. But don't come crying to us later.

2. Our owners.

[instinct]

right

*reads over notes, making a few additions*

ok. before i start working on my discordian trap, would anyone like to just.. volunteer for the position?

i'll make it worth your while.. i promise... :muwaha:

[Little Billy]

right

*reads over notes, making a few additions*

ok. before i start working on my discordian trap, would anyone like to just.. volunteer for the position?

i'll make it worth your while.. i promise... :muwaha:

Well, technically, I'm not a Discordian. We Subgenii are the junkyard dawgs of the movement.

And why not? I'm up for any program.

[instinct]

*opens large ornate cage and looks at Little Billy*

in you go. come along. time's a-wasting

:hehehehe:

[Little Billy]

*opens large ornate cage and looks at Little Billy*

in you go. come along. time's a-wasting

:hehehehe:

Of course you realize, I'll gnaw through those puny bars in ten seconds flat.

[instinct]

not if you want to be fed and played with you won't! _tsk_

this is great though

if i get a few more, i can open a zoo! :T

[Little Billy]

not if you want to be fed and played with you won't! _tsk_

this is great though

if i get a few more, i can open a zoo! :T

Um, actually, I just want to trash the upholstery, and chew on electrical cords.

[Magic Friday]

Depending on the discordian.Most discordians have a very strong independent streak.And if you manage to make one your pet,chances are he/she is getting close enough to pull a jake on you.

Filet mignon and Pop-tarts.

You should listen to Verthaine, it might save you potential embaressment...

but for a steady diet of filet mignon I might consider being a pet, depending on the fringe benefits.

[Little Billy]

You should listen to Verthaine, it might save you potential embaressment...




Hush!
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http://poee.co.uk/boards/images/smiles/tgrr.gif

[instinct]

i have issues doing what people tell me to do. i have no control over my rebellious side. alas.

and i'll let you trash the upholstery, merely so i can laugh at you when you electricute yourself chewing on the electrical cords.

:smile:

i feel like filet mignon now. and its all your fault :mad:

[instinct]

maybe we could do some role reversals and i could be a pet for a while..

now that would be fun

:T

[Little Billy]

and i'll let you trash the upholstery, merely so i can laugh at you when you electricute yourself chewing on the electrical cords.


Yeah, that's what happened the last two times.

[Little Billy]

maybe we could do some role reversals and i could be a pet for a while..

now that would be fun

:T


Okay, instinct...stand on the inside of the big hook...that's right.

Daddy needs a set of sharkskin boots.

LB,
Can never keep pets very long.

[instinct]

big... hook?

there'll be none of that..

[Little Billy]

big... hook?

there'll be none of that..

Okay. BIG, RED STRAPS!!!

[Happy Shrew]

i feel like filet mignon now. and its all your fault :mad:

I'm terribly sorry. Feeling like a piece of meat must suck. I generally feel like a human.

[Little Billy]

I'm terribly sorry. Feeling like a piece of meat must suck. I generally feel like a human.

I prefer to be a piece of meat. :)

LB,
Maria's "Mattress Monkey".

[instinct]

I'm terribly sorry. Feeling like a piece of meat must suck. I generally feel like a human.
What LB said. there're definite advantages to being a piece of meat :hehehehe:

at atleast i'm a tender, tasty, expensive piece of meat

[eldora_avalon]

1. Yes. But don't come crying to us later.

2. Our owners.

You weren't supposed to tell. Now I have to go to the grocery store.

[Jenne]

wouldnt a Discordian trap be the same as a paradox? :D

I think they eat those for breakfast. Much like the "fava beans and glass of Chianti" statement...

LOL

[Magic Friday]

I think they eat those for breakfast. Much like the "fava beans and glass of Chianti" statement...

LOL

I freebase my paradox, thank you very much.

[Jenne]

I freebase my paradox, thank you very much.

Dude, get with the program...it's MAINLINING these days, not "freebasing"--sheesh!

[Magic Friday]

Dude, get with the program...it's MAINLINING these days, not "freebasing"--sheesh!

Thats back in style, isnt it?
Too much gear, I think. Anything that cant be cut with ground up crows beak and go straight up my nose, can at least be smoked through my tinfoil hat. The only thing I'd mainline is some kind of animal-semen.

[instinct]

:wtf:

[Little Billy]

I think they eat those for breakfast. Much like the "fava beans and glass of Chianti" statement...

LOL


So....a guy builds a time machine. He takes a revolver and a copy of the plans for the time machine, and goes back in time to before his father met his mother. He shoots his father, marries his mother, and has a kid. The kid steals the plans and the gun, goes forward in time to just before the original guy goes back in time, and shoots him.

How many people don't exist?

[eldora_avalon]

So....a guy builds a time machine. He takes a revolver and a copy of the plans for the time machine, and goes back in time to before his father met his mother. He shoots his father, marries his mother, and has a kid. The kid steals the plans and the gun, goes forward in time to just before the original guy goes back in time, and shoots him.

How many people don't exist?
As soon as the first guy shoots his father, he ceases to exist. None of the rest of it happens.

[Magic Friday]

Wait... None of them exist because time machines are impossible!

[Little Billy]

As soon as the first guy shoots his father, he ceases to exist. None of the rest of it happens.

Nonsense. You'd violate conservation of energy. An existant object cannot just "cease to exist".

Besides, if he ceased to exist, his father wouldn't have been shot, would he?

[Little Billy]

Wait... None of them exist because time machines are impossible!


Okay, smart guy...you marry an older lady. Your dad marries her daughter. Both couples have a son.

Describe all familial relations between the six people involved, please.

[eldora_avalon]

Nonsense. You'd violate conservation of energy. An existant object cannot just "cease to exist".

Besides, if he ceased to exist, his father wouldn't have been shot, would he?
Build a time machine and prove me wrong :spaceman:

Ok, I have a headache now, happy :stomp:

[Little Billy]

Build a time machine and prove me wrong :spaceman:

Ok, I have a headache now, happy :stomp:

1. You DON'T want ME having a time machine ("Why, hello Mister Teh Kaiser Wilhelm! Let me tell you what happens when you smash Uranium together REALLY fast...").

2. My work here is done. :lol:

[eldora_avalon]

Okay, smart guy...you marry an older lady. Your dad marries her daughter. Both couples have a son.

Describe all familial relations between the six people involved, please.
:hairraise Magic Friday is Keith Richards? :collapse:

[Little Billy]

:hairraise Magic Friday is Keith Richards? :collapse:

Or Ray Stevens. One or the other.

LB,
Knows that the truly evil thing about Heroin is that it might NOT kill you. It might turn you into Keith Richards.

[Magic Friday]

Okay, smart guy...you marry an older lady. Your dad marries her daughter. Both couples have a son.

Describe all familial relations between the six people involved, please.

Well for starters, I live in the United States, and my father lives in Germany. I'm willing to omit, for the case at hand, that my father is married... he can either suffer divorce and re-marry, or we can assume his current wife is the woman in question. Let us assume that the woman I marry is the mother of my fathers wife, and that both myself and my wife (being my fathers mother in-law) or my father and his wife (being my step-mother in law) all have children at the same time. Assume, also, to make this easy, that both of those children are boys.

