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innocent
May 23rd, 2006, 04:52 PM
I think I've officially lost it. Last night I had a dream that there was a rubber duck in a wine glass. It was wearing a little green baseball cap with I THINK a white D on it but the d was backwards. Anyway it was floating in red wine. but did the duck like the red wine? NOOOO... and he told me so. The Rubber Duck started talking to me and criticizing me. It began with him wanting white wine not red wine then escalated to him telling me things about pictures I had taken in the buff (Note: I've never done pictures like that IRL) and getting extremly obscene.
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The only thing in my life right now that might pertain is my best friend/guy I've been trying-to-date-but-isn't-the-right-time-yet and I gave a rubber duck to a coach we once had in High School.

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I have been extremly self concious about my body image for years and I have been recently recieving several "complements" lately ( usually in an lewd context) about what I considered to be one of my worst features.

Anyone got any ideas about why a rubber duck is telling me I suck?

Rudas Starblaze
May 23rd, 2006, 11:51 PM
maybe the rubber duck is jealous. i mean, hey, its rubber, it dont even have genitals. maybe its saying you shouldnt feel the way you do about yourself, look at him for goodness sakes. i mean come on, the only date a rubber duck is gonna get is with the shampoo bottle at the corner of the tub. and that wont even be worth taking pics of and putting on the internet! hes probably telling you to stop being so hard on yourself. and dont be suckered into getting nude pics of yourself taken by some one because they will most likely end up on the internet.

innocent
May 24th, 2006, 04:05 PM
Thank you! That makes sence. Now I don't feel like im certifiable anymore, just a little quirked.

tarotgirljess
May 28th, 2006, 10:59 AM
it ould mean you need a bubble bath and as glass of wine. time to relax and figure out who in your life is being the negative jerk.
jess