Kaylara
April 4th, 2001, 01:47 PM
Subject: Fwd:This is a hoot!
Date: Wed, 09 Jun 1999 23:16:16 GMT
From: Goddess Marilyn <thecosmicgoddess@hotmail.com>
To: SpellCraft@talklist.com
Seems there was a group of Ku Klux Klansmen in Texas who heard that some
Pagans were holding a ritual out in the woods somewhere. Having run out
of other minorities to harass, they decided to get back to their roots
and practice some religious bigotry in addition to the usual racial
intolerance and break up the party with a good ol' cross-burning.
[Note: in recent years, the Klan has tried to distance itself from its
history of religious intolerance and claim that the organization's only
concerns are racial. This is, of course, utter crap as the anti-Semitism
of the Klan is well documented, as is their history of anti-Catholic
violence in the early part of this century]
So anyway, these fellows loaded up some lumber and a couple of cans of
gasoline and went out hunting for these Pagans they'd heard about,
hoping to catch them dancing nekkid around a fire or something.
They found the spot where the other vehicles were parked and donned
their hoods.
Grabbing the lumber and gasoline, they assembled a cross and strode off
into the woods, confident that they'd scare any remaining pants off the
fluffybunny Pagans.
They were a little disconcerted to find themselves looking at the
business end of at least 2 spears, a couple of swords, assorted knives,
and more than one firearm.
They'd crashed an Asatru blot and didn't realize that not all Pagans are
pacifists. From somewhere behind the hardware, a voice called out
"If that cross goes up, you're getting nailed to it. I've got my hammer
right here..."
The Klansmen left in a bit of a hurry.
Found at: http://www.sacredspiral.com/Database/jokes/13joke.html
Kaylara
Date: Wed, 09 Jun 1999 23:16:16 GMT
From: Goddess Marilyn <thecosmicgoddess@hotmail.com>
To: SpellCraft@talklist.com
Seems there was a group of Ku Klux Klansmen in Texas who heard that some
Pagans were holding a ritual out in the woods somewhere. Having run out
of other minorities to harass, they decided to get back to their roots
and practice some religious bigotry in addition to the usual racial
intolerance and break up the party with a good ol' cross-burning.
[Note: in recent years, the Klan has tried to distance itself from its
history of religious intolerance and claim that the organization's only
concerns are racial. This is, of course, utter crap as the anti-Semitism
of the Klan is well documented, as is their history of anti-Catholic
violence in the early part of this century]
So anyway, these fellows loaded up some lumber and a couple of cans of
gasoline and went out hunting for these Pagans they'd heard about,
hoping to catch them dancing nekkid around a fire or something.
They found the spot where the other vehicles were parked and donned
their hoods.
Grabbing the lumber and gasoline, they assembled a cross and strode off
into the woods, confident that they'd scare any remaining pants off the
fluffybunny Pagans.
They were a little disconcerted to find themselves looking at the
business end of at least 2 spears, a couple of swords, assorted knives,
and more than one firearm.
They'd crashed an Asatru blot and didn't realize that not all Pagans are
pacifists. From somewhere behind the hardware, a voice called out
"If that cross goes up, you're getting nailed to it. I've got my hammer
right here..."
The Klansmen left in a bit of a hurry.
Found at: http://www.sacredspiral.com/Database/jokes/13joke.html
Kaylara