My son will be my fathers grandson, and my mothers grandson, but my step-mother-in-laws stepgrandson/grandson (being that one is closer to the other, it will be easier to refer to him as being 'grandson'). My fathers grandson will be my Half-Brother, as well as some sort of a great-cousin. At least, I think thats how it works, I'm not entirely sure.

My son, and my fathers son, will be to each other great cousins... I think.

Its pretty confusing, but If I was going to marry an older woman, she'd better look good for her age.

[Little Billy]

Well for starters, I live in the United States, and my father lives in Germany. I'm willing to omit, for the case at hand, that my father is married... he can either suffer divorce and re-marry, or we can assume his current wife is the woman in question. Let us assume that the woman I marry is the mother of my fathers wife, and that both myself and my wife (being my fathers mother in-law) or my father and his wife (being my step-mother in law) all have children at the same time. Assume, also, to make this easy, that both of those children are boys.

My son will be my fathers grandson, and my mothers grandson, but my step-mother-in-laws stepgrandson/grandson (being that one is closer to the other, it will be easier to refer to him as being 'grandson'). My fathers grandson will be my Half-Brother, as well as some sort of a great-cousin. At least, I think thats how it works, I'm not entirely sure.

My son, and my fathers son, will be to each other great cousins... I think.

Its pretty confusing, but If I was going to marry an older woman, she'd better look good for her age.

You'd also be your own grandfather, uncle, and step-brother.

[instinct]

*bursts into song*

I'm my own grandpa! I'M MY OWN GRANDPA!

it sounds funny i know... but it really is so!

oh, i'm my own grandpa!

_travolta_

[MGD]

OMFG!!!1 I JUST FOUND THIS POST! HAHAHA!

Or did I just forget about it? Either way, lulz.

[synaptyx]

Going back to the Discordian Vs Erisian thing.

I think Discordians would think they'd won, but the Erisians would smack them in the pineal gland when their backs were turned.

Besides, I personally make no distinction between the two and yes, that's up to me. :P

More Discordian fun at:

http://www.verthaine.chaosmagic.com
http://www.23ae.com
http://www.poee.co.uk
http://www.principiadiscordia.com
http://www.ology.org/principia/
http://www.poee.org

Enjoy!

Out of sheer randomness:

http://poee.co.uk/images/fry.jpg

[Meabh23]

Any questions about the Discordians or Eris, or indeed anything that may cross your tiny little minds? Then this is the place to ask!

Our teams of dedicated experts are on call 24/7 to help YOU! Anything you want to know about the Paratheo-anametamystikhood Of Eris Esoteric, the philosophies, the lifestyle, and anything that comes into your head really will be answered here!

Where can I find out more info on this Discordian Society. Do they have groups like covens or churches? I think one of them said they were the church of Eris. Another called itself the crazy blasted witches brigade. (I was up late trying to research and found all sorts of wonderfully silly names that Discordians use.)

[synaptyx]

Go to http://www.poee.co.uk (pimp) also speak to and read of Vincent Verthaine on this very forum.

*edit

Oh yeah, see my post above yours. :D

[Meabh23]

Go to http://www.poee.co.uk (pimp) also speak to and read of Vincent Verthaine on this very forum.

*edit

Oh yeah, see my post above yours. :D

I have gone to poee. Or at least the poee.com one.

I have saved and copied the Book of Eris by the aforementioned Verthaine.

I have also downloaded some other various texts that all claim to be Discordian Scriptures. I will do some reading. But like I said in the other thread, I am calling up Eris tonight. We'll see what She has to say.

[synaptyx]

poee.com is useless, some assbag hosting company is using it. http://poee.org and http://poee.co.uk are the ones you want.

Calling up. Be strong. Be careful.

[eldora_avalon]

poee.com is useless, some assbag hosting company is using it. http://poee.org and http://poee.co.uk are the ones you want.

Calling up. Be strong. Be careful.
Be prepared, Chaos will ensue, one way or another. As long as you're ready for that, you're ready, er, something :hehehehe:

[Jenne]

So....a guy builds a time machine. He takes a revolver and a copy of the plans for the time machine, and goes back in time to before his father met his mother. He shoots his father, marries his mother, and has a kid. The kid steals the plans and the gun, goes forward in time to just before the original guy goes back in time, and shoots him.

How many people don't exist?

My first, most facile guess would be the "two dads." Here's the thing though, he couldn't have married his mom and had a son, whatnot, because if he shot his father before he "fathered" him...then poof! he's gone too.

So I guess the facile answer remains.

[Jenne]

As soon as the first guy shoots his father, he ceases to exist. None of the rest of it happens.

D'oh! didn't read your answer before I wrote mines! :D

[Jenne]

Nonsense. You'd violate conservation of energy. An existant object cannot just "cease to exist".

Besides, if he ceased to exist, his father wouldn't have been shot, would he?

D'oh! Welp...yes, I think so. Because the resultant action of the gunshot, which WAS fired, still exists. So, the results of the gunshot took the place of the kid who shot the gun.

Besides, if time machines can exist, then a person can cease to do so I guess...:spaceman:

[Jenne]

Thats back in style, isnt it?
Too much gear, I think. Anything that cant be cut with ground up crows beak and go straight up my nose, can at least be smoked through my tinfoil hat. The only thing I'd mainline is some kind of animal-semen.

...well, guess there's that method as well, lol. The choice, after all, is yours!

[synaptyx]

I can't believe you're still melting your brain over this one. :D

[Little Billy]

Where can I find out more info on this Discordian Society. Do they have groups like covens or churches? I think one of them said they were the church of Eris. Another called itself the crazy blasted witches brigade. (I was up late trying to research and found all sorts of wonderfully silly names that Discordians use.)

IT'S A TRAAAAAAAAP!

Argh! We was too late.

[synaptyx]

Dude, you are the fish guy from Jedi.

[Little Billy]

Dude, you are the fish guy from Jedi.

Admiral Akbar is 10 feet tall!

He'd eat a homeless man, if you dared him!

[synaptyx]

I'd dare him!

[Nitefalle]

Here's my question : why?

[eldora_avalon]

Here's my question : why?
I dunno, I didn't do it ;)

[Little Billy]

Here's my question : why?

Because the Free Market(tm) demands it.

That's why.

[Magic Friday]

I dunno, I didn't do it ;)

It was the one-armed man.

[eldora_avalon]

It was the one-armed man.
Again? We should get Columbo on it.

[Rowan Darkmoon]

Errrhmmm.

So I guess I add again that I have, personally, enjoyed you discordians.

For the most part you have shown a sense of humor. Intelligence. Strong communication skills, courtesty and respect.

That makes you cool in my book.

Not that anyone reads it! :T

Here here! I like you all as well. Makes life around here interesting again. :boing:

[Vincent Verthaine]

Here here! I like you all as well. Makes life around here interesting again. :boing:
Hey, wait a minute...

