Has anyone seen my ox?

[earthcat]

Sugarplum is missing....
I know this technically should be in the Just Silly forum, but I thought if I put it here, more people would see it, and I'd have more chances of finding her.

She weighs roughly 1000 pounds, has beautiful buff-colored hair, large horns that sometimes have bells and/or pompoms hanging from them, big meltingly expressive brown eyes, a shiny black nose, and shiny black hooves. (4 of them.) And she may have been wearing her pink tutu.

She was last seen at The Cloud and the Tree asking Azure for fashion tips.

She's not playing with the sheeps or the dust bunnies,http://www.plaudersmilies.de/imu2.gif and Old Witch said that she did not eat her.

If anyone has seen her, or has any info on her whereabouts, please let me know. She's awfully young and naive to be out on her own....

[Emerald Oak]

Sorry, haven't seen her. Maybe you'll get lucky and the Mystery Machine will break down in front of your house, forcing them (for some reason) to solve this little mystery. For two Scooby Snacks.

[Wyrdsister]

Asking Azure for fashion tips? Oh, she's in trouble now... ;)

Wyrdsister

[Azure]

Well, I must admit, she did go browsing with me at Bebe and Betsey Johnson, but when the purple skirt she liked didn't come in her size, she was a little put out.

[earthcat]

Uh-oh.... You don't suppose she ran out in a huff, stumbled into a dark ally and was...(horrors!)...ox-napped, do you???

**wringing hands**
Oh worra worra worra...:ack:

[Azure]

I would pretty much put my money on Sugarplum - she's very capable of defending herself.

[Old Witch]

:eek: Ox-nappers!!!

[Altheia]

NEVER....pssttt....OW, did you eat the ox? what have I told you about that...???

[earthcat]

GASPETH!!!!

[Old Witch]

No!!! I did not eat Sugarplum, we were building a relationship........I like her as a friend, NOT as a meal.........:eek:

[Altheia]

oh, alright...that must have been the ox next door then...hmmm, what to do what to do?????

[Rubi Waters]

I did hear on the police radio of something in the park scaring the children......

[earthcat]

whew.... **catches breath**

I didn't think so OW, after you told me you didn't eat her. I'm sorry I doubted you, but I'm just not in my right mind now....

Thanks Rubi, I'll check out the park. She loves kids, but she's just so big, she doesn't understand she can be intimidating....

Azure's right; Sugarplum can take care of herself. I did see her reading a brochure about Minnesota, and caught a glimpse of a big blue ox before she snatched it shut. Do you suppose she went up there to try and find Babe?

[Old Witch]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!:(

[Azure]

Perhaps we've been lax in trying to find her dates here, Earthcat. You'd think some cute oxen would wander into the Cloud and the Tree now and then. . .

It could be why she was looking at purple skirts in Betsey Johnson. . .

[Altheia]

I believe that silly illy did it in the naked thread with his moo moo

[Old Witch]

Gets in Little red sports car and speeds to airport......Gotta check flights to Minnesota................:eek:

[earthcat]

Yes Azure, I've thought about that. But she's so young, I didn't think she'd be interested yet. sigh... Oxen grow up so fast these days...

And Altheia, I'm going to the naked thread now to interrogate Illy!!!
If he's hurt Sugarplum.....

And thanks, OW!!

[Tammy Sullivan]

hee hee hee
no one suspects a thing.......
*bastes sugarplum*

[earthcat]

Greta??? What are you doing???
Is that.... OMG!!!

Greta!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!!

[Tammy Sullivan]

heeheehee
sugarplum, sugarplum in my pot
gonna make a stew and eat it hot

[earthcat]

**earthcat keens loudly, raises her arms high over her head, and dissappears in a cloud of dark smoke............**

[Tammy Sullivan]

greta turns on the hoodvent over the stove to clear away the smoke and has the strangest feeling of being watched.......Hey, wait a minute that wasn't smoke!!!

[Altheia]

wow...that was cool...do it again...do it again!

[Tammy Sullivan]

no! the earth may melt

[earthcat]

**re-appears in a cloud of red smoke**

We'll just return to Just Silly now; so sorry to disturb you all up here in Just Talk...

**sweetly** Greta?!? Oh, Gretaaaaa?!? May have have a word with you in JS???

[earthcat]

Oh, and one more thing....
Mega-Thanks to all who helped look for her!:D

[Tammy Sullivan]

Originally posted by earthcat
**re-appears in a cloud of red smoke**

We'll just return to Just Silly now; so sorry to disturb you all up here in Just Talk...

**sweetly** Greta?!? Oh, Gretaaaaa?!? May have have a word with you in JS???



um:rolleyes: no
*runs like the wind*





edited because I forgot to run