Starting a religion is a surprisingly simple process.

[SSanf]

* 1 Step 1: Finding your followers
o 1.1 Poor, powerless people
o 1.2 An ethnic group
o 1.3 Rich, crazy people
o 1.4 Nerds
* 2 Step 2: Creating a name for your religion
* 3 Step 3: Creating your main character
* 4 Step 4: Creating your enemies
* 5 Step 5: Writing a backstory
* 6 Step 6: Crafting a plotline
* 7 Step 7: Laying out rules
o 7.1 Killing: Positive or negative?
o 7.2 Women: Equal or subservient?
o 7.3 Food: What do you hate?
o 7.4 Other Religions: Convertible or No?
o 7.5 Afterlife: What comes next?
* 8 Step 8: Determining your rituals
o 8.1 Chants and prayers
o 8.2 Sacrifices and killings
* 9 Step 9: Lining up finances
* 10 Step 10: Getting out there
o 10.1 Create a website
o 10.2 Opening a place of worship
o 10.3 Boastful beginnings
o 10.4 Stir up a shitstorm
* 11 Step 11: Milking the profit


http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=HowTo:Start_a_Religion&printable=yesHere is your needed how to manual.

[Shanti]

LMAO!!! ROFLMAO!!!
Thats so true and do-able. :)

[SSanf]

It feels so good to be able to share knowledge. http://mysticwicks.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

[Agaliha]

Heh. The "Uncyclopdia"...they got some funny stuff there. My little brother (he's 16) was cracking up when I showed it to him a month ago. He's a total atheist, he doesn't believe in god, supernatural and all that. He wasn't raised with any religion or spirituality like I was, I don't know if that factored into it. We like to discuss religions and things like that-- fun stuff. I know more than him about them as I've taken the time to learn and reseach so I often end up teaching him stuff along the way. Though we have slighly different views we usually are arguing the same points, he's just more strong atheist than I am, I'm more agnostic and spiritual. :)