Are You,Sword and a few others saying that we discordians aren't just a bunch of evil,mindcontrolling diabolists bent on destroying Mystic Wicks and should be hated and despised by all "correct and proper pagans":hahugh:

Thank you guys.

It's nice to know that not everyone on MW thinks we are the boogymen/women.
Thank you guys for taking the time to actually see what we are about,rather then just dismiss us out of hand because we think,believe,and act differently.:cheers:

Love us or hate us,ya gotta admit,when the discordians come around,things get real interesting.:cheers: _twohorns_

[Meabh23]

Hey, wait a minute...

Are You,Sword and a few others saying that we discordians aren't just a bunch of evil,mindcontrolling diabolists bent on destroying Mystic Wicks and should be hated and despised by all "correct and proper pagans":hahugh:

Thank you guys.

It's nice to know that not everyone on MW thinks we are the boogymen/women.
Thank you guys for taking the time to actually see what we are about,rather then just dismiss us out of hand because we think,believe,and act differently.:cheers:

Love us or hate us,ya gotta admit,when the discordians come around,things get real interesting.:cheers: _twohorns_

Does this mean I made the right choice again?

[Little Billy]

Hey, wait a minute...

Are You,Sword and a few others saying that we discordians aren't just a bunch of evil,mindcontrolling diabolists bent on destroying Mystic Wicks and should be hated and despised by all "correct and proper pagans":hahugh:

Thank you guys.

It's nice to know that not everyone on MW thinks we are the boogymen/women.
Thank you guys for taking the time to actually see what we are about,rather then just dismiss us out of hand because we think,believe,and act differently.:cheers:

Love us or hate us,ya gotta admit,when the discordians come around,things get real interesting.:cheers: _twohorns_

Correct. We're too busy destroying Stormfront, anyway.

[Cain]

Correct. We're too busy destroying Stormfront, anyway.

WHAT? When did that go down?

[Vincent Verthaine]

WHAT? When did that go down?
Been doing it for 2 years on and off.It has been a while since I've been over there( a week or two pre K to be precise).

[Cain]

Been doing it for 2 years on and off.It has been a while since I've been over there( a week or two pre K to be precise).

You should let me know about these things. The Stormfronters are funny as hell, jacking off to all that nonsense.

[Little Billy]

You should let me know about these things. The Stormfronters are funny as hell, jacking off to all that nonsense.

They aren't fond of black on blond pr0n, though. :lol:

[Fire's Shadow]

Erm, do I post questions on this thread to discordians?

Anyways...

Is Simon Cowell a discordian? :D

[Cain]

Erm, do I post questions on this thread to discordians?

Anyways...

Is Simon Cowell a discordian? :D

Yes.

And no. He got his membership revoked for the trousers, the horror of his trousers. However, its possible he is a minor Eristic Avatar, in that he can cause chaos fairly easily.

[Fire's Shadow]

Where are you guys fighting the stormfronters, btw? I'm bored, and I'm good at throwing golden apples...

But on a more serious note, what's your favorite tooth paste?

[Cain]

Where are you guys fighting the stormfronters, btw? I'm bored, and I'm good at throwing golden apples...

But on a more serious note, what's your favorite tooth paste?

I'm guessing its the usual http://stormfront.org but I didnt know about it until this morning.

And Tesco value, because its cheap but works just as well as leading brands.

[Fire's Shadow]

I'm guessing its the usual http://stormfront.org but I didnt know about it until this morning.

:apirate: This is going to be fun. :devil:

[Little Billy]

:apirate: This is going to be fun. :devil:

My last moniker was "Huey Newton Jr". :lol:

[synaptyx]

Does this mean I made the right choice again?Yes, there is no right choice again.

[Meabh23]

Yes, there is no right choice again.

It's good to know that I again have made a choice that again proves to be something that again leads me to the conclusion that I again have made the right decision.

[DocBruce]

Does anyone know of a support group for non-Discordian spouses of Discordians?
My lady has been putting up with my loony ass for going on eleven years now.:lol:

[eldora_avalon]

Does anyone know of a support group for non-Discordian spouses of Discordians?
My lady has been putting up with my loony ass for going on eleven years now.:lol:
They just need to get over their denial and admit they are Discordians or they wouldn't be putting up with us. :yayah:

[DocBruce]

They just need to get over their denial and admit they are Discordians or they wouldn't be putting up with us. :yayah:
hmmm....logic.
She'll never expect that from me. :lol:

[Penthesilea]

hmmm....logic.
She'll never expect that from me. :lol:I suspect that everyone has an "Inner Discordian" whether they acknowledge it or not. Accessing that part of the personality is the only reasonable way to cope with the curves LIFE throws at you. And those who don't cope, crack -- sometimes catastrophically.

[DocBruce]

I suspect that everyone has an "Inner Discordian" whether they acknowledge it or not. Accessing that part of the personality is the only reasonable way to cope with the curves LIFE throws at you. And those who don't cope, crack -- sometimes catastrophically.

_handclapp _handclapp _handclapp _handclapp _handclapp

Ladeez an Gennulmen, my SwordMom.

[Penthesilea]

_handclapp _handclapp _handclapp _handclapp _handclapp

Ladeez an Gennulmen, my SwordMom.:hugz: Swordson. Have you explained me to your new friends yet?

[DocBruce]

:hugz: Swordson. Have you explained me to your new friends yet?
Ummmm.....er...oh boy.
Okay this is complicated.

First off, no, Penth isn't my IRL mom (I lost my mother back in '88).
We met here, not knowing that we had a mutual friend IRL. After she had a long conversation with said friend (about, among other things, MW and this goofball named DocBruce) it was discovered that it really is a "small multiverse after all". Now I'm the type of guy that needs a mom (and no, that is NOT my wife's job) to thump him on the head now and again. One thing lead to another and now I've got a new mom.

I give all the credit to Eris, because in my eyes, this is exactly the kind of thing She would do for one of Her kids (well, at least the ones She's not currently annoyed with, anyway).

[Penthesilea]

Ummmm.....er...oh boy.
Okay this is complicated.

First off, no, Penth isn't my IRL mom (I lost my mother back in '88).
We met here, not knowing that we had a mutual friend IRL. After she had a long conversation with said friend (about, among other things, MW and this goofball named DocBruce) it was discovered that it really is a "small multiverse after all". Now I'm the type of guy that needs a mom (and no, that is NOT my wife's job) to thump him on the head now and again. One thing lead to another and now I've got a new mom.

I give all the credit to Eris, because in my eyes, this is exactly the kind of thing She would do for one of Her kids (well, at least the ones She's not currently annoyed with, anyway).:lol: You left out the part about how we'd been hearing about each other for years but didn't realize it 'cause our mutual friend was using our RL names. I met the mutual friend through STAR WARS fandom. Doc met her through the Kansas City RenFaire. It is a small multiverse.... Still wish I could have seen your face when you found out....

