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Deranged Hermit
August 20th, 2006, 02:44 PM
Yes, you read it right. There is a church for sale just outside of town. I'm thinking I should buy it and start the "Church of the Deranged Hermit" :lilangel: :deviltail . PM me and I'll give you the address to send your tax-deductible contributions. :money: :money: :money: :money: :money: :money: :money: :money: Help me turn this pipedream into a real money-making... ahem, cough, I mean... soul-saving enterprise!

amunakht
August 20th, 2006, 02:51 PM
A christian church? I would defenitely buy one to turn it just the opposite:deviltail

RoseKitten
August 20th, 2006, 07:58 PM
OOOhhhhh!!!! I want a church of my very own! :fpraise: :fpraise: All hail DH! :fpraise: :fpraise:

Little Billy
August 21st, 2006, 01:59 AM
A christian church? I would defenitely buy one to turn it just the opposite:deviltail


Why? There's WAY more money in Christianity, even if you do have to put your hair in a pompadour.

Cain
August 21st, 2006, 07:14 AM
I thought Scientology was also pulling in the big bucks of late? I suppose you have to know enough people in the Hollywood and music scene to make the cash though.

amunakht
August 21st, 2006, 12:48 PM
Why? There's WAY more money in Christianity, even if you do have to put your hair in a pompadour.

I know MONEY. They are being tricked. With all these "donations" every sunday. I wouldn't like it for the money but Christianity is in it for the money.

Malcolm
August 21st, 2006, 12:55 PM
You should tear it down and build a strip club or a casino.

amunakht
August 21st, 2006, 12:57 PM
You should tear it down and build a strip club or a casino.

Even better it is to NOT tear it down and have a strip club in it. So it still has that church luck. See how the former church goers react to that.

Malcolm
August 21st, 2006, 12:59 PM
See how the former church goers react to that.

Who cares how they react...I thought we were tryin to make money, not make people think.

Deranged Hermit
August 21st, 2006, 01:06 PM
Well it has to be moved from its current location, so I'd have to go with putting the strip club or casino in the building.

amunakht
August 21st, 2006, 01:12 PM
Who cares how they react...I thought we were tryin to make money, not make people think.

But why NOT make money and make people think at the same time?

Malcolm
August 21st, 2006, 01:13 PM
But why NOT make money and make people think at the same time?.

Eh, to much work...I'm lazy.

Little Billy
August 21st, 2006, 09:13 PM
But why NOT make money and make people think at the same time?


What, with "controversial" (read: racist) sermons? :lol: <--- not laughing WITH you.

Little Billy
August 21st, 2006, 09:14 PM
I know MONEY. They are being tricked. With all these "donations" every sunday. I wouldn't like it for the money but Christianity is in it for the money.


Every Christian, eh?

LB,
Loves watching bigots.

Sage Rainsong
August 21st, 2006, 09:23 PM
I think that it should be a gay club with a catholic school boy theme.

Lunacie
August 21st, 2006, 09:51 PM
They sold the church I attended as a kid when they built a new one. Someone bought it to become an antique shop. I like the idea of a strip joint much better. :lol:

eldora_avalon
August 21st, 2006, 10:38 PM
They sold the church I attended as a kid when they built a new one. Someone bought it to become an antique shop. I like the idea of a strip joint much better. :lol:
I think it would be funny to leave the pews in and have the strippers traipsing down the aisle, but that's just me :heybaby:

Malcolm
August 21st, 2006, 10:42 PM
I think it would be funny to leave the pews in and have the strippers traipsing down the aisle, but that's just me

You're hired for the interior decorating...anything goes. Have fun with it...(can't believe I just said that to a discordian...)

eldora_avalon
August 21st, 2006, 10:50 PM
You're hired for the interior decorating...anything goes. Have fun with it...(can't believe I just said that to a discordian...)
There wouldn't be that much to do, really. Add some poles at the alter. You could even have church services for Discordians, wouldn't bother them a bit. You could also turn the alter into the bar, that would be interesting. Put porno mags into the little thingy where the hymnals used to go. The guys could pass their tips down the row with those little plates. You could change the stained glass windows or leave them as is. Can you imagine watching a stripper then catching a glimpse of one of the saints or something, set up a hidden video camera and send those looks off to Americas Funniest, that would get you some extra cash. You would already have lots of bathrooms. For the VIP areas, you would be surprised how many little cubby hole rooms most churches have.

OK, what did I miss?

Deranged Hermit
August 21st, 2006, 11:18 PM
I had to go dig around the boards to figure out what LB was taling about :awilly: okay, I see now

Anyhoo, it appears we've decided on the strip club rather than the casino. That's good, cause I don't think I'm allowed to have a casino. They have to be on the res or something here... it's a ND thing, kinda like the big turtle...

eldora_avalon
August 21st, 2006, 11:40 PM
I had to go dig around the boards to figure out what LB was taling about :awilly: okay, I see now

Anyhoo, it appears we've decided on the strip club rather than the casino. That's good, cause I don't think I'm allowed to have a casino. They have to be on the res or something here... it's a ND thing, kinda like the big turtle...
So, what kind of stained glass windows do I have to work with, since I have been assigned to do the interior :heybaby:

Deranged Hermit
August 21st, 2006, 11:46 PM
So, what kind of stained glass windows do I have to work with, since I have been assigned to do the interior :heybaby:

We interrupt this thread for a brief intrusion of reality:

I've only seen the church from a distance, so I don't actually know what kind of windows or anything else it has. I figure that means you're only limited by your imagination. ;) Go for it!

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming :)

Malcolm
August 22nd, 2006, 12:41 AM
church services for Discordians


Is the church tax exempt?

Malcolm,
smells a profit... in more ways than one...

Deranged Hermit
August 22nd, 2006, 07:27 AM
Of course it's tax exempt, what a silly question! :nyah:

Deranged Hermit
August 22nd, 2006, 07:30 AM
I think that it should be a gay club with a catholic school boy theme.

Fine with me. You'll have to take it up with eldora though, she's doing the renovations. _wedgie_
btw, I dropped by the cafe, so let me know about your order ;)

SSanf
August 22nd, 2006, 07:58 AM
What is the asking price?

Deranged Hermit
August 22nd, 2006, 08:22 AM
What is the asking price?

I'm not sure. I'll try to look it up and get back to ya on that...