Wiccans Intoxicated by Christian Blood!

[Flar's Freyja]

Received this link in an e-mail today. The site is a parody (read the fine print at the bottom) but the sad thing is that there are folks who still really believe things like this.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0702/wiccans.html

[Flaire-FireStar]

The first part was disturbing...very! I can't believe someone would do that, but I'm sure there are people out there that would do such things (like the girl in the article)!

But the "Spotting Wiccans" is absurd!


Wiccans are generally overweight and of pale complexion.

One of my good friends (who is a Baptist) fits that category. I think they got their imaginations running in overdrive here. :rolleyes:


Just my .02

[Witchy Cowgirl]

Gosh, Freyja, that left me totally blank. I couldn't think of anything but, "what kinka bulls**t is this?" Then I clicked back to your orginally post and so the read the fine print part. Parody? Still upseting.

[Xander67]

werent they the ones who were Helping Sell tickets to Harry Potter by Launching an ANTI Potter Campagin?

[Flar's Freyja]

It's definitely upsetting, joke or not. Unfortunately, there are still groups who hold these misconceptions.

:T A friend of mine was sure that the KKK wrote it until she read the fine print!

[Xander67]

well I am begining to wonder about them sites lol

I mean, if you look at it objectively, it does upset you and bother you then at the end you get a big...

"JUST KIDDING " disclaimer....

you still have the thoughts planted in your head ...

[flar7]

that was hilarious.



the links were scary though.

[bluecat]

That is one of the funniest Parody sites I have ever seen! I have to admit they did get a little to close to the fire with some of this article though. I have it linked on my site.

But, personally, I have never gotten drunk while drinking Christian blood .... oops ... I'm not Wiccan .... darn ... BUSTED

Blue ....

[Flar's Freyja]

:lol:

OMG, I was looking for the links that Flar was talking about, and there are some hilarious quizzes!

[MistOfTheSea86]

"NOTE: Most coven leaders are either Catholic priests or tattoo parlor owners) "



Ph...Ph..PHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[seawitch]

very disturbing, and some will believe it true.
but the t-shirts were great. i may have to get one.

[bluecat]

Originally posted by MistOfTheSea86
"NOTE: Most coven leaders are either Catholic priests or tattoo parlor owners) "



Ph...Ph..PHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I'm tattooed .... does that count??

[seawitch]

and the quizzes are great too! how can those things be over looked in bible study? i never missed them.

[MistOfTheSea86]

Originally posted by bluecat


I'm tattooed .... does that count??


GASP

SPAWN OF SATAN!

:D

[bluecat]

Originally posted by MistOfTheSea86



GASP

SPAWN OF SATAN!

:D

MMMMMMMMM ... I think I'm a bit old to be mol's SPAWN! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[MistOfTheSea86]

Originally posted by bluecat


MMMMMMMMM ... I think I'm a bit old to be mol's SPAWN! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

:devil:

[SnowStar]

hehehehehe...good ol' Landover Baptist...

[Lauralu]

The WHOLE website is pretty funny.....I know that now I'm gonna have to order one of those "unsaved" t-shirts. Jesus commands it. LOL!!!!!

[WandererInGray]

*chuckles*

The idiots who believe things like that are going to regardless. They had their humor bones removed early in life and think that Landover Baptist is a real site.

[Phoenix Blue]

Christian blood is like making love in a boat. . . ****ing close to water.

Now, gimme some of that good Muslim blood, and then we'll talk.

[Naillosotarrain]

ROTFLMAO!!!

Did you check out their message board?

[silverm00n]

ahh those baptists are so close(d) to god aren't they? (rotfl)

I won't even check out those links, they're scary people! All hateful and stuff, you'd think they never got hugged as a kid or something!

[bluecat]

Originally posted by silverm00n
ahh those baptists are so close(d) to god aren't they? (rotfl)

I won't even check out those links, they're scary people! All hateful and stuff, you'd think they never got hugged as a kid or something!

Yes, many are so "close(d)." yet so far. :(

Blue

[shnen]

you do know this is a joke site right?

[SimplyStrange]

These are my favorite :p


Please keep in mind, that if you see anyone that fits ANY of the descriptions you are about to read, anywhere on your local church property, call the police IMMEDIATELY!

UH OH! :eek: *Runs away*


We also believe that True Wiccans are receiving orders directly from the Vatican, which makes the situation even more dangerous.


Some Wiccans even wear black underwear!

:rotfl: Watch out! 8O

Teehee, this site was hilarious...

