Jesus’ Priceless Pearls of Wisdom

[sunera]

Jesus’ Priceless Pearls of Wisdom

Jesus gave each of his Inner Circle of Male and Female Disciples, a Priceless Pearl of Wisdom, his “Physical Body Ascension Method” for the time of Rapture.

Our ancestor’s wondrous information for Ascension during Rapture has been updated into today’s language, (just like other recent discoveries in our informational releases). Jesus’ True Knowledge of Ascension means this amazing document contains ancient secrets and advanced spiritual wisdom.

A copy of this recently translated document “Jesus’ Physical Body Ascension Method for Rapture” is now posted at a deleted link (http://www.mysticwicks.com/) under Recent Discoveries.

Like our ancestors, we, the 21st century descendants of Jesus and Mary Magdalene, walk our talk and practice what we preach. Now, we also share the priceless wisdom from our ancestors with you.

Sincerely,
A 99th Generation Descendant
Sunera

[debnmike]

Hmmmm.

Your site says you divulge (to the descendents of Jesus and Mary only, of course) "additional secrets" in a weekly worldwide teleconference. Hmmmm. Good thing I got free long distance. And what if I'm only a cousin by marriage? What if that marriage ended? Will you still call me? Can I call you?

And I can get a "Jesus and Mary Gene Test" (which of course is a state-of-the-art DNA test) online in 4 minutes? Wow! You guys must not have dial-up, huh?

Sorry, but I can't read your site to completely right now...I'm still perusing that honkin' big Moses Prophecy thing in your first post (btw, you are brilliant with cut and paste--bravo!).

I can't download that audio file, though.....it'd probably scare the dog.

Thanks so much! Have a great day!

[Shanti]

Hey I checked out both of those scientifically accurate test http://img115.exs.cx/img115/1319/2x25kf.gif
and they were great!! Totally confirming and full of insight! http://img84.echo.cx/img84/8554/melodramatic7mf.gif

And to think I had doubts!http://www.my-smileys.de/generator/signs2/03ae970b72f48422a37ea48b2c8aa1c7.png

[Djiril]

Actually, it's 5 minutes according to iTunes.

I don't think that's a very good test. If someone wants it enough, they will feel "movement between the left and right sides of their brain," regardless of their DNA, especially after all that hypnotic talk and visualization.

[debnmike]

Actually, it's 5 minutes according to iTunes.

I don't think that's a very good test. If someone wants it enough, they will feel "movement between the left and right sides of their brain," regardless of their DNA, especially after all that hypnotic talk and visualization.
Isn't technology GREAT? I can find out if I'm related to Mary Magdalen through ITunes.......

I'm signing up for the Seminar section--apparently I can get "judgement day techniques"...In 2nd grade we had to get under our desks with our hands over our heads in case of tornadoes so I figure I'm sure to get an "A" !

*edited to ask: Can I get a discount if I bring my own bag lunch?*

[Xentor]

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