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Trithemius
April 6th, 2008, 06:02 PM
Ummmm...........okay.

Jedi Master Jonba Hehol - known to family and friends as Barney Jones, 36, of Holyhead - was giving a TV interview in his back garden for a documentary when a man, dressed in a black bin-bag and wearing Darth Vader's trademark shiny black helmet, leapt over his garden fence.

Wielding a metal crutch - his lightsaber presumably being in for repairs - the Sith Lord proceeded to lay about his opponent, whose Jedi powers proved inadequate for the task of defending himself.

After besting Master Hehol in single combat, Vader, who The Sun reports was under the influence of alcohol, went on to assault the camera crew and a hairdresser.

Link to article (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/28/nhelmet128.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox)

la tortuga
April 6th, 2008, 08:43 PM
I find this rather amusing, mainly because the assailant was drunk...

But honestly I wouldn't be pleased if it happened to me.

Nitefalle
April 6th, 2008, 08:55 PM
Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! That is hilarious!!!!!! I wish they had posted pictures!

I can't believe that guy claimed to be a master...I hope they kick him out of the Order now. He can't even fend off a drunken Vader who's hitting him with a freakin' crutch!!

Philosophia
April 6th, 2008, 08:57 PM
:rollingla

Flaire
April 6th, 2008, 09:07 PM
Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! That is hilarious!!!!!! I wish they had posted pictures!

Indeed, that would have made my day. :veryweird

Brigid Rowan
April 6th, 2008, 09:18 PM
Lol!!!

Glowy
April 6th, 2008, 09:30 PM
:rollingla

there was a SW marathon on tonight too

Toby Stimpson
April 6th, 2008, 09:46 PM
LOL this is such a conveniant post... since Im watching starwars the revenge of the sith right now :p

la tortuga
April 6th, 2008, 10:09 PM
hahahahahahahha

Flaire
April 6th, 2008, 10:15 PM
hahahahahahahha

:rollingla What the hell? Why do all the good ads happen to everyone else?

Aidron
April 6th, 2008, 10:18 PM
I have one of Princess Leia that states gold bikinis never go out of style. :eyebrow:

imapepper
April 7th, 2008, 12:21 PM
OMG that's awesome. :veryweird

aluokaloo
April 7th, 2008, 12:47 PM
muahahahaha! that is so damn funny! :rotfl:

Catiana
April 7th, 2008, 03:37 PM
Apparently the Force was not with the Jedi that day. Perhaps he needs a refresher course from Yoda.

BlueMoon13
April 7th, 2008, 03:50 PM
Ummmm...........okay.



Link to article (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/28/nhelmet128.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox)

I bet the hairdresser kicked his ass!:hehehehe:

Meadhbh
April 7th, 2008, 04:46 PM
I love it.

Sequoia
April 7th, 2008, 09:50 PM
That has got to be one of the funniest things I've heard in months. :rollingla