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Meabh23
February 17th, 2006, 05:34 PM
A Coversation with Eris:

It was late in the evening and raining. After a long day, I had no intention but to sit and relax, enjoying the muffled sounds of the people in neighboring apartments mixing with the traffic from the open window. I lit some candles and poured myself one of the Red Hooks a friend had left in the fridge several evenings before. When I sat down on the couch, Eris was there sipping from one of the bottles.

I smiled. She giggled.

"I like the couch," She said.

"I hope so. You have always sit there when you visit," I replied, sitting down across from her on a plastic lawnchair that followed me home from a bar one night.

She had that expecting look on Her face. I knew this was the cue to start the Q&A.

"Lady, why do some of your followers claim not to believe you exist?"

She took a long sip from her beer and said, "Never mind the hamsters running around in your head. Unless they keep you up at all hours. Then again there is a bottle of bourbon over by the sink."

"Honey, you being a Goddess know that bourbon is only for the mornings when I have insomnia, not the nights."

"I know child. I was talking to myself again. To your question I can only say that some of my followers would rather think of me as just an idea, especially when I have bad hair days. Don't take any of them seriously when they do this. Just think of their confusion as your entertainment. A personal gift from me to you."

I smiled at her, knowingly. Then She was gone.

-Mandarava

Vincent Verthaine
February 18th, 2006, 03:36 AM
Eris is always good to have around on a late rainny evening.Excellent work dear.
(was the bottle of bourbon still in the sink when she left?)

Faery-Wings
February 18th, 2006, 07:48 AM
My kinda Lady.

And I am guessing no to the bourbon. :lol:

Tentasticle
February 18th, 2006, 11:18 AM
A Coversation with Eris:some of my followers would rather think of me as just an idea

Some of her followers prefer not to do the awkward thinking bit at all. If I lay the idea of a slap upside somebody's head, can they still sue?

Vincent Verthaine
February 18th, 2006, 03:23 PM
Some of her followers prefer not to do the awkward thinking bit at all. If I lay the idea of a slap upside somebody's head, can they still sue?
The same thing can be said about a lot of followers of other belief systems.

Tentasticle
February 18th, 2006, 08:09 PM
The same thing can be said about a lot of followers of other belief systems.

Cpt. Obv. to the rescue.

I expect them to put their own houses in order. They won't bother, because it suits them that way, but we don't have the same excuse :>

Meabh23
February 19th, 2006, 04:42 AM
Eris is always good to have around on a late rainny evening.Excellent work dear.
(was the bottle of bourbon still in the sink when she left?)

It was. But only half of the liquid was left.

Baron von Hoopla
March 6th, 2006, 11:57 AM
Some of her followers prefer not to do the awkward thinking bit at all. If I lay the idea of a slap upside somebody's head, can they still sue?

What's the matter? You don't like what some of us have to say?

It's hard learning there are other opinions out there which may also be correct.

Meabh23
March 7th, 2006, 02:33 PM
What's the matter? You don't like what some of us have to say?

It's hard learning there are other opinions out there which may also be correct.

Too hard for some people, I guess.

Little Billy
March 7th, 2006, 08:05 PM
Some of her followers prefer not to do the awkward thinking bit at all.

Yeah. We call them "bobbies".

Meabh23
March 13th, 2006, 12:10 PM
Yeah. We call them "bobbies".

Isn't that old slang for the police?