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Little Billy
February 10th, 2006, 11:41 PM
You heard me. Stop rocking the boat, you're keeping the rest of us awake.

Instead of posting your seditious perversions, tell us what you are eating/drinking/wearing/listening to/sleeping with/etc. This way, we can all keep pretending that we are baaaaaaaaad. Radicals. Subversives. We can continue to ignore the whistling sound of the hammer coming down, while we play silly games, and examine the mystical properties of the number 5.

Stop messing with other boards. Stop sending vicious letters to your congressmen/PMs. Stop putting "out of order" signs on every public telephone/toilet/vending machine in your town. That's not real Discordianism, damn you! That's badwrong Discordianism...and verging on the Subgenius Heresy.

Wipe that shyt-eating grin off of your face. We are NOT amused by your antics, which make us very uncomfortable. You'll probably get us all in trouble, and who will be laughing, then? There are no jokes, in the internment camps, so cut it out.

Instead, come up with another silly word game for us. Tell us about the grotty little details of your vanilla life. Make sure to tell us all how EVIL and REBELLIOUS you are. Stop thinking about bad things, and concentrate on the fluffy white clouds. And when your soul finally shrieks out it's death-cry, all that will emerge from your bloated, sooper-sized carcass will be a belch, or perhaps a yawn.

You will finally be a Good American...and a Good Discordian(tm).

Or kill me.

eldora_avalon
February 11th, 2006, 12:08 AM
1 Cinnamon toast, iced tea, Austin City Limits with Gretchen Wilson.
2 Sending all those letters makes me Subgenii? Who knew _inabox_
3 OK, when they replace my smoke alarm, was it your camera in it, because that is exactly the kind of grin I had at that point :hahugh:
4 I do not report my antics.

DocBruce
February 11th, 2006, 12:45 AM
I'm not rocking the boat.

I'm drilling holes in the bottom of it 'cause I like to watch the pretty water spouts.

Little Billy
February 11th, 2006, 12:53 AM
I'm not rocking the boat.

I'm drilling holes in the bottom of it 'cause I like to watch the pretty water spouts.


Um...

....

....

....W1NNAR!11eleventyone!

DocBruce
February 11th, 2006, 01:18 AM
Um...

....

....

....W1NNAR!11eleventyone!

Let me guess...I've won an all expenses paid one way trip to Cuba for "reeducation". :viking:

eldora_avalon
February 11th, 2006, 01:21 AM
That would be why I never let on what I am doing to the boat _wedgie_

DocBruce
February 11th, 2006, 01:22 AM
That would be why I never let on what I am doing to the boat _wedgie_
Shhhhh......I'm the distraction.

Little Billy
February 11th, 2006, 01:27 AM
Let me guess...I've won an all expenses paid one way trip to Cuba for "reeducation". :viking:


Hell, no.

We use old Soviet Gulags for that, now.

Google "rendition".

DocBruce
February 11th, 2006, 01:34 AM
Hell, no.

We use old Soviet Gulags for that, now.

Google "rendition".
Yeesh!
There was a dirty word in there...CIA.

I say again...
They'll never take me alive.

Little Billy
February 11th, 2006, 01:40 AM
Yeesh!
There was a dirty word in there...CIA.

I say again...
They'll never take me alive.


Heh. The Good Americans(tm) at Criminally Insane Activities never fail.

Except with Castro. But don't bring that up, they get all crazy.

DocBruce
February 11th, 2006, 01:42 AM
Heh. The Good Americans(tm) at Criminally Insane Activities never fail.

Except with Castro. But don't bring that up, they get all crazy.

Criminally Insane Activities.

Love it.

Mind if I borrow that?

eldora_avalon
February 11th, 2006, 01:44 AM
Shhhhh......I'm the distraction.
Well, you are doing a fine job, Semper Fi, carry on. :viking:

Oops, I channeled R Lee Ermey again, sorry 8O

DocBruce
February 11th, 2006, 01:45 AM
Well, you are doing a fine job, Semper Fi, carry on. :viking:

Oops, I channeled R Lee Ermey again, sorry 8O

Null perspiration, choomba.

Aw crap, now I'm talking Cyberpunk.

Little Billy
February 11th, 2006, 01:55 AM
Criminally Insane Activities.

Love it.

Mind if I borrow that?


No sweat. Stole it myself.

DocBruce
February 11th, 2006, 02:17 AM
No sweat. Stole it myself.
Right arm, man.
Totally salad.

