JOKE: How many (your sign)' does it take to change a light bulb?

[~Owl~]

How many members of your astrological sign does it take to change a light bulb?


ARIES: Just one. You want to make something of it?

TAURUS: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

GEMINI: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep
discussing who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be
done!

CANCER: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them
through the grieving process for the burned-out bulb.

LEO: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent
will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

VIRGO: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- one millionth.

LIBRA: Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?

SCORPIO: That information is strictly secret and shared only with
the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical
Order.

SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned-out light bulb?

CAPRICORN: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

AQUARIUS: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy,
so....

PISCES: Light bulb? What light bulb?

[Brightshores]

:lol: :rollingla

So true!

~Brightshores (Virgo married to a Capricorn!)

[covenofkeys]

:lol: yup. im a Taurean and i gotta admit, thats sooo true!!:lol:

[Rudas Starblaze]

LEO: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent
will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

damn straight! and we expect to be hand fed and fanned too!:lol:

[TheWomanMonster]

Heeeey...
I'm a Capricorn with a sense of humour!
:( I'm not that bad am I? :(

hehehe.

[Eleisawolf]

I wanted to gently let you know that I'm moderately resentful... no, that isn't the right word... a little... distressed by the Libra one.

Except, well, it IS kind of funny.

Oh, I don't know. What do you think?

:falloffch

[Brightshores]

LEO: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent
will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

damn straight! and we expect to be hand fed and fanned too!:lol:

Oh hell, no!
This Virgo ain't gonna do that. Go find a Pisces. _wedgie_

:lol:

[Rowan MoonDragon]

ROFLMAO! Good one!!!

[Stormwt]

Oh hell, no!
This Virgo ain't gonna do that. Go find a Pisces. _wedgie_

:lol:


:jawdrop: how rude!!! No passing the buck to us, although I do think I'm secretly a Leo not a pisces, my parents just forgot to tell me.

I don't understand the punchline to the pisces one - am I being really dumb? Someone explain please :(

[~NightFire~]

LEO: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent
will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

damn straight! and we expect to be hand fed and fanned too!:lol:

:hahugh:

Well I seem to have better luck with a Gemini (my Dad) when it comes to changing Light Bulbs-I'm still waiting on that shelf though! :lol:

[Felidae]

Well, this Pisces that works for a Leo can agree with that (we're still sitting in the dark waiting for his agent to show up!)

[Epona44]

but it's a really important decision, and we all have to agree on it, and there could be consequences, and maybe someone else should do it ...

[shuvanilu]

8O :yayah: ---nice!

[Sionnach le Fey]

LOL!! :yayah:

[Brightshores]

how rude!!! No passing the buck to us, although I do think I'm secretly a Leo not a pisces, my parents just forgot to tell me.

I don't understand the punchline to the pisces one - am I being really dumb? Someone explain please :(
Sorry, had to pick on somebody. No offense intended to you or any other Pisces. (Except possibly my ex-boyfriend). :)

[Malcolm]

ARIES: Just one. You want to make something of it?


I have no idea what your talking about....:2G:

[~Owl~]

I wanted to gently let you know that I'm moderately resentful... no, that isn't the right word... a little... distressed by the Libra one.

Except, well, it IS kind of funny.

Oh, I don't know. What do you think?

:falloffch

LOL...


:jawdrop: how rude!!! No passing the buck to us, although I do think I'm secretly a Leo not a pisces, my parents just forgot to tell me.

I don't understand the punchline to the pisces one - am I being really dumb? Someone explain please :(


Picses: as to the question...I think you just answered it for yourself...;) (J/K)

[BlueEyedWolf]

How many members of your astrological sign does it take to change a light bulb?


TAURUS: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Daughters (2 of them)

GEMINI: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep
discussing who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be
done!
Me

CANCER: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them
through the grieving process for the burned-out bulb.
Evdiv69

LEO: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent
will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
daughter's honey


CAPRICORN: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
13 yr son, 9 yr old daughter

PISCES: Light bulb? What light bulb?

11 yr old son

Sounds like our house:yayah:

[CheshireEyes]

How many members of your astrological sign does it take to change a light bulb?


ARIES: Just one. You want to make something of it?

TAURUS: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

GEMINI: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep
discussing who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be
done!

CANCER: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them
through the grieving process for the burned-out bulb.

LEO: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent
will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

VIRGO: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- one millionth.

LIBRA: Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?

SCORPIO: That information is strictly secret and shared only with
the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical
Order.

SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned-out light bulb?

CAPRICORN: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

AQUARIUS: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy,
so....

PISCES: Light bulb? What light bulb?


haha, i'm totally bogarting this and postin' it on my bulletin on MS, haha, well done!!

[_Banbha_]

SCORPIO: That information is strictly secret and shared only with
the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical
Order.


:2G: I'll never tell. :2G:

[Stormwt]

Picses: as to the question...I think you just answered it for yourself...;) (J/K)

lol :lol: Shh, I mean to do that, I was being ironic, honest

:whistle:

[scorpiochick77]

I have the right to remain silent....you all know the rest. LOL:lol:

[KEishin]

Change? Us Tauruses aren't into change. I'm not changing a lightbulb if it means I have to get off my comfy couch to do so. That's what friends are for. :lol:

[PeleRising]

PISCES: Light bulb? What light bulb?

LIBRA: Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?

