Some of these might make you laugh...

[Danustouch]

Differen't superstitions about getting pregnant.

http://www.fertilityplus.org/faq/lowtech/lowtech13.html

[Myst]

My favourite part was

'I don't dare hope
I don't dare dream
If I don't pee on a stick
I think I may scream!'

[Danustouch]

heh :)