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Faery-Wings
May 5th, 2001, 07:11 AM
The Rede and Law of Threes prohibit me from casting a spell against my husband?? Even a *teeny* one?? Even if he is driving me mad right now???

Ok, ok, I know the answer ;)

Just trying to blow off some steam and make light of a messy situation...

Chris

BB

Mariposa De La Luna
May 5th, 2001, 11:52 AM
Try behavior modification. It worked on my dog. ;)

random
May 5th, 2001, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by SAHM
It worked on my dog.

lol

mol
May 5th, 2001, 11:31 PM
Put him in a kennel.

:D

ruthie
May 6th, 2001, 05:38 AM
Try deep breathing and relaxation exercises. The less you notice, the better the situation will become! Best of luck, I hope the expelling of steam helped.

bluecat
May 6th, 2001, 05:57 AM
Life is full of messy stuff and being able to blow off steam is very healthy! :cool: Do a "kill him with kindness thing" ... it'll drive him batty and help you feel better too. :D Life can be silly too. :D

Blue ;)

ruthie
May 6th, 2001, 06:45 AM
Personally, I thank my cast iron frying pan for keeping my relationship on the rails. One look at that and the beloved thinks, "Why bother winding her up, just say yes dear, and she's happy". Sometimes, I only even have to say, "Where's that darn frying pan?" and I have him cowering in the corner, when all I was after was breakfast! :D

bluecat
May 6th, 2001, 10:40 AM
Originally posted by ruthie
Personally, I thank my cast iron frying pan for keeping my relationship on the rails. One look at that and the beloved thinks, "Why bother winding her up, just say yes dear, and she's happy". Sometimes, I only even have to say, "Where's that darn frying pan?" and I have him cowering in the corner, when all I was after was breakfast! :D

Ouch! :eek:

ruthie
May 6th, 2001, 12:52 PM
It is quite surprising the amount of sympathy he receives!!

:p

bluecat
May 6th, 2001, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by ruthie
It is quite surprising the amount of sympathy he receives!!

:p

Does it hurt and have a temperature???? :D :bigredgri

ruthie
May 6th, 2001, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by bluecat


Does it hurt and have a temperature???? :D :bigredgri

Only if I have it on the gas stove before I hit him!!?!! :smash:

Earth Walker
May 6th, 2001, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by ruthie


Only if I have it on the gas stove before I hit him!!?!! :smash:

Never try to argue with a woman, fellas. :D
Just grab your hats and run. :bigredgri 8O


So you're scared and you're thinking
That maybe we ain't that young anymore
Show a little faith, there's magic in the night.
---Bruce Springstreen - "Thunder Road"

Faery-Wings
May 7th, 2001, 07:58 AM
I thank my cast iron frying pan for keeping my relationship on the rails

Buhahahahaaaa! Between that one and the dog references, I LMAO ;) :p ;) Laughter is the best medicine, eh?

I need lots of laughter being married to a stubborn Taurus with high blood sugar (Insulin dependant diabetic). You're sure I can't do a spell??? (just kidding)

Chris
:sunny:

LaDaya
May 7th, 2001, 10:29 AM
ROLMAO!!! You guys are too, too much....

ruthie
May 7th, 2001, 11:50 AM
Try the frying pan - so much more fun!!

Amora
May 7th, 2001, 12:27 PM
Originally posted by chryssi1
The Rede and Law of Threes prohibit me from casting a spell against my husband?? Even a *teeny* one?? Even if he is driving me mad right now???

Ok, ok, I know the answer ;)

Just trying to blow off some steam and make light of a messy situation...

Chris

BB

I think you must know my ex.....:bad:

bluecat
May 7th, 2001, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by Amora


I think you must know my ex.....:bad:

Hey! I resemble that remark! :eek: I am an ex! ... Not yours, of course. ;) .... hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

I already have dents in my head! None of them are from frying pans though ;). My ex and I are still good friends and we live in the same smallish town, we just can't ... well ... it just doesn't work, okay, and it's amicable and mutual. :cool: But we do help each other out. I guess we are just lucky, it could have been real nasty real easy, but it wasn't. We were even married twice, so we know it doesn't work!

Blue :cool:

*ULA*
May 7th, 2001, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by Mystique



So you're scared and you're thinking
That maybe we ain't that young anymore
Show a little faith, there's magic in the night.
---Bruce Springstreen - "Thunder Road"

she aint a beauty but hey she's alright.. and ooooohhh... hmmm..mmmmm... laaaaa dddiii.....

see what you did?!

Tigerwallah
May 8th, 2001, 09:38 AM
But do it intelligently. Cast a "not too harmful" one for him, and a very beneficial one for someone else. The two should cancel eachother out ::wink::wink::

ruthie
May 8th, 2001, 02:20 PM
Tigerwallah: is that almost cheating? ;)

Yvonne Belisle
May 8th, 2001, 02:45 PM
My favorite curse, spell, blessing is easy "May you get what you deserve" It's easy anyone can do it and the three fold law seems to have nothing against it. Downside is they usually say "Thank you. You too." This can be a bad thing if you have been naughty. Best news is no one has to believe in it for it to work it just does.

Elaine
May 9th, 2001, 04:15 AM
but you could do a spell on yourself giving yourself more patience to deal with the situation at hand......

(although in the case of some men....--notice I say some...not all--the frying pan idea seems to work best!!! --in case you can't tell, I have an ex as well!!) :) :D :p

gunner
May 9th, 2001, 01:25 PM
that cast iron skillet does make a nasty bong! when it fetches upside a head doesn't it?

Mairwen
May 9th, 2001, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by chryssi1
The Rede and Law of Threes prohibit me from casting a spell against my husband?? Even a *teeny* one?? Even if he is driving me mad right now???

Well, if you're a Wiccan, yes, it would stop you. But I'm a Gwyddon ~ and we don't have a Rule of Three, Rede or anything like that.

Mari8O

Tigerwallah
May 9th, 2001, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by ruthie
Tigerwallah: is that almost cheating? ;)

Absolutely!!!!

ruthie
May 10th, 2001, 02:48 AM
Well, I must say: Happy Cheating!! ;)

Vinga
May 10th, 2001, 03:49 AM
Sooo...what if it's your husbands ex? :bad: :p :D