kids do the oddest things

[Yvonne Belisle]

My 13 year old son was just walking my dog in the back yard for me and the dog wouldn't go and wouldn't go. Since my son is resourseful and creative he decided to show her what he wanted her to do. That's right he used the lawn thankfully we have a high fence. The dog on seeing what he did promptly copied him and went. :) Now I wonder which one to put in obedience school?

[MammaStar]

:rotfl:

[MidnightSun]

:eek: 8O :rotfl:

[Dellit Tandannon]

hehe!

[Faery-Wings]

OMG! :lol:

[callalily]

Both of mine have the habit (obedience? nah) of dropping their swim trunks immediately when I tell them to get 'em off and get dry. This is anywhere: the middle of the room, the backyard...

A true story: 7 years ago, when my oldest was not quite 4, we went to the county fair. On walking through the cow building, my DH thought he'd show my son the calves, as they were a little closer to his size. We came upon a calf nursing. In a clear, loud, high voice which carried through the whole building, he announced:

"Daddy, that cow is sucking on the other cow's pecker!"

:eek:

[Yvonne Belisle]

ROTFLMAO kids are great for keeping you able to blush aren't they? :)

[Twilight Garden]

Too funny!!! :crylaugh: :lol: :T

[*~*Chary*~*]

LMAO !!!! :boing::rotfl:

[Armitage]

When i worked at the ticket office at the local pool there was one little boy who was constantly escaping when his mother was in the middle of changing his diaper, and all I'd see was this giggling little bare-butt kid running across the volleyball court, leading his mom on a merry chase. :D

[Emaleth]

My friend told me the story of how he asked his dad what a condom was. He was about 8 then. His dad remained calm and answered that it was a contraceptive. :D My friend got his answer, though it didn't tell him much;)

Blessed Be

[Illuminatus]

Originally posted by Yvonne Thomas
My 13 year old son was just walking my dog in the back yard for me and the dog wouldn't go and wouldn't go. Since my son is resourseful and creative he decided to show her what he wanted her to do. That's right he used the lawn thankfully we have a high fence. The dog on seeing what he did promptly copied him and went. :) Now I wonder which one to put in obedience school?

1 or 2?

1 I could understand. But 2? That's just... strange.

- Ill

[Twig]

At least he's not an adult. My mate came in today and asked me to talk to the contractor blowing the barkdust. Apparently, the helper that was cleaning up decided he had to p so he just walks to the side of a dumpster fence and doesn't give a damn that 2 women were walking by and it was broad daylight!!

:evilway: He won't be doing THAT again . Not here at least :D

Peace,
Twig
:ghost:

[Annyka]

It reminds me - that is exactly how my boyfriend toilet trained the Dog. Every night he would go out there and say "toilet" then do #1 on the grass and then the dog would follow suit... I am glad the dog caught onto #2 without demonstration though.

[Yvonne Belisle]

My kids have done some dumb things. They have played chicken with thier personal parts and a coleman cooler. They have run outside in the snow with me chasing them. The eldest had an interesting time learning to go while standing. My kids have certainly provided ample entertainment over the years. :)

[ChelleOfShadows]

When I was pregnant with my daughter, I was also trying to potty train my youngest son. :rolleyes:

Having some serious kidney problems towards the end I had to wear either a pad or depends as I had no warning sometimes. :(

One day in the mall while taking my son "potty" He announced to everyone "Mommy when are you going to stop wearing a diaper and go pee-pee in the potty?" :eek:

It takes approximately 45 minutes for a mall bathroom to be empty!!!:scream:

[Witchy Cowgirl]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
These are too funny!

[Danustouch]

My neighbor's five year old is in his parroting stage. His ears are as large as the grand canyon, and as keen as a bats. Unfortunately, his tongue runs as fast as a leer jet to boot.

Last night, he was visiting us upstairs, while I was cleaning up the dinner mess. It was really hot, and I was totally overwhelmed with the amount of cleanup that was required after dinner. I snapped at John to throw his D*mn napkin away after he uses it, and John turns to me and says "What is your problem?". Before I could open my mouth to respond, Seth, the five year old says..."She's fed up. All you do is make a mess. She cleans and cleans and cleans, and you come home and make a mess all the time. You never help. All you do is make the messes. She's not your maid you know!".

I SWEAR he wasn't coached. This is just one of those "woman to woman" griping sessions that he overheard, and decided to repeat it back verbatim to John at the most perfect moment.

The look on John's face was absolutely priceless, and Shannon and I were in stitches.

[Lavender]

Kids! You gotta love them! :lol:

[Desert_Shadow]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: These are positively wonderful! Yeah for kids!!!

[materra]

This thread is by far one of the funniest I have read here...thank you so much...I really appreciate you guys sharing like this. I really need the laughs. :)

[Witchy Cowgirl]

Originally posted by Danustouch
his tongue runs as fast as a leer jet to boot.


:rotfl:



My youngest son talks all the time too. At a rodeo we meet some new folks and BR had this guy cornered.....talkin' to him.....my husband walked by and told the guy to watch out cause BR had a talking problem.
The kid kept the guy cornered for about 20 minutes....when the guy finally got away he rode over to my husband and said, "That kid ain't got no problems talking!"

:T

[SimplyStrange]

Hehe. It's great to hear the stories of the crazy things my brothers and I have said. :evilway:

When my brother was little, and my mom was pregnant with me, my mom's friend was babysitting him and took him to some store and while they were in line, this rather large woman steps up behind them. And my brother, seeing her big stomach blurts out "I know why you're so fat: 'cause you're gonna' have a baby!!" The woman's face turned to this look of shock, and my mom's friend quickly replies "He's not mine!"