[Flaire-FireStar]

Originally posted by SimplyStrange


:rotfl: Watch out! 8O

Teehee, this site was hilarious...

Better keep an eye out for those black-underwear wearing Wiccans, eh?


*groans* :rolleyes:

[SimplyStrange]

We should start a new rule... every Wiccan here must have piercings, because you know, it's a submission to the master thing...


Wiccans are given to the piercing of skin as a sign of submission to their master, Satan.

Good thing I'm not really a Wiccan... I'd never pierce myself in the name of Mol... :D

[shnen]

Originally posted by SimplyStrange

Good thing I'm not really a Wiccan... I'd never pierce myself in the name of Mol... :D

Piercing no... but a tattoo for mol!!!!!! :boing:

[SimplyStrange]

... I dunno... I might sacrifice a goat for him! ;)

[shnen]

Only a goat? *shakes head in disapproval.......*

I would scarifice a Water Buffalo! :bigredgri

[Flaire-FireStar]

Piercing where.....?

On the ear, sure....anywhere else....:shaker:

[manstranger]

I found this quote pretty amusing:


Click Here for 100% True Christian® Information About Wicca (Witchcraft).

Since when is Christian a registered trademark? That's what the R deal is, i think.

[Chibi-Fallon]

It's not. It's supposed to be funny. I guess they kinda missed with that one. :D

[SimplyStrange]

Originally posted by shnen
Only a goat? *shakes head in disapproval.......*

I would scarifice a Water Buffalo! :bigredgri

Oh yeah? I would sacrifice TWO Water Buffalo for him! :nyah:

[Áine MoonWolf]

Heehee. I'm still giggling about "bite size pieces of...Jesus Jerky"

:eek:
:rotfl:

[SimplyStrange]

Gotta' love that Jesus Jerky. Pass it my way! :D *drool*

[Grey]

Too bad no water buffalo in montana......
HEY!!! wait a seck we got the REAL buffalo so ha!

Besides mol not satan. I know the red guy personally and he has red hair grey eyes( almost black) and thousands of red freckles. hes a thief, hitman, and a judge. :devil::devil:

(besides it says SITE GOD and satan is not a god, hes just insubordinate:evilway: )
:rotfl::flamer:

[SimplyStrange]

Watch out, he might smite thee... :2G:

[shnen]

Originally posted by SimplyStrange


Oh yeah? I would sacrifice TWO Water Buffalo for him! :nyah:

Oh yeah, well i'd sacrifice 2 water buffalo and 5 virgins! ;)

[SimplyStrange]

Uh oh... I'mma virgin... :eek: Please don't sacrifice me.

I'd sacrifice 5 water buffalo and 5 non-virgins! :p

[shnen]

Originally posted by SimplyStrange
Uh oh... I'mma virgin... :eek: Please don't sacrifice me.

I'd sacrifice 5 water buffalo and 5 non-virgins! :p

:shaker: hey man... I'm a non vorgin :eek:

Yeah, well I'd sacrifice 5 water buffalo and 5 virgins and 7 meese! :p

[Twig]

(From another article by the Landover We're so Holy and You Gonna burn in Hell you Goddless Lesbian Pagan Bastard Church)


One wonders what it will take to prompt Christians to stand up en masse to the culture's corrosion-and to the destructive forces within our own walls. Will Christians finally become alarmed now that witchcraft has left the parlor, and is creeping toward the nursery?

Yeh hehehe maybe we'll EAT them babies too, while we're at it!

Stand up en masse and what? Burn me at the stake? Behead me?

What a load of crap! These people forget that that's why their ancestors came here (to america) in the first place. To ESCAPE just this kind of religous persecution.

Peace,
Twig
:elf:

[Phoenix Blue]

Uhh, Twig. . . it's satire. That means Landover is making fun of the twits who actually believe that garbage.

[Emaleth]

And this is interesting:

"Wiccans are given to the piercing of skin as a sign of submission to their master, Satan. Look for multiple piercing and piercing in peculiar places like the nose, cheeks, eyebrows, lips, fingertips, chin, forehead, tongue, and on the shocking devil’s tip of the ear! "

LOL, I've just been a translator for a group of Spanish girls who belong to a Catholic organisation. They are volounteers and came to Poland to take care of the residents of the nursing homes. And they were given to piercing all right! I had to show them where they can do a tip of ear piercing in my town :D

Blessed Be

[Emaleth]

This reminds me of an event that took place a few months ago in Poland. A couple of students created a site which was a parody of a satanist and fascist website. They wanted to make people aware of the utter stupidity of devil worshipping, racism and fascism, and probably to have some fun. The site was great, incredibly funny, a very good parody, I laughed so much my stomach started hurting:)

