Dead Fly Ruins a man's life!

[aluokaloo]

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/080319/canada/canada_court_offbeat



:rollingla:lol:8O:T:rotfl::rollingla

Some people are too much! What a jacka** this dude is! I saw part of a dead grasshopper in my evil kfc coleslaw and my sexlife is just peachy......although it could explain why my career sucked for so long!:hehehehe:

[aranarose]

Some people really need to just get over themselves. As if we don't already know that bottled water comes from the tap anyway!

[Queenorivers]

pfft what a douche

[Mercedes]

Well, it is very nasty, and I wouldn't want to drink that brand of bottled water for...forever, but I don't think it's that big of a deal. Some people are on crack.

[CoolJ]

... "objectively bizarre," ...

Sounds about right...

Poor little schmuck.

[Cloaked Raven]

I saw this over on Yahoo yesterday. :rollingla I cannot believe that this guy is trying to get rich over finding a fly in his water.

Geez, I do feel bad that he found a fly...but using that as an excuse for lack of desire or something is ridiculous. It's been years, for goodness sake! I bet he's perfectly fine now but it seems to me that he is just looking for a way to get rich quick!

The greed of some people still amazes me...gee whiz... :goodgrief

[Evinmeer]

If I were that company, I'd have just claimed it was special protein water for fitness enthusiasts. :-P

[teishabee]

I think this is and behaviour like it , is disgusting.

Find claim your money back but sueing for damages to his health! loser.

[TheWomanMonster]

Oh damnit, and he's Canadian too... *head desk*

I mean really......
I hope the pay out he'll obviously eventually get will pay for his 'years of therapy'......
and not a damn big screen TV.

You know what I would do?
I'd write to the company saying "just wanted to inform you there was a dead bug in my water" and then stop drinking that brand of bottled water. (as though I drink bottled water anyways - the same crap comes out of my taps).

[aluokaloo]

maybe he's hoping for some cash for viagra. :lol: I mean the fly DID ruin his sex life!!! And now that it's ruined his hair salon, he won't money to pay for said viagra.

[Klucky]

Eh? :wtf:

I'm surprised he's Canadian. That kind of behaviour is far more American style. :D

"You looked at me funny! I sue!"
"You made me fat! I sue!"
"I knew better than to smoke cigarettes, but smoked them anyway and now have cancer. I sue!"
"I saw a dead fly in water! I was grossed out! I sue!"
"I ate the cellophane backing of a Fruit Roll-Up! I sue!"

See? Dead fly fits in perfectly.

[PhoenixFire]

If it had been a severed human body part he might of had something, but a Fly?
Total nut job. How do we even know he didn't put it in there himself?

(Finger in my chili! I'll sue!)

[CoolJ]

Eh? :wtf:

I'm surprised he's Canadian. That kind of behaviour is far more American style. :D

"You looked at me funny! I sue!"
"You made me fat! I sue!"
"I knew better than to smoke cigarettes, but smoked them anyway and now have cancer. I sue!"
"I saw a dead fly in water! I was grossed out! I sue!"
"I ate the cellophane backing of a Fruit Roll-Up! I sue!"

See? Dead fly fits in perfectly.

You'd be surprised at how often this sort of thing happens in the world :lol: I'm sorry I can't pull up anything right now, but I've often seen similar things in Russian news.

I'm also recalling an article posted here sometime last year...
"You won't have sex with me. I sue!"

[Cloaked Raven]

Oh damnit, and he's Canadian too... *head desk*

I mean really......
I hope the pay out he'll obviously eventually get will pay for his 'years of therapy'......
and not a damn big screen TV.


I know exactly how you feel about this guy being Canadian. *head desk* He's making the rest of us Canadians look terrible! Like you, I'm hoping he spends any money that's not taken by his lawyers and spending it on therapy...yeesh...

Still amazed over the lengths some people will go to get rich quick...

Sheesh!

:geez:

[Klucky]

Ahhhh...finger in the chili and being denied sex.

Classics. :hehehehe:

[TheWomanMonster]

If I found a fly in my bottled water would they pay for Hubby's immigration?

[Against The Tide]

I was going to say - what a disgrace to Canada, surely you can swap me for him and not put me though wads of paperwork?

[Stormbeard]

340,000 canadian dollars!?

Christ, that's almost Five English pounds!

[WitchJezebel]

The guy's an idiot.

[Klucky]

What the heck's up with your avatar, Jezey? :hehehehe:

[Cynyr]

you know, i have to wonder how sheltered a life this waddah guy had before he branched out and began ordering water deliveries.

[WitchJezebel]

What the heck's up with your avatar, Jezey? :hehehehe:


Like it? :T Sums up my feelings toward R. Ray pretty well.

[Crysiira]

Like it? :T Sums up my feelings toward R. Ray pretty well.

I liked it better when you had the same pic but RR's head was sticking out of a turkey body.

Oh, and.... yeah, crazy story. I would have been grossed out by the fly too, but definitely not enough to ruin my sex life. He's more than likely faking, or else he had some serious mental problems to begin with.

[Klucky]

Like it? :T Sums up my feelings toward R. Ray pretty well.

:rollingla

Oh, that's who it is!

I stopped eating Triscuits 'cause of her...