[DocBruce]

:lol: You left out the part about how we'd been hearing about each other for years but didn't realize it 'cause our mutual friend was using our RL names. I met the mutual friend through STAR WARS fandom. Doc met her through the Kansas City RenFaire. It is a small multiverse....
Oh, yeah.
I was shootin' for the "Reader's Digest Condensed Version".

[eldora_avalon]

That's always a fun way to mess with people's heads. Out of nowhere, when they least expect it, go all Spock on them.

Live long and Prosper :spaceman:

[Penthesilea]

Oh, yeah.
I was shootin' for the "Reader's Digest Condensed Version".:lol:

[Penthesilea]

That's always a fun way to mess with people's heads. Out of nowhere, when they least expect it, go all Spock on them.

Live long and Prosper :spaceman:I was one of the original Trekkies (as we were called then) and Spock was my god. I still go all logical on people. For some reason, they don't expect it from me....

[DocBruce]

That's always a fun way to mess with people's heads. Out of nowhere, when they least expect it, go all Spock on them.

Live long and Prosper :spaceman:

I prefer the Lt.-Data-shut-off-the-emotion-chip trick.
People just seem to get all buggy when I go frosty.

[Penthesilea]

I prefer the Lt.-Data-shut-off-the-emotion-chip trick.
People just seem to get all buggy when I go frosty.Possibly they are scared out of their skulls?

[DocBruce]

Possibly they are scared out of their skulls?

What, of li'l ol' me? :smoke:

[eldora_avalon]

I'll go into some rambling explanation of something, shocking, I know, and my husband will say, "You're rambling, Data" :yayah:

[Penthesilea]

What, of li'l ol' me? :smoke:Yep! :evilway:

[DocBruce]

I'll go into some rambling explanation of something, shocking, I know, and my husband will say, "You're rambling, Data" :yayah:
My wife just shakes her head and walks away.:lol:

[Jolixte]

*dances* I cannot tell the difference between just silly and the discordian/subgenii/taco paths section.

[Penthesilea]

*dances* I cannot tell the difference between just silly and the discordian/subgenii/taco paths section.Just Silly uses fewer big words....

[Penthesilea]

My wife just shakes her head and walks away.:lol:I have found that a stream of absolute babble can be effectively cut off and derailed by a long, passionate kiss. DragonMom should try it.

[Jolixte]

Just Silly uses fewer big words....
Oh really? hmm...

[Penthesilea]

Oh really? hmm...That's been my experience. Of course, I will never use a single syllable word if a multi-syllable one is available but that's just me.

[DocBruce]

I have found that a stream of absolute babble can be effectively cut off and derailed by a long, passionate kiss. DragonMom should try it.
Gee, how did you know that's how we met?

DM walked right up to me at faire and stuck her tongue down my throat.
Got my attention real quick, you betcha.

[Penthesilea]

Gee, how did you know that's how we met?

DM walked right up to me at faire and stuck her tongue down my throat.
Got my attention real quick, you betcha.:lol: I know, dear Swordson, because she told me! Your wife and your mom have been talkin.....

[DocBruce]

:lol: I know, dear Swordson, because she told me! Your wife and your mom have been talkin.....
Greeeeeaaaaaattttt.
It's official...I'm doomed.

[Penthesilea]

Greeeeeaaaaaattttt.
It's official...I'm doomed.:uhhuhuh: And just wait until we are in the same room......

[Little Billy]

*dances* I cannot tell the difference between just silly and the discordian/subgenii/taco paths section.

That's because you aren't a level 3 user.

You can't see all the secret stuff.

[Little Billy]

My wife just shakes her head and walks away.:lol:

Same here.

[DocBruce]

:uhhuhuh: And just wait until we are in the same room......
Oh no!
When that day comes I'm hiding behind LB's couch.

[Jolixte]

That's because you aren't a level 3 user.

You can't see all the secret stuff.
I'm still better than you are.

[Penthesilea]

Oh no!
When that day comes I'm hiding behind LB's couch.Then DM, your Swordaunt and I will drag you out with the help of Moggie and your little Swordsisters. You haven't a prayer. Sorry.

[Little Billy]

I'm still better than you are.

That's the spirit!

[DocBruce]

Then DM, your Swordaunt and I will drag you out with the help of Moggie and your little Swordsisters. You haven't a prayer. Sorry.
*sings*
"run to the hills! Run for your liiiives!"

[Little Billy]

*sings*
"run to the hills! Run for your liiiives!"

But I'm to lazy to run. :wah:

[Jolixte]

*sings*
"run to the hills! Run for your liiiives!"
The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming! ... wait...

[DocBruce]

The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming! ... wait...
Now,now. The Russians are our friends.
You meant terrorists, right?

[Cain]

Now,now. The Russians are our friends.

Nah, they're evil authoritarians again. You really have to keep up...

[Jolixte]

Nah, they're evil authoritarians again. You really have to keep up...
I knew it! _wedgie_

[DocBruce]

Nah, they're evil authoritarians again. You really have to keep up...
So does that mean the terrorists are our friends?
Now I'm really confused.

[Jolixte]

So does that mean the terrorists are our friends?
Now I'm really confused.
Hmm, let's check by a simple analysis...

Terror-badness, ist-one who is

Russ-badness (Like Rush Limbaugh), ian-one who is

[DocBruce]

Hmm, let's check by a simple analysis...

Terror-badness, ist-one who is

Russ-badness (Like Rush Limbaugh), ian-one who is
Nope not friends.
Not at all.
Somebody please notify me when these things change.

[Cain]

So does that mean the terrorists are our friends?
Now I'm really confused.

According to my note book, against all realpolitik expectations, this is a no.

[Jolixte]

According to my note book, against all realpolitik expectations, this is a no.
:idea: *looks in handbook* Apparently, you're evil too! *boycotts Cain*

[DocBruce]

:idea: *looks in handbook* Apparently, you're evil too! *boycotts Cain*
He's not evil, he's just drawn that way.

[Jolixte]

He's not evil, he's just drawn that way.
So, maybe not everything in a graphic novel is true... boo.

[Cain]

:idea: *looks in handbook* Apparently, you're evil too! *boycotts Cain*

I highly resemble that remark.

[Lunacie]

:idea: *looks in handbook* Apparently, you're evil too! *boycotts Cain*

You had to look in the handbook? :huh:

I only had to look right below his screen name. :hahugh:

[Jolixte]

I highly resemble that remark.
You killed Abel!

[DocBruce]

You killed Abel!
Abel was asking for it.

[Jolixte]

You had to look in the handbook? :huh:

I only had to look right below his screen name. :hahugh:
... I'm not wearing my glasses!!
... and take that look off your face!


Abel was asking for it.If that's what he asked for he should have been put on meds.

[DocBruce]

If that's what he asked for he should have been put on meds.

I think back then meds consisted of rocks upside the head.

[Jolixte]

I think back then meds consisted of rocks upside the head.
So maybe Cain was right...

[DocBruce]

So maybe Cain was right...
Hmmmmm, could be.

[Little Billy]

You killed Abel!

What choice did he have? Abel spit in the road.

[Lunacie]

... I'm not wearing my glasses!!
... and take that look off your face!


