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DaNcInG_WiNd
April 4th, 2008, 07:53 PM
This is too funny...:lol:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080404/ap_on_fe_st/wheelchair_bank_robbery
Laisrean
April 4th, 2008, 08:13 PM
Too bad the bank was wheelchair accessible. 8O
aluokaloo
April 4th, 2008, 08:28 PM
hey that's the way too go! He came equipped with his very own getaway vehicle! :rotfl:
la tortuga
April 4th, 2008, 08:29 PM
teehee :cutie:
aluokaloo
April 4th, 2008, 08:32 PM
How the hell did he get away?
Rudas Starblaze
April 4th, 2008, 08:50 PM
how the hell does someone not walk up behind him at the bank and tip his wheelchair over backwards? i would have! :lol:
yarrow_elfglow
April 4th, 2008, 08:51 PM
:rollingla
angle kitsune
April 4th, 2008, 08:58 PM
i agree with rudas, I would have just tipped his chair over.
aluokaloo
April 4th, 2008, 09:01 PM
how the hell does someone not walk up behind him at the bank and tip his wheelchair over backwards? i would have! :lol:
Rudas Starblaze! tsk tsk tsk! You know better then that! Why tip him over when you can lasso him? It'd be a lot more fun that way. Besides he can't be going that fast!8O
VroomBroom
April 4th, 2008, 09:02 PM
:rotfl: maust have been related to the guy that rob a gas station here.....on a bicycle...and got away:lol:
someone could have just pulled the cable off his batteries....
Aidron
April 4th, 2008, 09:05 PM
Now that's handicapable!
Sequoia
April 4th, 2008, 09:07 PM
I guess the handgun part might've made tipping him over a little more dangerous...
:veryweird
Rudas Starblaze
April 4th, 2008, 09:16 PM
Rudas Starblaze! tsk tsk tsk! You know better then that! Why tip him over when you can lasso him? It'd be a lot more fun that way. Besides he can't be going that fast!8O
yeah, but tipping him over and outta his wheelchair would give the oprotunuity to take his ride for a spin! ive never cruised around in an electric wheelchair before!
(for the serious side of a sneak up chair tipping, a persons natural reaction to a fall is to brace themselves thus him releasing the hand gun.)
and then i coulda ended up with an electric wheelchair and a hand gun! :rollingla
Laisrean
April 4th, 2008, 09:16 PM
hey that's the way too go! He came equipped with his very own getaway vehicle! :rotfl:
Have you seen the episode of the simpsons where Stephen Hawking is a helicopter thing that comes out of his wheelchair and allows him to fly off in it? I think something like that may explain how this robber was able to make such a clean getaway. :veryweird
Laisrean
April 4th, 2008, 09:18 PM
I guess the handgun part might've made tipping him over a little more dangerous...
:veryweird
Yeah. Though he may be crippled in the legs, its his trigger finger you need to watch out for!
Plus, electric wheelchairs are bigger and sturdier than regular ones. Would it really be that easy to tip it over?
aluokaloo
April 4th, 2008, 09:21 PM
yeah, but tipping him over and outta his wheelchair would give the oprotunuity to take his ride for a spin! ive never cruised around in an electric wheelchair before!
(for the serious side of a sneak up chair tipping, a persons natural reaction to a fall is to brace themselves thus him releasing the hand gun.)
and then i coulda ended up with an electric wheelchair and a hand gun! :rollingla
Oh Rudas that's terrible!:rollingla
VroomBroom
April 4th, 2008, 09:28 PM
Now that's handicapable!
Since he can get away with this...they may take his handicapped parking placard away from him:cutie:
DaNcInG_WiNd
April 4th, 2008, 09:43 PM
:lol: I know those wheelchairs are hard to tip over...they are hard enough to pick up.
Rudas Starblaze
April 4th, 2008, 09:46 PM
:lol: I know those wheelchairs are hard to tip over...they are hard enough to pick up.
no they arent! :lol:
or perhaps im a bit stronger than most people eh!?
Laisrean
April 4th, 2008, 09:57 PM
The man has super-strength, so I doubt you could stop him, Rudas.
As a matter of fact, Superman himself tried to stop him as he was heading up the wheelchair ramp, but poor Superman was ran over by his chair and was smashed into the concrete as a blue and red stain. Seeing what this gimp had done to the man of steel made the bank's security guard's back off and let him do his thing. No one had the nerve to mess with the cripple who had crushed Superman to death!
Rudas Starblaze
April 4th, 2008, 09:58 PM
The man has super-strength, so I doubt you could stop him, Rudas.
As a matter of fact, Superman himself tried to stop him as he was heading up the wheelchair ramp, but poor Superman was ran over by his chair and was smashed into the concrete as a blue and red stain. Seeing what this gimp had done to the man of steel made the bank's security guard's back off and let him do his thing. No one had the nerve to mess with the cripple who had crushed Superman to death!
ROTFLMAO!!! :rollingla :rotfl:
Lunar Raven
April 4th, 2008, 09:59 PM
The funny part is he got away. LOL.
DaNcInG_WiNd
April 4th, 2008, 10:01 PM
:rollingla:rollingla:rollingla
sarabethv
April 4th, 2008, 10:16 PM
I almost admire the guy. That takes gumption.
Laisrean
April 4th, 2008, 11:03 PM
I almost admire the guy. That takes gumption.
Correction: That takes Gimption. ;)
RubyRose
April 5th, 2008, 12:43 AM
:lol:
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