$30

[Cain]

I finally paid up and joined the Church of the Subgenius. Despite all the fun of being a Renegade Subgenii, I finally decided "what if the world really did end tomorrow and I died?" I decided watching Pinks fry from space was much more fun than frying with them, thats what I thought. And so I finally put my hand in my pocket and forked over the cash.

[Tentasticle]

That's like me getting all Christian on my deathbed - you just pre-empted me by about 30 years and a mile of self respect :P

[Cain]

Yeah, but the Subgenius pamphlets are cooler.

[Deranged Hermit]

*heads out to the mailbox to await the check*

[eldora_avalon]

Yeah, but the Subgenius pamphlets are cooler.
So are the Subgenius chicks :hehehehe:

[merlo]

I'm still debating actually sending in my check. I don't know which P.O. to send it to. May I borrow yours when your done with it?

[Vincent Verthaine]

Oh ye of little faith.
Don't you realize that we Erisians on this planet have been space capable since 1972?
How do you think we were able to thwart the Xist invasion on X-day 1999?

Damn Cain,all you had to do is say to me:
"Hey Vincent,do you have room for me and mine on the Church of Eris escape ships should shit really hit the fan!"

You know all I need is your co-ordinates,and I would have the 'Joshua Norton'
pick you and yours up in a nano second.

I know for a fact that POEE.UK has the "Guy Fawkes"((hyper spacial and dimensional capable.I should know,since I had to use my conections to the trans-dimensional black market to get a ultra high yield graviton generator to power the damn thing) at it's disposal,so maybe you need to ask them why they have been holding out on you.

Bro,you'd have been better off sending me the 30 bucks,since I was on the last assualt team that prevented X'day from happening the first time.
Now I've been promoted to head up the next X-day assault.

Do you mean to tell me your cabal does not have at least trans-dimensional capabilities yet?
Boy,have they been keeping you out of the loop?

A way out of this popsicle stand is standard issue for all mid-level and higher COE personel.

Hey,if you ever want to join the Church of Eris,I can hook you up, bro.

[Little Billy]

Oh ye of little faith.
Don't you realize that we Erisians on this planet have been space capable since 1972?
How do you think we were able to thwart the Xist invasion on X-day 1999?


Okay. But what happened to the one in 1998?

LB,
Isn't sure he wants to know.

[Cain]

Oh ye of little faith.
Don't you realize that we Erisians on this planet have been space capable since 1972?
How do you think we were able to thwart the Xist invasion on X-day 1999?

Damn Cain,all you had to do is say to me:
"Hey Vincent,do you have room for me and mine on the Church of Eris escape ships should shit really hit the fan!"

You know all I need is your co-ordinates,and I would have the 'Joshua Norton'
pick you and yours up in a nano second.

I know for a fact that POEE.UK has the "Guy Fawkes"((hyper spacial and dimensional capable.I should know,since I had to use my conections to the trans-dimensional black market to get a ultra high yield graviton generator to power the damn thing) at it's disposal,so maybe you need to ask them why they have been holding out on you.

Bro,you'd have been better off sending me the 30 bucks,since I was on the last assualt team that prevented X'day from happening the first time.
Now I've been promoted to head up the next X-day assault.

Do you mean to tell me your cabal does not have at least trans-dimensional capabilities yet?
Boy,have they been keeping you out of the loop?

A way out of this popsicle stand is standard issue for all mid-level and higher COE personel.

Hey,if you ever want to join the Church of Eris,I can hook you up, bro.

Well, the Popular Front for the Liberation of Discordia are looking to branch out into the USA....once I've got the media stuff nailed we can chat.

[Cain]

Okay. But what happened to the one in 1998?

LB,
Isn't sure he wants to know.

Traffic jam.