If that's what he asked for he should have been put on meds.

If you're not wearing your glasses then you can't really see what look I'm wearing on my face. :nyah:

Don't know why, but this is what my face is actually looking like :abored: **yawn**

[Baron von Hoopla]

What choice did he have? Abel spit in the road.


Also, he had unclean thoughts about donkeys. Well, one donkey, and a couple of asses.

Cain told me.

[Jolixte]

O_O I don't like where this is going.

[Baron von Hoopla]

Hey - don't shoot the messenger.

[Jenne]

Also, he had unclean thoughts about donkeys. Well, one donkey, and a couple of asses.

Cain told me.

Ahem. JACKasses. They were JACKasses.

Cain told ME.

[Meabh23]

Abel was asking for it.

But that's not what that weasel Cain said.

The coward.

[Philosophia]

I think my eyes have just been soiled.
Thanks guys! You're the greatest! :hahugh:
Here's some chocolate and cookies for ya!
http://bestsmileys.com/eating1/6.gifhttp://bestsmileys.com/eating1/20.gif

[Meabh23]

How about answering some serious questions.

Like why does't Eris have more of a following?

[Vincent Verthaine]

How about answering some serious questions.

Like why does't Eris have more of a following?

Because we don't have a central heirarchy telling people how to think.

Because a lot of peole don't like to think for themselves.

Because our Holy books aren't made for prophet.

Because Eris doesn't care if she has a following or not.

Because humans have been taught that chaos is always a bad thing.

[Little Billy]

How about answering some serious questions.

Like why does't Eris have more of a following?


Because Freedom(tm) is scary.

[synaptyx]

How about answering some serious questions.

Like why does't Eris have more of a following?Discordianism is not a recognised, i.e. real, religion as defined by the US government. That's the way Hill and Thornley left it and intended it to stay. Now, in theory, anybody that wanted to, could do the necessary legal stuff to make it so (and indeed somebody may have already). Some people need the legal safety net. That's fine. It is supposed to protect you from persecution on religious grounds, but from what I've seen, it makes little difference whether you believe in something that's state recognised, or not; if they're gonna persecute you, they will. Just another reason beyond Vincent's that there aren't more of us.

[wooleybob]

Abel was asking for it.
He should of learned to fight..lol

[DocBruce]

Because Freedom(tm) is scary.

Doesn't scare me.

But snakes do...and spiders...and large bodies of water.

[goblinhill]

Hey Doc - what would you prescribe for Coulrophobia????

[DocBruce]

Hey Doc - what would you prescribe for Coulrophobia????

Whosawhatsaphobia?

Fear of cauldrons?

Sorry, don't know that one (at least not by name).

What's that the fear of?

[Vincent Verthaine]

Eris is not the type of Goddess who's love and respect can be gained by trying to bribe her with sweetcakes and mead.She depises anyone who would prostrate themselves before her. She laughs at anyone who would try to gain her favour by rituals,sacrifices and flattery.Eris doesn't demand or want her Children to kiss her ass.

Here is how you gain the respect,love and favour of Eris.

When everything is going to feces.When the winds are howling and the lightning flashing and the earth is shaking.When the
is world is going to hell in a handbasket.When everone else is on their knees praying for their lives,or running around like chickens with their heads cut off.
When all that is happening,if you can stand on your own two feet,raise your fists to the sky and scream out

"Is this the best you can do, Eris!!!Bring it on, beyatch!!!

That is when you have earned her respect,love and favour.
Eris doesn't consider that blashemy or hubris.She considers that strength.
Any discordian that cannot handle chaos,confusion and strife has no business messing around with Eris in the first place.

[DocBruce]

Eris is not the type of Goddess who's love and respect can be gained by trying to bribe her with sweetcakes and mead.She depises anyone who would prostrate themselves before her. She laughs at anyone who would try to gain her favour by rituals,sacrifices and flattery.Eris doesn't demand or want her Children to kiss her ass.

Here is how you gain the respect,love and favour of Eris.

When everything is going to feces.When the winds are howling and the lightning flashing and the earth is shaking.When the
is world is going to hell in a handbasket.When everone else is on their knees praying for their lives,or running around like chickens with their heads cut off.
When all that is happening,if you can stand on your own two feet,raise your fists to the sky and scream out

"Is this the best you can do, Eris!!!Bring it on, beyatch!!!

That is when you have earned her respect,love and favour.
Eris doesn't consider that blashemy or hubris.She considers that strength.
Any discordian that cannot handle chaos,confusion and strife has no business messing around with Eris in the first place.

That's pretty much what I did after the flood in '04 that wiped us out and almost killed me, except it was more like "I'M STILL HERE!!!" And while it was more directed at the Gods in general, I'm sure Eris heard me.

[Lunacie]

Hey Doc - what would you prescribe for Coulrophobia????

Doc schmock. The Witch is in.

My daughter also suffers from Coulrophobia. I'll tell you what I tell her. Go out and kiss a clown. It will either kill you or cure you.
:fpartyfav

[Meabh23]

Because Freedom(tm) is scary.

Which kind of freedom? There are several versions available.

[Tentasticle]

Here is how you gain the respect,love and favour of Eris.

Ha. Hahaha. Heehee mwahaha. lol. heeheeheehahahahahaha (add other general hilarity to taste)

Some guy told me he knew how to gain the love and respect of God a long time ago. I didn't listen to him either.

I don't broker respect with her, in much the same way I don't broker respect with my girlfriend. Either I'm with her or I'm not. All else comes from that (seemingly) small arrangement.

If I have to NEGOTIATE for ANYTHING with eris, then I'm on a hiding to nothing, and she's too busy pissing herself laughing to notice ;)

[Malcolm]

Eris, what a whacky godess.

I haven't met her yet. But I guess If her and Loki have something going I will eventually. Whenever the two decide to show up together...I'll keep some apples around and a Jockey Full of Bourbon.

[Meabh23]

Eris, what a whacky godess.

I haven't met her yet. But I guess If her and Loki have something going I will eventually. Whenever the two decide to show up together...I'll keep some apples around and a Jockey Full of Bourbon.

You'll need more than that. I hear She is the Goddess responsible for migraines. It is something to consider.

[Vincent Verthaine]

You'll need more than that. I hear She is the Goddess responsible for migraines. It is something to consider.
Only to those who take things too seriously.

[Meabh23]

Only to those who take things too seriously.


As it should be. I don't feel pity for those sorts. They have it coming.

[Lunacie]

You'll need more than that. I hear She is the Goddess responsible for migraines. It is something to consider.

Don't tell me that.
I don't wanna hear that.
*sigh*
I've sure been having a lot of heaches lately............ :huh:

[Meabh23]

Don't tell me that.
I don't wanna hear that.
*sigh*
I've sure been having a lot of heaches lately............ :huh:

Eris knocking?

