Bumper Stickers

[museluna]

I remember reading on b-net a great thread about bumper stickers.
I'm looking for the wording on one.
The last line was...
"...For you are crunch and taste good with catsup."
It was something about a dragon.

Thanks for your help.

Let's post a bunch of bumper stickers any way.

Dislikes: In God We Trust

Like: E Pluburus Unum (Out of many, one) - The true heart of America.

Muse.

[Radocs]

"Do not meddle with the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with catsup" perhaps?

[Witchy Cowgirl]

Doesn't somebody 'round here use that as their signature?

[Old Witch]

That's the one I know............

[Rubi Waters]

I actually saw one the other day that said

"witches don't fly off the handle"
:rotfl: I love it!!!

[SpikesPet5150]

The only ones I have on my car are...

"Rockstar"

"Closet Porno Freak" (My dad hates that one LOL)

I have my old parking permit pass sticker from an old job still.

I have a panda bear, don't know where I got it, just appeared on my car.

I have a pentagram.

I have a "BGOOCH" sticker, too. Thats a long story. We have a friend named Ben Gooch. And we think his name is cool as hell. So, we made stickers. We wanted it to be this huge thing, like sending them to people across the states, in different countries, whatever... just to have everyone saying, "What the hell is BGOOCH?" But we slacked off and now the only people that have those stickers are people who actually know Ben. It's a sad sad world.
~Bree

[Jeleia]

I think I used to have that in my sig way-back-when.

[Witchy Cowgirl]

My bumber sticker says,
"COWGIRLS RULE"
"always have, always will"

Hubby's says,
"OFFICAL Indian Car"

[earthcat]

I'm making a small sign for my home; it would also be a great bumpersticker:

Broom parking only
Violators will be Toads!



And I only wish I'd thought of it....

[WandererInGray]

*grins* I don't have any stickers on my car except for an American flag sticker.
But I went through a period where I plastered a computer desk with stickers.

Here's some of my favs:

Your village called, their idiot is missing.

Partnership for an Idiot Free America

It is better to be hated for who you are, than loved for who you are not.

It is better to have loved and lost....than to live with a physcho the rest of your life.

Christian Coalition...Another Inquisition?

The last time we mixed politics and religion....people got burned at the stake!

Scarcasm, just one of the many services I offer.

Not all who wander are lost.

Eve was framed!

....and more that I can't remember at the moment!

[Mithrea]

Mine says:

The Goddess Loves You.
Everyone else thinks you're a jerk.


:p

Then I also have one that says "MUGC" for Marshall University Graduate College.

[Arzhela]

One of my favorites:

I am not A b*tch, I am THE b*tch, and it's MISS b*tch to you!!!

There are some others, too.

[Semele]

My only bumper sticker says :

Born Ok the first time.

[Wyrdsister]

I just came across this site today: http://www.stickerjunkie.com/

I can't promote them as I've never used them, but if you want your very own bumper sticker or whatever, you can make them here! Mind you, they can get pretty pricey pretty fast.

Enjoy!

Wyrdsister

[museluna]

These are great bumper stickers, but I know there are more out there.
Come ON! :shift:

:( I know we can find more! :dis:

BUT Thanks for the one's I've seen already. They are great! I really needed the dragon! It's the perfect accessory to my desk at the office.

Muse

[flar7]

auntie em, hate you, hate kansas, taking the dog, Dorothy.

If you can read this then I lost the trailer I was pulling!

and one that was written upside down:"If you can read this, please turn me back over!"

[Saphra]

One of my fav's It's actually a shirt that bikers wear, but oh well....
"If you can read this, the B*tch fell off"

One's that I have:

"B*tch on Board" (Shaped like those signes that say "Child On Board")

A bunch with fairys on them and another of my personal fav's
"I may not be brilliant but I have great breasts"

[Nina]

I used to have a Garfield in the back of my car that wore a T-shirt saying "Don't follow me, I'm lost"...

My friend Jon has a T-shirt that says "Internut"...

I want the T-shirt that says "Neighbourhood Witch"...