CAPRICORN: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

CANCER: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them
through the grieving process for the burned-out bulb.



I have to say... this explains so very much to me. I am an indecisive Libra... my hubby is a pisces *sigh*, eldest daughter is a Capricorn ... and our youngest daughter is a Cancer...

No wonder we get so little done around the house...

[Kaylara]

LMFAO! True enough for a cancer. But we also have to have a burial with a headstone for it...

[Earthy]

:lol: :lol: Secretive scorpio here :lol:

[Zoey]

PISCES: Light bulb? What light bulb?


:lol: My powers of observation are frightening. And not in a good way...

[Shadowulfe]

LEO: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent
will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

enuff said :lol:

[~Owl~]

*Chuckes atall the replies, forgetting all about this post she created, one night on a couple of Valium and a Scotch Highball*

Obviously, if you haven't figured out by now that I'm a Scorpio, you must be a Pisces.

If you HAVE already figured it out by now, I've probably already had you silenced.

[Arion]

VIRGO: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- one millionth.
This virgo stinks at math :p 8O

[PandoraHealer]

LMAO- I guess my marriage works great
Leo married to Virgo- AAANNNNDDD I just made him change the light bulb in the pantry - like 10 min ago.
BB-PH

[Sakurako]

8O that is so true lol. Gemini married to a Libra here!!!!!

LIBRA: Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?

That describes my husband to a tee. Drives me nuts :awilly:

[Shadowulfe]

LEO: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent
will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

damn straight! and we expect to be hand fed and fanned too!:lol:

eh, this leo don't ask for much. just treat me like a god and all will be well :lol:

[~Owl~]

I just HAD to bump this. I had forgot I even put it here! *chuckles*

[Son of Deborah]

PISCES: Light bulb? What light bulb?


It's not that I'm oblivious, I was just busy... um... meditating! Yeah, that's the ticket! I was meditating when it burnt out, and I was so focused I just didn't notice!
:excuseme:

[Agaliha]

LIBRA: Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?


:2G:

[Lylian]

TAURUS: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.


You know this might be funny if it wasn't true. Actually I just ignore it hopeing it will relite itself.

[Jadewynd~]

[quote=~Owl~;2964529]How many members of your astrological sign does it take to change a light bulb?



CANCER: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them
through the grieving process for the burned-out bulb.

LEO: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent
will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.


Both apply here for a Leo/Cancer cusp born. Gets the agent... agent doesn't come through with the bulb.... mourns the burnt light (dang!) ....then this cusp born runs to the store to replace the friggin bulb. Sometimes it takes a cusp born to get the job done right. :yikess:

[CheshireEyes]

SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned-out light bulb?

see, the eternal optimists, no wonder everyone loves us....:hahugh:

[Philosophia]

SCORPIO: That information is strictly secret and shared only with
the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical
Order.

Yep!

[Avalonia]

PISCES: Light bulb? What light bulb?


Hey! I'm not that ditzy!

okay maybe I am. But this is the only time I'll admit to it. xP

[Kylie]

TAURUS: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

xD

This is great because I actually saved some burned out colored bulbs, sure that I would use them in an art project.

They have been stashed in a drawer for a little over a year now.

[banondraig]

:lol:

[stricken]

SCORPIO: That information is strictly secret and shared only with
the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical
Order.

Darn straight too, and we guard secrets of that caliber with Giant snake monsters with uzis in each of their 10 hands and katana's for legs..._inabox_

[Shanti]

OMG did that fit everyone in my family and friends.
LOL I needed a good laugh.
thanks.

[banondraig]

SCORPIO: That information is strictly secret and shared only with
the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical
Order.

Darn straight too, and we guard secrets of that caliber with Giant snake monsters with uzis in each of their 10 hands and katana's for legs..._inabox_


eek! all you really need are those black desert scorpions . . . . :shaker:

[misty]

Well everything IS energy, so...lol!

[IronSeraphim]

How many members of your astrological sign does it take to change a light bulb?



CANCER: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them
through the grieving process for the burned-out bulb.




*sobs*

:yayah:Me like.

[Whitewolf]

SCORPIO: That information is strictly secret and shared only with
the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical
Order.

You won't get anything outta me. :lol:

[wolf]

Capricorn: Just me. I don't need anyone's help to change a lightbulb. I have faced extreme disappointment when attempting to rely on anyone else with respect to lightbulb changing. I have calculated the useful life of the bulb including adjusting for actual vs. estimated usage and have scheduled regular preventive maintenance for the bulb and socket accordingly. I have entered this information as a task in my Palm Pilot and set an alarm.

[Shatril]

Leo: Just one, but it requires an audience.

[surreal]

ok, I will attempt one...

CAPRICORN: First thing, we have to orginize a think tank which will formulate a precise order of operation, a fee schedule, and a time table. Next, hire just the right amount of trained personal. The date is set for next friday at 8 am SHARP! Once the task is completed (on time, BTW) we will shake hands with the owner and expect a promotion from corporate.

How about that?

[~Owl~]

As I've been AWOL for awhile, and have scaled back a lot of my previous positions here at MW, I appreciate the candor, and the laughs everyone got/get from this one.

What can I say? I may be a Scorpio, but I do have a sense of humour. Somewhere.

[Renny]

Rofl at the libra one... cant make up my fricking mind about anything

[Lisa_Springs]

Very funny!!!