[Lunacie]

There has been a lot of chaos and confusion around my house lately. The little one is at the age where she starting to test her wings which means she fights with her bossy big sister a lot. My daughter is having health problems and hasn't been able to find answers or help so far. And the weather won't settle down to just one season, the high fronts and low fronts keep battling for supremacy and that causes most of my migraines. So far I haven't been able to figure out how to "go with the flow" and adapt to those barometric changes. Maybe I need to ask Eris for some guidance? Or would that be jumping from the frying pan into the fire? :lol:

[Vincent Verthaine]

There has been a lot of chaos and confusion around my house lately. The little one is at the age where she starting to test her wings which means she fights with her bossy big sister a lot. My daughter is having health problems and hasn't been able to find answers or help so far. And the weather won't settle down to just one season, the high fronts and low fronts keep battling for supremacy and that causes most of my migraines. So far I haven't been able to figure out how to "go with the flow" and adapt to those barometric changes. Maybe I need to ask Eris for some guidance? Or would that be jumping from the frying pan into the fire? :lol:
Only if you ask HER to do something about the chaos.
Ohter then that,asking her for "suggestions on who to positively deal with the negative aspects of the chaos surrounding you(never ask her to guide you,the route she may take you through will get results you want,but it may be a little weirder then you are used to) is highly recommended.

[Lunacie]

Thank you Vincent. I figure it's worth a try, I'm tired of having my head hurt so badly so much of the time. And the kids are tired of having a grumpy gramma. :(

[Little Billy]

There has been a lot of chaos and confusion around my house lately. The little one is at the age where she starting to test her wings which means she fights with her bossy big sister a lot. My daughter is having health problems and hasn't been able to find answers or help so far. And the weather won't settle down to just one season, the high fronts and low fronts keep battling for supremacy and that causes most of my migraines. So far I haven't been able to figure out how to "go with the flow" and adapt to those barometric changes. Maybe I need to ask Eris for some guidance? Or would that be jumping from the frying pan into the fire? :lol:

You need to slap Eris around a bit. You have to show her who the boss is.

[Cain]

You need to slap Eris around a bit. You have to show her who the boss is.

:lol:

And I take a step back...

[Vincent Verthaine]

Watch out for her right hook.All those years of being an Inter-Dimensional Bowling Champion have given her a real powerful right arm.She's beaten numerous deities(including Thor) in arm wrestling contests.

[instinct]

oh no

i have a question

how the hell did you lot get your own forum?

you've got your discordian butt on my golden egyptian head

ah. what is this world coming to

:lol:

[eldora_avalon]

Thank you Vincent. I figure it's worth a try, I'm tired of having my head hurt so badly so much of the time. And the kids are tired of having a grumpy gramma. :(
Ice packs on the forehead, heat on the neck. Feverfew and/or sudafed. There are prescription drugs that are expensive. There is also a new OTC called GelStat with feverfew and ginger. It is a sublingual and should get into your system faster than a pill.

The fronts that come in fast, there is nothing I can do. This has been a rough couple of years for me and headaches. Hormones are the worst. Also google MSG, there are over 20 names of chemicals that either are MSG or do the exact same thing in your system. I have found a few other chemicals, like guar gum, carageenan and some other crap. Even if you weren't sensitive to MSG or Nutrasweet or one of the other triggers, allergies can change, you might want to check it out.

I don't know if Eris is the goddess of migraines, but hormones and weather systems are both Chaotic systems, so it seems like she might as well be.

[eldora_avalon]

oh no

i have a question

how the hell did you lot get your own forum?

you've got your discordian butt on my golden egyptian head

ah. what is this world coming to

:lol:
As I recall we nicely asked for it. That's pretty surprising, huh?:hehehehe: No, seriously, we did.

[Meabh23]

As I recall we nicely asked for it. That's pretty surprising, huh?:hehehehe: No, seriously, we did.

That's not what I heard.

[Vincent Verthaine]

That's not what I heard.
Ok.You got us.
We discordian kept projecting Hansons "Mmmbop" into the mods brains using our Interforum Mind Control Device until we got one.

You be surprised at all the goddies we got when the Joint Erisan Liberation Front/Church of Eris Battlepriest Division TaskForce raided that Illuminati Weapons Depot last July.
Luckily we've been able to move all our spoils from the Church of Eris Vault here in N'Awlins before the Illuminati retaliated with their Hurricane Creation Machine in August.

The Gloriouss Struggle against THEM,The ILLUMINATI,the NEW PAGAN ORDER ,and the CON continues!
Long Live La Resistance!!!Hail Eris!!!!!

[Cain]

oh no

i have a question

how the hell did you lot get your own forum?

you've got your discordian butt on my golden egyptian head

ah. what is this world coming to

:lol:

Lots and lots of kinky sex. Thats the honest truth.

[Little Billy]

That's not what I heard.


We threatened to spam the board with nudie David Hasselhoff pics.

D/N/T.

[mercuric]

Wow, this is quite the long thread. But to the original post, ask a discordian.. i have a question :D

how do discordians feel about astrology?

it seems the very idea of the synchronistic principle applied with astrology is at odds with the concept of discordia. but, this [discordia] is not my area of study, hence why I ask :)

i should mention, to avoid misunderstanding, I am in no way hostile to discordia or its teachings, but rather find them interesting :D

cheers,
-mer

[Little Billy]

Wow, this is quite the long thread. But to the original post, ask a discordian.. i have a question :D

how do discordians feel about astrology?


We put the ASS in Astrology.

[Cain]

Wow, this is quite the long thread. But to the original post, ask a discordian.. i have a question :D

how do discordians feel about astrology?

it seems the very idea of the synchronistic principle applied with astrology is at odds with the concept of discordia. but, this [discordia] is not my area of study, hence why I ask :)

i should mention, to avoid misunderstanding, I am in no way hostile to discordia or its teachings, but rather find them interesting :D

cheers,
-mer

Probably feel its not important, to be honest. After all, "we are free", so why would we listen to the opinions of flaming balls of gas millions of miles away?

[Vincent Verthaine]

Wow, this is quite the long thread. But to the original post, ask a discordian.. i have a question :D

how do discordians feel about astrology?

it seems the very idea of the synchronistic principle applied with astrology is at odds with the concept of discordia. but, this [discordia] is not my area of study, hence why I ask :)

i should mention, to avoid misunderstanding, I am in no way hostile to discordia or its teachings, but rather find them interesting :D

cheers,
-mer
As a form of Jungian archtypical psychology,not bad.As a form of divination -ppbbbbfffttt.I have to concur with Cain on this one.

[instinct]

As I recall we nicely asked for it. That's pretty surprising, huh?:hehehehe: No, seriously, we did.

Lots and lots of kinky sex. Thats the honest truth.
hmm.

wish you guys would ask me nicely for something :hehehehe:

[eldora_avalon]

Wow, this is quite the long thread. But to the original post, ask a discordian.. i have a question :D

how do discordians feel about astrology?

it seems the very idea of the synchronistic principle applied with astrology is at odds with the concept of discordia. but, this [discordia] is not my area of study, hence why I ask :)

i should mention, to avoid misunderstanding, I am in no way hostile to discordia or its teachings, but rather find them interesting :D

cheers,
-mer
V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.

THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS (THE PENTABARF) (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/11.php)

[Meabh23]

I have a question. I know I could probably come up with my own answers after parsing through the mounds of Discordian websites and exploring Eris a bit. But I am interested in what some of you would say.

Why is it that Discordians seem to spend more time bickering against one another than doing anything else? Is it the nature of the 'religion'? Is it because Eris sets you at one another? Or is it simply a way to sharpen your teeth for the day whenever the lot of you decide to go up against Mr. Grayface Graud?

[Vincent Verthaine]

I have a question. I know I could probably come up with my own answers after parsing through the mounds of Discordian websites and exploring Eris a bit. But I am interested in what some of you would say.

Why is it that Discordians seem to spend more time bickering against one another than doing anything else? Is it the nature of the 'religion'? Is it because Eris sets you at one another? Or is it simply a way to sharpen your teeth for the day whenever the lot of you decide to go up against Mr. Grayface Graud?

Yes.

[mercuric]

THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS (THE PENTABARF) (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/11.php)

V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.



You say you are prohibited from believing what you read... yet refer me to a selected reading?

amusing.

[Vincent Verthaine]

You say you are prohibited from believing what you read... yet refer me to a selected reading?

amusing.
Contradictory,isn't it?

[Tentasticle]

You say you are prohibited from believing what you read... yet refer me to a selected reading?

amusing.

No no. YOU can believe anything you like - it's only us that have that stricture.

Leastways, that's what I read :P

[mercuric]

Contradictory,isn't it?

yet still makes alot of sense to me.

[Vincent Verthaine]

Careful merc,you never know when the Illuminati is watching.Or at least Oprah.

[Little Billy]

Probably feel its not important, to be honest. After all, "we are free", so why would we listen to the opinions of flaming balls of gas millions of miles away?


Like I said...

:crown:

[mercuric]

Careful merc,you never know when the Illuminati is watching.Or at least Oprah.

well, if i can prevent oprah from sitting on me, it's all good :D

[Little Billy]

Yes.


No, it bloody isn't!

[Little Billy]

Why is it that Discordians seem to spend more time bickering against one another than doing anything else? Is it the nature of the 'religion'? Is it because Eris sets you at one another? Or is it simply a way to sharpen your teeth for the day whenever the lot of you decide to go up against Mr. Grayface Graud?


Actually, it is because we are even BIGGER jackasses than the grayfaces.

[eldora_avalon]

POEE ASTROLOGICAL SYSTEM

1. On your next birthday, return to the place of your birth and, at precisely midnight, noting your birth time and date of observation, count all visible stars.

2. When you have done this, write to me and I'll tell you what to do next.
http://principiadiscordia.com/book/69.php

I thought the PentaBarf was nicer than the above, maybe not :hahugh:

[eldora_avalon]

Actually, it is because we are even BIGGER jackasses than the grayfaces.
Naw, we just don't bother to hide it. :hahugh:

[Little Billy]

Naw, we just don't bother to hide it. :hahugh:


Heh. As if grayfaces COULD hide anything.

[eldora_avalon]

Heh. As if grayfaces COULD hide anything.
Well, they pretend to be so civilized and stuff. I think mostly they hide from themselves which is what makes them so dangerous and why we freak them out so.

[Little Billy]

Well, they pretend to be so civilized and stuff. I think mostly they hide from themselves which is what makes them so dangerous and why we freak them out so.

Okay. I can see that.

[eldora_avalon]

Okay. I can see that.
It makes it a lot more fun to point out ridiculously obvious little t truths to them, it doesn't even have to be big T Truths. A friend of mine has a Brit for a mom and it was lots of fun to say things and watch her face. She was trying so hard to keep her lip buttoned down, I thought her face would crack from the pressure.:viking:

[Meabh23]

Well, they pretend to be so civilized and stuff. I think mostly they hide from themselves which is what makes them so dangerous and why we freak them out so.

Pretend? It seems like some of them are confused but most don't even pretend.

So what makes Discordians different from any other human group?

[Vincent Verthaine]

Pretend? It seems like some of them are confused but most don't even pretend.

So what makes Discordians different from any other human group?
We discordians will at least admit every once and awhile that we are nuts.

[Meabh23]

We discordians will at least admit every once and awhile that we are nuts.

No fruits with the nuts?

[Vincent Verthaine]

No fruits with the nuts?
Plenty of fruits with the nuts.

[Rev. Incognito]

We discordians will at least admit every once and awhile that we are nuts.

Some of us wear it on our sleeves. Mine is shiny and spits fire.

[Meabh23]

Mine is full of spikes and it spits lightning.

[Bethra]

What does the sub in sub-genii mean. Is it short for subversive or subserviant or submisive? What is it short for?

[Little Billy]

Mine is full of spikes and it spits lightning.


Um, that kinda rocks. Just saying.

[Bethra]

What does the sub in sub-genii mean. Is it short for subversive or subserviant or submisive? What is it short for?

I think this must have got lost in the pointless babble so I'll ask again.

[Little Billy]

What does the sub in sub-genii mean. Is it short for subversive or subserviant or submisive? What is it short for?

I think this must have got lost in the pointless babble so I'll ask again.



The word "Subgenius" doesn't mean, well, anything. It's a running gag on Scientology (which is also a meaningless word that SEEMS to mean something "scientific").

That's all there is to it.

[Bethra]

The word "Subgenius" doesn't mean, well, anything. It's a running gag on Scientology (which is also a meaningless word that SEEMS to mean something "scientific").

That's all there is to it.

well that sucks I really hoped it ment subversive genius :D

[Little Billy]

well that sucks I really hoped it ment subversive genius :D


Well, no, but my particular chapter IS called "Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow". :lol:

[Bethra]

Well, no, but my particular chapter IS called "Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow". :lol:


I would ask if I could join because that sounds right up my street but then I'm not a joiner ;) So I'll just hang over here and cheer you on every now and then :D

[Meabh23]

Um, that kinda rocks. Just saying.
Thank you. But I save the rocks to use on pigeons and taxi drivers.

[Little Billy]

I would ask if I could join because that sounds right up my street but then I'm not a joiner ;) So I'll just hang over here and cheer you on every now and then :D


That's fine. Solo asshats are also necessary.

[Philosophia]

We discordians will at least admit every once and awhile that we are nuts.

Nuts...for thou aren't crunchy and good when lightly seasoned.

[eldora_avalon]

Um, like, does anyone have a question or anything?

[Philosophia]

Okay, can a discordian be a witch?

[eldora_avalon]

Okay, can a discordian be a witch?
Sure! There are a few that I know that consider themsleves kitchen witches, including me. You probably won't find us in covens with lots of rules, because we aren't into that kind of stuff. Also a few solitaries. :cheers:

[Philosophia]

Cool...I've been looking into the Discordian path and most tends to fit my spirituality.
Do you only work with Eris?

[Little Billy]

Do you only work with Eris?

Not me. I work with my wife, and Seth. Eris would be a pain in the ass at work.

[Salanthos]

hey, LB
what's with the "or kill me" on the end of your sermons and rants? why put that there?