But the scary thing is that some people took it very seriously. They were the police. The creators of the site were arrested for popularization of satanism and fascism. It's sad how people don't understand when something is meant to be a joke and a satire, and punish those who try to shake the society into realizing its faults :(

Blessed Be

[Cinnamon Girl]

http://www.ship-of-fools.com

A humorous Christian site that pokes good-natured fun. They used to have a punching Jesus in the 'Gadgets for God' section but I don't see it there anymore ~ looks like he was replaced by the Amish one. :lol:

[SimplyStrange]

Originally posted by shnen


:shaker: hey man... I'm a non vorgin :eek:

Yeah, well I'd sacrifice 5 water buffalo and 5 virgins and 7 meese! :p

I dunno... I might sacrifice a shnen or two :evilway:

[shnen]

:eek::eek: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That. why thats obscene, absolutely unheard of! why, I cant believe youd suggest such a thing! :eek:

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs around thread screaming* :eek::eek::eek:



how about a few kittens SS???

[Flar's Freyja]

Originally posted by Emaleth
This reminds me of an event that took place a few months ago in Poland. A couple of students created a site which was a parody of a satanist and fascist website. They wanted to make people aware of the utter stupidity of devil worshipping, racism and fascism, and probably to have some fun. The site was great, incredibly funny, a very good parody, I laughed so much my stomach started hurting:)

But the scary thing is that some people took it very seriously. They were the police. The creators of the site were arrested for popularization of satanism and fascism. It's sad how people don't understand when something is meant to be a joke and a satire, and punish those who try to shake the society into realizing its faults :(

Blessed Be

And this one was taken seriously by a lot of people, including myself, until I read the fine print. This one does contain a few things that actually may be true and those links really are scary.

[Amemphis]

I thought it was terribly sad, really. Some people really believe that kind of stuff. And even as a joke. I was told at the orthodontists I was going to hell by a little blonde red neck in hoochie shorts.

[Flar's Freyja]

Originally posted by Amemphis
I thought it was terribly sad, really. Some people really believe that kind of stuff. And even as a joke. I was told at the orthodontists I was going to hell by a little blonde red neck in hoochie shorts.

:rotfl:

I hear ya.....all the lil Babbist girls in my town wear tight lil jeans and hoochie shorts and their bellies are stickin' out.........

[Flaire-FireStar]

Originally posted by shnen


how about a few kittens SS???

Save the kittens! :eek:

[shnen]

hehehe! ;)

what about cats then? we throw enough of them anyway! ;)

[cydira]

I wonder if the laws against plagarizing still cover the Malleus Malefictum. (Or however you spell that title.) :rolleyes:

I was looking for the parody disclaimer and I couldn't find it.

I suppose our new way of scaring off unwanted salesmen will be to shout for the knives and mention something about them staying for dinner? ;)

[Flar's Freyja]

Originally posted by cydira
I suppose our new way of scaring off unwanted salesmen will be to shout for the knives and mention something about them staying for dinner? ;)

:rotfl:

Could answer the door with swords in hand..........

[Armitage]

I personally don't understand how people see this as anything but humor. Jesus Jerky? All Wiccans being overweight Gothy kids? Reminds me of all the animal rights people who thought the Kitty Bonsai thing was real.

[Flaire-FireStar]

Originally posted by shnen
hehehe! ;)

what about cats then? we throw enough of them anyway! ;)

:eek: I don't!



Save the Felines!

[Phoenix Blue]

**Grins** Yeah, I'm overweight. . . for a cornstalk. :bigredgri

Seriously: if folks read these things critically, they might see the satirical edge to it. But most people aren't taught reading comprehension or critical thinking. . . ^^; so they accept what's offered at face value, without looking for a second or a third meaning. Or a disclaimer. **Shrugs**

[MistOfTheSea86]

STOP KILLING THE KITTENS! LOL

[shnen]

:rotfl: uuuuhhh... there goes one! and look :eek: there goes another one! :devil:

[Flaire-FireStar]

:eek: Shnen!!


Shame shame....to admit it..here... :eek:

[shnen]

:cutie: wha??? What did I do? :huh:

*looks back a post or two* :eek:

Ummm..... it was the one of the other shnenz... :rolleyes: always getting me in trouble!:dis:

[Exloration_La]

LOL that was good stuff.. Dam and the book is ONLY 129.99 to find out more about those evil Wiccins that eat Christian flesh and roll joints made of bible paper LOL