Ahhhhhh!!! I'm So Embarrased!!!!

[pitchafit]

Last night as I slept my wife and her friend Linda get in late and Linda decides to sleep on the couch in our living room. Now I was dead asleep when all this happens, so I wake up a while ago and decide to go get myself a vanilla pepsi from the fridge.
Did I ever mention that I sleep naked?
I walked all the way across the livingroom with my wife's friend on the couch, who woke up and saw me scratching my naked ass as I walked by oblivious to her presence. I came within 2 feet! And then I turn around and walk back, so she gets another show, this time the frank and beans! I still don't see her as a lean to one side to fart. All the sudden I hear my wife "BO GET BACK IN HERE! LINDA CAN SEE YOU!" at which point I look a couple feet to the left to see her with this wide eyed oh-my-god-you're-nake-have-you-no-shame look in her eyes. I immediately screamed like a girl and ran back to the room where I locked the door and hid under the covers. I'm at the computer now, clothed, but I'm not coming back out until she's gone!

[materra]

Don't you just hate it when that happens...??? :rotfl: Btw, its better to get out there and get it over with now, than wait until another social occation not in your own home to resolve this. :bigredgri: I know of what I speak.. May I suggest the "man invaded in his own castle" defense? :rotfl:

[Faery-Wings]

*peeks out from behind her fingers*

OMG Too funny!!!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Witchy Cowgirl]

:bigredgri That is funny, but ya know, you can always ask Linda why she was starin'? She could have just as easily turned her head!!!:D

[Flaire-FireStar]

:rotfl: OMG!

[MammaStar]

Oh my!!!!

:rotfl:

[AradiaSupernova]

:eek: :rotfl: THAT IS SO BAD!

[Mythrel]

wow, that is funny...:rotfl:

[Old Witch]

:eyebrow: :lol:

[Mithrea]

OMG I'm so glad I opened this thread to read your post :lol: Thanks for sharing :) hehehehehe

[Tammy Sullivan]

The nudity would not have bothered me but gah! Did you HAVE to fart? Just teasing Sounds like something my hubby would do. Thanks for the chuckle

[CoolJ]

ooh for the love of......

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Lavender]

:rotfl: Sorry, didn't mean to laugh at you. :lol: It was a funny story.

[shnen]

:rotfl: well, at least you can have a sense of humour about it... right? ;)

[MidnightSun]

:crylaugh: ahahahahahaha..thats too funny!:rotfl:

[PeleRising]

You poor thing.... Go out and face the woman now... or it will be so much worse in the long run... (sounds like something my hubby would do) :D lol it was funny....

[Nissala]

:ahhhh: :rotfl: I know it's not really funny...but then again it is!!!
I agree with rainn_hawk, go ahead and get it over with, laugh it off or whatever...

Linda could have turned her head or at least stuck her head under the covers and made a noise to alert you that she was there..... ;)

[Old Witch]

Make a noise? Like shrieking and running for the door??:lol:

[Rubi Waters]

OOOPS.... well I agree..she didn't have to look!!! :)

[TinuvielChild]

Oh my Goddess, you poor soul, I really feel sorry for you! Yeesh, that's embarrassing...

[TinuvielChild]

And about making noises, I probably would have made a small "Eek!" and buried my head under the covers...or something. Screaming and running for the door is not an option in this instance; I would have tried to be as inconspicuous as possible to avoid further humiliation for all parties involved. :)

Ya gotta admit it's funny though...:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Earthcup]

rotflmao!

That's bad but at least you only had one witness to your most embarassing moment!

*mine was in public and probably caught on a security cam :o*

[Annika]

Just my opinion.....but if you normally sleep naked, maybe your wife should have put a friendly reminder note somewhere you might have noticed to alert you to the fact that Linda had stayed over.

Either way, I hope all the uncomfortable moments will soon be behind you.

Annika

[Raynewitch]

Hehehe thats still funny the second time around pitchafit!

[SimplyStrange]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

*Does an Anime fall out of the computer chair*

Pfffffftttttttttttttt.........

:woah: :bug: :bug: :ugh: :crylaugh: :crylaugh: :crylaugh:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :lol: :lol: :cutie: :cutie:
:nonono: :nonono: :T :bigredgri :thumbsup:

OMG, that's soooooooooooooo funny.... er, I mean sad...

Poor you, it's all going to be ok... And yeah, at least you can have a good sense of humor about it, especially to share with a million strangers! Heh, at least they didn't see your goods...

You'll never live this one down, I'm sorry to say :p

[Yvonne Belisle]

Don't feel bad my Dad did almost the same thing. He came out to use the bathroom and didn't know I had the front door open talking to my friend. We were early teens and she got a free show. We still giggle to this day over it and Dad used to blush about it but he was able to face her again at some point and she never laughed at him but at how it happened. Simply the idea of it makes one laugh. Thank you for bringing back a memory that makes me smile.

[Wildwood]

you can get vanillla pepsi.
I've never even heard of it.

wow

Wildwood

[pitchafit]

Not quite. You can get a vanilla coke off the shelves, but not pepsi. Vanilla cokes only come in 20 oz bottles, and I'm too cheap to pay .85 everytime I want one, plus pepsi tastes better. So, I buy a 2 liter of pepsi and add vanilla extract.

[Garnet]

:lol:

:bug: Just thinking about the stuff I miss living alone....

Frank & beans? :rotfl: That is funny!

[Fire_Crotch132074]

hahaha, man that sucks. I'm sorry it happened but that was funny as hell!

[SimplyStrange]

Ok I was wondering about the vanilla pepsi thing...

Now I understand.... personally, I like plain old coke... vanilla coke tastes like it's spiked or something...