And I used to have a T-shirt that said "Natural Blonde... please speak slowly" and one that had (written across the chest) "All this and brains too!"

[Ryhla]

I saw this several years ago on a back of a truck...

Share the pain...Slap a politician.

Then there's the one my mom had on her Ford Escort years ago...

My other car is a piece of $h** too...

[MzNeko]

Well, I’d better make this quick - my computer at home is broken :( and I’m surfing on the sly at work :p , so I haven’t been able to participate for the last two weeks... sigh...

I have a number of different bumper stickers I like:

Doing my part to piss off the religious right
Militant Agnostic - I don’t know and you don’t, either!
Relax! You’ll get there!
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?
Honk if you know where your towel is

And one I made myself a while BEFORE Sept. 11 (it’s amazing how many Americans hadn’t a clue about the situation in Afghanistan before then!)...
“Want a country ruled by religion? Move to Afghanistan!”

Needless to say, that one has kind of been retired now. At least until we see what the new regime is like...

The nice thing is that I can have all those bumper sticker without plastering the back end of my car - I have a plastic holder that sticks in the back window with suction cups, so I can change stickers at whim! I think the Northern Sun catalog sells them (as well as many subversive and fun bumper stickers) :)

[DragonDawn]

I see one around here all the time (that i could really use) that says;
"Honk if parts fall off"

Oh one day i also had two different people cut me off that had the same bumber sticker
"Got Jesus?"

[Emaleth]

Originally posted by Arzhela
One of my favorites:

I am not A b*tch, I am THE b*tch, and it's MISS b*tch to you!!!

There are some others, too.

That's great, when I was in England last Summer 90 per cent of girls wore T shirts with that:p

BB

[Arzhela]

There are T-shirts of that?? I must find one...

Two more that I remembered:


Who here's telekinetic? Raise my hand.

Keep honking while I reload...

[Witchy Cowgirl]

Originally posted by flar7
If you can read this then I lost the trailer I was pulling!


Love It!

[DragonDawn]

New one i saw on the way to class tonight.
"Always Remember your unique, just like everyone else"
"Boldly going nowhere"

The director of the community band i play with actualy has this on his office door in the Jr. Band room,
"I can only Please one person per day...Today is not your day and tomarrow doesn't look good either"

[NightSkye]

:T after reading all the funny bumper stickers here its making want to get a car

[Gwion]

Honk if You're Jesus

Can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em

Avenge 9/11

Elen Sila Lumen Omentielvo

These aren't the droids you're looking for...

[flar7]

"Resist assimilating me, I am futile."

[flar7]

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their soul to santa.





or




I just want Revenge, is that so wrong?

[earthcat]

My Dad had one that said:
Blow your mind. Smoke gunpowder.

And a friend has:
I miss my Ex.
But I'll get him next time.
(with a target and shotgun pictured)

[Mythrel]

I have one on my car that says:

We are not human beings having a spiritual experience, we are spiritual beings having a human experience.

One of my favs is:

Jesus, please save me from your followers!

also saw one once that had a silouhette of a witch flying a broom in front of the moon and it said "Wiccan Army, 13th Airborne"

another fav is one that says "Happy Naked Pagan Dance"

one a friend of mine had while I was in the air force said, "UFO's are real, the Air Force isn't"

can't think of anymore at the moment...

[Flaire-FireStar]

I keep seeing some when I'm driving to school, but by the time I get to a computer, I can't remember 'em. :rolleyes:


"Boldly going nowhere"

That pretty much sums me up. :D

[Sequoia]

I'd heard a different version of the dragon one, "Never anger a dragon, for you are crunchy and go well with brie" something like that ^^;

I have one that I'll put on my car eventually, "Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes."

blast! Back home, I have a huge file full of quotes and such. . . but I don't have it with me -_-; figures. It had a bunch of bumper sticker ones on it *chuckles*

[SpikesPet5150]

Originally posted by Puma Hime
I'd heard a different version of the dragon one, "Never anger a dragon, for you are crunchy and go well with brie" something like that ^^;


hahahaa why yes.... people *do* go well with me. ;)
~Bree