View Full Version : Basic Subgenius Precepts:
Little Billy
February 22nd, 2006, 08:03 PM
F*** them if they can't take a joke.
Pull the wool over your own eyes.
Give me slack, or give me death! Or food.
You'll pay to know what you really think.
Bleeding head good, healed head bad.
Too much is always better than not enough.
If I can't whup it, I'll go DOWN.
If you act like a dumbshit, they will treat you like an equal.
Science does not remove the terror of the Gods.
DoktorSick
February 27th, 2006, 11:36 AM
You forget one,
If you can't tell shit from tuna fish don't eat at a french restaurant.
Little Billy
February 27th, 2006, 05:25 PM
You forget one,
If you can't tell shit from tuna fish don't eat at a french restaurant.
That's advanced. You're getting ahead of the class.
DoktorSick
February 28th, 2006, 01:31 AM
That's advanced. You're getting ahead of the class.
hahahaha
Rev. Incognito
March 1st, 2006, 10:58 AM
You'll pay to know what you really think.
Bleeding head good, healed head bad.
Must be a lot of Subgenius shrinks then.
Little Billy
March 1st, 2006, 07:05 PM
Must be a lot of Subgenius shrinks then.
If there isn't, there SHOULD be.
Fire's Shadow
March 1st, 2006, 08:58 PM
How about never trust an angry fast food worker?
Little Billy
March 2nd, 2006, 12:05 AM
How about never trust an angry fast food worker?
That's just common sense.
Philosophia
March 2nd, 2006, 01:25 AM
How about never trust an angry fast food worker?
How about never trusting an angry person that has close contact with anything that is going inside or touching your body?
Meabh23
March 2nd, 2006, 02:52 AM
What about never trusting police that smile?
Philosophia
March 2nd, 2006, 06:37 AM
Oooh...thats a good one.
Never trust a smiling postman...thats just too suspicious.
Little Billy
March 2nd, 2006, 08:19 PM
What about never trusting police that smile?
Never trust ANY policeman.
LB,
Learned this the hard way.
Tzhebee
April 30th, 2007, 11:58 AM
Never trust ANY policeman.
LB,
Learned this the hard way.
What about marshalls?
_Banbha_
April 30th, 2007, 01:13 PM
Thems the worst! :lol:
mol
April 30th, 2007, 02:20 PM
What about marshalls?
Thems the worst! :lol:
Yah?
wtfidka
May 8th, 2007, 12:56 AM
Now come on after you guys killed of the Indians the only way left to kill someone legally was put a badge on right?:cheers:
mol
May 8th, 2007, 06:20 AM
Now come on after you guys killed of the Indians the only way left to kill someone legally was put a badge on right?:cheers:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Kevorkian
He had some states where he could do his work legally. Oh, and I never killed any Indians.
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