on PMS

[folkwitch]

Someone e-mailed this to me. I wanted to share it on the PMS thread but can't find it again. So here it is;
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light
bulb?

A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no
one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't
even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the
dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And once they figured it
out
they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs, despite the fact that they've
been the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by
some
miracle, they actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that
they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to CHANGE the stupid light bulb
would STILL be in the same SPOT! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED
WRAPPER THE
STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE
IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE! IT'S A WONDER WE
HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE
12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE! IT WOULD TAKE AN
ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!!! ...

I'm sorry...what did you ask me?

[Red Dragon]

(In a very quiet voice) Ahem, do you perhaps live at our house? HA! :p

[Earth Walker]

Men, its time to grab your hats and run. 8O

[adrian]

*quietly left while back was turned, got in car and drove away....forever*

[Earth Walker]

:D This is for us girls, but the men can look too. :)

www.heartlessbitches.com

:bigredgri :sunny:

[Wynter]

Thanks, I needed a laugh today. :)

[gunner]

thanks mystique, i spent a couple of hours exploring that site and enjoyed it no end.

[Lady Raven]

sounds like PMDD :) ~raven