Meabh23
February 19th, 2006, 07:58 AM
You can't be serious.

Little Billy
February 19th, 2006, 01:35 PM
You can't be serious.


Sure I can.

LB,
Wearing a straight face. Honest.

Fire's Shadow
February 19th, 2006, 03:01 PM
Wooooohoooo! I found a new way to annoy Billy: making waves! :D


http://www2.yamaha-motor.fr/actu/IMG/jpg/checa_waverunner.jpg

Little Billy
February 19th, 2006, 03:04 PM
Wooooohoooo! I found a new way to annoy Billy: making waves! :D


http://www2.yamaha-motor.fr/actu/IMG/jpg/checa_waverunner.jpg


Little Billy will now smirk as you are hauled off to the basements of Langley.

::smirk::

Meabh23
February 22nd, 2006, 03:30 AM
Sure I can.

LB,
Wearing a straight face. Honest.

Why would you want to wear a straight face? I hear those are painful.

eldora_avalon
February 22nd, 2006, 12:31 PM
Why would you want to wear a straight face? I hear those are painful.
It makes people wonder what you are up to. Unless they don't know you, then it sometimes can keep people from wondering what you are up to.

Meabh23
February 22nd, 2006, 12:36 PM
There are several types of faces to wear for that reason.

But a 'straight' face? Isn't that akin to a 'straight' jacket?

eldora_avalon
February 22nd, 2006, 12:42 PM
There are several types of faces to wear for that reason.

But a 'straight' face? Isn't that akin to a 'straight' jacket?
Depends on how hard it is to hold it like that :hahugh:

Meabh23
February 22nd, 2006, 12:48 PM
Depends on how hard it is to hold it like that :hahugh:
It would be hard for me to hold to a straight face. I laugh too easily. Perhaps that is why I get into the sorts of trouble I find myself in.

Cain
February 22nd, 2006, 06:38 PM
It would be hard for me to hold to a straight face. I laugh too easily. Perhaps that is why I get into the sorts of trouble I find myself in.

Do never play poker. Or get caught at OM. My straight face is probably the only reason I can plan and get away with such acts of carnage.

Vincent Verthaine
February 22nd, 2006, 09:19 PM
Do never play poker. Or get caught at OM. My straight face is probably the only reason I can plan and get away with such acts of carnage.
Fully agreed.It is imperative that everyone believe that we discordians are nothing but a bunch of harmless nutjobs.If they ever suspected that we are actually telling the truth about all the weird things we are into,if they actually figured out we are telling the truth about all the have space,nuclear,eldritch,and transdimensional technologies we discordians have,we'd all be out of a job.
It is better they don't know about the number of times we actually saved this planet from alien invaders,Lovecraftian Horrors,and the Illuminati.
We both know that most people cannot handle the TRUTH about Reality.

Cain,I know you lost many good discordian comrades when you guys prevented Yog-Sothoth from entering your country last year.But it is best the world never knows.

Little Billy
February 22nd, 2006, 09:36 PM
Fully agreed.It is imperative that everyone believe that we discordians are nothing but a bunch of harmless nutjobs.

Oh, yeah. We Subgenii make a POINT of looking like airheads.

Best disquise EVER.

Blend in.

eldora_avalon
February 22nd, 2006, 11:37 PM
Oh, yeah. We Subgenii make a POINT of looking like airheads.

Best disquise EVER.

Blend in.
Does knowing how to play Cribbage help in this? Just curious.

Little Billy
February 22nd, 2006, 11:44 PM
Does knowing how to play Cribbage help in this? Just curious.


Naw. I haven't played that in 25 years, and I can STILL look like a moron.

eldora_avalon
February 22nd, 2006, 11:46 PM
Naw. I haven't played that in 25 years, and I can STILL look like a moron.
So it only helps a person blend in if they are in Canada or the UP, that figures :cheers:

Meabh23
February 24th, 2006, 01:41 AM
Oh, yeah. We Subgenii make a POINT of looking like airheads.

Best disquise EVER.

Blend in.


Does this mean we have to shop every weekend or watch American Idol?

Little Billy
February 24th, 2006, 07:56 PM
Does this mean we have to shop every weekend or watch American Idol?


Just enough to be able to jabber about it convincingly.

Kida like Finnegan's Wake. NOBODY has ever read it, but EVERYONE pretends they have.