Chibi-Fallon
July 27th, 2002, 09:30 PM
My jazz choir was having a car wash today (we’re trying to get to Hawaii) and it’s odd how much wearing a bikini on a island in the middle street trying to flag down cars makes you feel like a hooker ;). But I was pretty good at it, so I’ve decided to be proud of myself for it. :D That's now my offical title. "The Best Jazz Choir Hooker".
But the different reactions we got from women and men is hilarious.
Women: Won’t acknowledge our existence. Will drive off the road to avoid looking at us.
Men (with no women in the car): Might want to pay more attention to the road.... Someone flashed some guy and he nearly hit a tree. We were all in tears from laughing so hard.
Men (with women in the car, whom they’re going out with/married to): Pretend to be like women and not look. This is probably the funniest one. Because, I’m sorry, but a lot of you guys just can’t pull this off.
This is just from the girls, the guys were pretty bad at in pulling cars. 8O
It’s also annoying when people honk at you/say something then don’t go get their car wash. You can get about 10x more cars if you act like a ditzy cheerleader too. 8O But now I’m all burned, and have awful tan lines, but hey we’re $300 closer to Hawaii.
But now I’m off my sugar high, so I have to take a 2 year nap.
But the different reactions we got from women and men is hilarious.
Women: Won’t acknowledge our existence. Will drive off the road to avoid looking at us.
Men (with no women in the car): Might want to pay more attention to the road.... Someone flashed some guy and he nearly hit a tree. We were all in tears from laughing so hard.
Men (with women in the car, whom they’re going out with/married to): Pretend to be like women and not look. This is probably the funniest one. Because, I’m sorry, but a lot of you guys just can’t pull this off.
This is just from the girls, the guys were pretty bad at in pulling cars. 8O
It’s also annoying when people honk at you/say something then don’t go get their car wash. You can get about 10x more cars if you act like a ditzy cheerleader too. 8O But now I’m all burned, and have awful tan lines, but hey we’re $300 closer to Hawaii.
But now I’m off my sugar high, so I have to take a 2 year nap.