[Little Billy]

hey, LB
what's with the "or kill me" on the end of your sermons and rants? why put that there?

Because if I'm lying, I'm dying.

Or kill me.

[eldora_avalon]

hey, LB
what's with the "or kill me" on the end of your sermons and rants? why put that there?
All I know is it is a subgenius thing.

[Little Billy]

All I know is it is a subgenius thing.


Why haven't you killed me yet?

[eldora_avalon]

Why haven't you killed me yet?
I did once, but you just wouldn't die or at least you wouldn't stay dead. Are you sure you're not a zombie? That would explain some things. ;)

[Little Billy]

I did once, but you just wouldn't die or at least you wouldn't stay dead. Are you sure you're not a zombie? That would explain some things. ;)

Virtual killings don't count.

[eldora_avalon]

Virtual killings don't count.
Oh, well, that's something completely different then isn't it. Well, in your current situation, no way man. I do not want to tangle with your wife.

[Little Billy]

Oh, well, that's something completely different then isn't it. Well, in your current situation, no way man. I do not want to tangle with your wife.


She can't be watching ALL the time.

OUCH! DAMN!

[Vincent Verthaine]

Cool...I've been looking into the Discordian path and most tends to fit my spirituality.
Do you only work with Eris?
I work with plenty of other deities,but I only work for Eris.
Her benefits package can't be beat.

Trans-dimensional travel options.
Full choice of Afterlives.
Automatic VIP Invitation to The AfterLife Party at Club Chaos.
Immunity to LovecraftiAN hORROR attacks.
And the ability to dodge hurricanes.

Did I mention that after three lifetimes of good job performance reviews an automatic upgrade to Demi-god(dess)hood.

[Meabh23]

I'll work for Eris as soon as She offers a good salary.

Someone just kill Billy, please. He seems to wish it.

[Cain]

He knows he is too valuable to our organization for that to happen yet.

[Meabh23]

He knows he is too valuable to our organization for that to happen yet.

I believe you sir are a sadist.

[Cain]

I believe you sir are a sadist.

There is that, too. :)

[Meabh23]

Perhaps we should electrocute the poor sap.

[Baron von Hoopla]

I say we stomp him!

Then we tattoo him!

Then we hang him!

And THEN we kill him!

[Meabh23]

I say we stomp him!

Then we tattoo him!

Then we hang him!

And THEN we kill him!


We can't burn him a little?

[Baron von Hoopla]

Oh, I thought that went without saying.

[Vincent Verthaine]

I'll work for Eris as soon as She offers a good salary.

Someone just kill Billy, please. He seems to wish it.

Contact Eris via the Pinealweb and ask for a standard ODD-6586777367567j form.

I make a great salary from Eris,the only drawback is that this planet doesn't accept Kallisti notes as legal tender.This dimension is in the border between the Church of Eris sphere of Influence,and Greyface's Anerisian Trans-Dimensional Empire.And it is a lot closer to the Empire.Neither side is allowed to "overtly" influence border dimensions.
Sort of like Star Treks "Prime Directive".



That's the problem we trans-dimensional Erisian missionaries face when spreading the "better word" of Eris to primitive planets with lower vibrational rates such as this one.
We have to follow the rules of that dimensions planet until humankind advances enough in wisdom and intelligence to be able to free their minds from what they call reality.
Once you learn how to use your imagination to trans-dimensional travel,you'll find that the Trans-Dimensional Credit Card with all the points you've accumalated is accepted at most T4 and higher planets.

[Little Billy]

I say we stomp him!

Then we tattoo him!

Then we hang him!

And THEN we kill him!

:boing:

[luna rising]

Man. I've been gone a while. This sub-forum was not here. And lemme tell you - I find it totally boss that it's here now.

I'm glad I popped back in.

[Baron von Hoopla]

Zod!

[Meabh23]

What is a zod? And where would we put one when we found it?

[Vincent Verthaine]

General Zod from Kypton.

One of three Kyptonians criminals sent to the "Phantom Zone" in Superman II.

Luna's avatar is general Zod.

[Meabh23]

This doesn't mean we have to destroy the french man, does it?

[Cain]

Do never test the Frenchman. Unless we are talking about a different one here.

[luna rising]

Behold; The Holy Trinity
http://n.domaindlx.com/opiate1138/superman2.jpg

[Cain]

http://images.insecure.org/nmap/images/matrix/trinity_armed_and_dangerous.jpg

8)

[luna rising]

So who would win in a fight? Trinity or Ursa?

[Little Billy]

So who would win in a fight? Trinity or Ursa?

Trinity would kick Ursa's ass.

[Baron von Hoopla]

Trinity would kick Ursa's ass.


I hope to gawd you're joking.

[luna rising]

I think I have to side with The Baron on this one. Eye lasers, dude. Eye lasers.

[Little Billy]

I think I have to side with The Baron on this one. Eye lasers, dude. Eye lasers.


Trinity can run on walls, and can kick a man's head off his shoulders.

Plus, she had sunglasses. Ursa did not.

O\/\/NED!

[Meabh23]

What is the Difference between Discordianism and the Church of the Process?

[Baron von Hoopla]

Trinity can run on walls, and can kick a man's head off his shoulders.

Plus, she had sunglasses. Ursa did not.

O\/\/NED!


WRONG.

Ursa can breathe in space.

E/O/D!

[luna rising]

WRONG.

Ursa can breathe in space.

E/O/D!
ohohoho!!!

FACE!!!

[Baron von Hoopla]

_happydanc

[Vincent Verthaine]

What is the Difference between Discordianism and the Church of the Process?

Discordians aren't required to wear colored robes with an alpha or omega symbols on them

Discordians generally don't have anything to do with Jehova,Lucifer,Christ or Satan.
Eris is our Co-Pilot.

Most Discordians don't hang out,or want anything to do,with Charlie Manson.

The CotP theology was at a time heavily influenced by the "teachings" of Anton LaVey.
Discordianism is heavily inflenced by the teachings of (Groucho,Chico,Harpo,and sometime Zeppo) Marx.

Discordianism didn't influence David Berkowitz(Son of Sam).
According to his own testimony,the CotP ideology did.

Discordianism has no set dogma(only catmas) and no set hierarchy.
CotP members are required to believe CotP propaganda.

The founders of discordianism were 2 burnt out hippies from California,the CotP founders were ex-scientologists from England.

Discordians admit our religion is a joke.The CotP are very serious about thiers.

Discordianism is about freedom,and chaos.The CotP is about control and order.

Many discordians believe that since all religions cause chaos,confusion and strife in one way or another,all religions are de facto discordian by nature.
CotP doesn't get the joke.

[Little Billy]

WRONG.

Ursa can breathe in space.

E/O/D!


Trinity doesn't have to breathe at all. O\/\/NED!

LB,
Doesn't think that's air he's breathing.

[luna rising]

The founders of discordianism were 2 burnt out hippies from California,the CotP founders were ex-scientologists from England.

No kidding? I didn't know that. About the ex-scientologists that is. You know, that's a branch I have never heard from on MW.