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surreal
August 4th, 2008, 02:02 AM
Hi
I was thinking the other day when someone asked me about Leos... I said when they go out to eat they like to sit at a table in the center of the dinning room. So that got me thinking how the other signs would react if the host asked them to pick a table... any table....
My intention is not to be humorous as much as to be generally correct.
Aries: They would pick the largest table.
Taurus: A moderate size table would do nicely, next to the plants and waterfall.
Gemini: "Just pull those two tables together"
Cancer: "The blue one, please"
Leo: "The one in the very center!"
Virgro: Would choose the table with the menus, silverware, etc that is the lined up... oh yeah, not the one that is leaning.
Libra: "Ummmmm.... where ever I guess"
Scorpio: Finds themselves sitting in the darkest corner.
Sagittarius: "Yip... I chooooose THAT ONE!"
Capricorn: Chooses the one off to the side overlooking the dance floor.
Aquarius: "No matter, they are just tables"
Pisces: "Honey, which ever you want"
Whaca think?
Sacredsin
August 4th, 2008, 02:03 AM
Libra: "Ummmmm.... where ever I guess"
Rings true for me. :)
MariThorn
August 4th, 2008, 07:59 AM
Cancer's would want the table that was far away from anyone else and possibly near a cozy fire if possible with a view of a river outside. :) Spoken from experience
Xander67
August 7th, 2008, 09:54 AM
Taurus: A moderate size table would do nicely, next to the plants and waterfall.
eh, sometimes, it would depend on the occasion. lol
Xander67
August 7th, 2008, 09:55 AM
Cancer's would want the table that was far away from anyone else and possibly near a cozy fire if possible with a view of a river outside. :) Spoken from experience
I love a window seat! especially if it is snowing outside. :boing:
Terra Mater
August 7th, 2008, 04:39 PM
Taurus: A moderate size table would do nicely, next to the plants and waterfall.
Unless they are married to an Aries and have kids who are Capricorn, Aries, and Scorpio. Then the homebody side of us is going to request the largest table in the darkest corner as near to the dance floor as possible and please bring a few candles for ambiance.
WhiteDragon
August 7th, 2008, 07:22 PM
Cancer's would want the table that was far away from anyone else and possibly near a cozy fire if possible with a view of a river outside. :) Spoken from experience
Yep yep.. But I don't agree with the Scorpio on ehtough, my hubby is Scorpio and he'd wanna be where he could see and *eh hem* be seen... He's such an attention hog ><
scorpiochick77
September 1st, 2008, 08:58 AM
Scorpio: Finds themselves sitting in the darkest corner.
Oh yes...yes indeed. So true! I personally like to sit in the dark corners watching and observing. Learn so much about others this way.:uhhuhuh:
LostSheep
September 1st, 2008, 03:51 PM
Sheep usually hides in any corner he can find, or failing that, under the table.
Mind you, there's no so many restaurants that let sheep in, of course, which i feel is discriminatory, but anyway.
Solya
September 1st, 2008, 04:35 PM
Aquarius: "Tables? Who needs those? They're boring!"
;)
orangeconey
September 1st, 2008, 05:26 PM
Leo: "The one in the very center!"I'd say not so much the physical center as the center of attention... :hehehehe: or back against the wall where he can see everyone(survey the kingdom).
Virgo: Would choose the table with the menus, silverware, etc that is the lined up... oh yeah, not the one that is leaning.LOL's at the leaning...I hate unbalanced tables!
I think I'd rather have the corner seat, in the darkest, most secluded part, where I could watch without being noticed...and have privacy with my dinner partner...preferably behind tall plants...and a fireplace...*daydreams*
My rising sign is Scorpio though :giggle: maybe that counts!
:uhhuhuh:
Heavenly_Magical22
September 1st, 2008, 05:59 PM
Sagittarius: "Yip... I chooooose THAT ONE!"
:smileroll yip sounds like me lol
StarPhoenix
September 1st, 2008, 07:11 PM
Scorpio: Finds themselves sitting in the darkest corner.
Oh yes...yes indeed. So true! I personally like to sit in the dark corners watching and observing. Learn so much about others this way.:uhhuhuh:
Same here :hahugh:
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