View Full Version : Hitler was just a nut.
Inward Visionary
November 19th, 2008, 11:56 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1945960.ece
AN extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one ball.
“His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: ‘Will I be able to have children?’.”
Raxeph
November 20th, 2008, 12:23 AM
Well I'll be... :eek:
ignescentphoenix
November 20th, 2008, 01:13 AM
"screamer"
:lol::lol::crazylaug
Laisrean
November 20th, 2008, 01:36 AM
So that explains it. :hahugh: Hitler was lacking in testosterone which normally counteracts the Estrogen that is naturally present in men. As a result, Hitler had women-like mood-swings and probably stuff similar to PMS. And that's why millions died...
Invidosa
November 20th, 2008, 04:43 PM
So that explains it. :hahugh: Hitler was lacking in testosterone which normally counteracts the Estrogen that is naturally present in men. As a result, Hitler had women-like mood-swings and probably stuff similar to PMS. And that's why millions died...
you know dearest, these are the kind of comments that casue us women to get out the knitting needles and do horrid horrid things with them, we are stable i tell you *screaming* STABLE!!
teishabee
November 20th, 2008, 04:50 PM
I love the comments on this one
... it's a good thing for the world he didn't have 2 ...
amanite
November 20th, 2008, 04:55 PM
i laughed when i read that, for once something in the sun that wasnt related to Brown, Page 3, football or Big Brother. Makes a change really
Annest
November 20th, 2008, 05:45 PM
*Starts whistling "Colonel Bogey March"*
:hahugh:
~Elise~
November 20th, 2008, 06:14 PM
So that explains it. :hahugh: Hitler was lacking in testosterone which normally counteracts the Estrogen that is naturally present in men. As a result, Hitler had women-like mood-swings and probably stuff similar to PMS. And that's why millions died...
and then men make jokes about it...knowing that this is a site with more women than men...and women witches at that...ones who know how to hex and cause general havoc.
Whatever were you thinking, Laisrean? :hairred:
Fluoxetine
November 20th, 2008, 07:06 PM
*Starts whistling "Colonel Bogey March"*
:hahugh:
So now we can date that old joke of the Russian with the name whoyanikabollokov.....
I'll get me coat
Nuadu
November 20th, 2008, 07:15 PM
I have a controversial thought.
Hitler only had one ball and was clearly demented if not evil BUT alot of what Hitler believed is deemed for the greater good now. Left wing if you will.
His government were the first people to link smoking to cancer and to ban it in public places in the interest of national health, his government encouraged a healthy diet and exercise, hitler himself was left wing he was a vegitarian artist that has implications. The romantacism of artists and the politics of vegitarianism...
If western culture is embracing things today pioneered by hitler can we really point at him as a figure of mockery and not be hippocrites?
ignescentphoenix
November 20th, 2008, 07:18 PM
You left out the mass genocide Nuadu.
Brightshores
November 20th, 2008, 10:31 PM
I'm not sure whether to :lol: or :wtf:...
Maybe part of his megalomania was based on this injury, and the resulting feelings of inferiority?
Fluoxetine
November 23rd, 2008, 04:19 AM
I have a controversial thought.
Hitler only had one ball and was clearly demented if not evil BUT alot of what Hitler believed is deemed for the greater good now. Left wing if you will.
His government were the first people to link smoking to cancer and to ban it in public places in the interest of national health, his government encouraged a healthy diet and exercise, hitler himself was left wing he was a vegitarian artist that has implications. The romantacism of artists and the politics of vegitarianism...
If western culture is embracing things today pioneered by hitler can we really point at him as a figure of mockery and not be hippocrites?
Apart from mass murder, genetic experiments, ideas of a Aryan race, extermination of all Jews, deciding to make a nuclear bomb and use it and his obsession with the occult, he was a nice guy.
And I have 3 heads and live in a hole in the ground.
Nox_Mortus
November 23rd, 2008, 04:29 AM
I have a controversial thought.
Hitler only had one ball and was clearly demented if not evil BUT alot of what Hitler believed is deemed for the greater good now. Left wing if you will.
His government were the first people to link smoking to cancer and to ban it in public places in the interest of national health, his government encouraged a healthy diet and exercise, hitler himself was left wing he was a vegitarian artist that has implications. The romantacism of artists and the politics of vegitarianism...
If western culture is embracing things today pioneered by hitler can we really point at him as a figure of mockery and not be hippocrites?
actually he was only a vegetarian because of doctors orders, and according to some sources he was addicted to amphetamines.
Laisrean
November 23rd, 2008, 04:41 AM
Apart from mass murder, genetic experiments, ideas of a Aryan race, extermination of all Jews, deciding to make a nuclear bomb and use it and his obsession with the occult, he was a nice guy.
And I have 3 heads and live in a hole in the ground.
The things in bold could also be said of FDR and Truman. Take those same things and add on "extermination of all Jews", "genetic experiments", and "obsession with the occult" and tack on paranoid schizophrenia and you've got Josef Stalin. So basically, the only thing that separates Stalin from Hitler is the ideas of an Aryan race and a bit of paranoia. In every other respect, they are identical.
Someone care to explain to me again how the Allies (or at least the Comintern) was so much morally better than the Axis?
Laisrean
November 23rd, 2008, 04:49 AM
I have a controversial thought.
Hitler only had one ball and was clearly demented if not evil BUT alot of what Hitler believed is deemed for the greater good now. Left wing if you will.
It is often overlooked that Nazism is an abbreviation for "National Socialism", and as we all know, Socialism is a left-wing ideology. So Hitler was very left-wing, at least when it came to economic issues. When it came to things like the economy, Hitler was actually almost identical to FDR. Just like FDR, Hitler believed in public works projects, social programs, welfare, etc. The real difference was Hitler went about it to make Germany strong and militarily powerful in preparation for the war.
Morred
November 23rd, 2008, 04:58 AM
It is often overlooked that Nazism is an abbreviation for "National Socialism", and as we all know, Socialism is a left-wing ideology. So Hitler was very left-wing, at least when it came to economic issues. When it came to things like the economy, Hitler was actually almost identical to FDR. Just like FDR, Hitler believed in public works projects, social programs, welfare, etc. The real difference was Hitler went about it to make Germany strong and militarily powerful in preparation for the war.
Hitler's left-wing ideology consisted mainly of the idea that the capitalistic jews were controlling international finance and the plan to fight them....that the world economy crisis struck just at the right moment made this a very useful political goal since he had a perfect scapegoat...
And don't overlook the ideology. Welfare and work projects for who? "The Arian Race". The rest? Deported. To say it drastically.
Laisrean
November 23rd, 2008, 05:29 AM
Hitler's left-wing ideology consisted mainly of the idea that the capitalistic jews were controlling international finance and the plan to fight them....that the world economy crisis struck just at the right moment made this a very useful political goal since he had a perfect scapegoat...
And don't overlook the ideology. Welfare and work projects for who? "The Arian Race". The rest? Deported. To say it drastically.
Well, yeah... it was Socialism that really only benefited "Aryans", but still Socialism nonetheless.
Brightshores
November 23rd, 2008, 08:12 AM
Well, yeah... it was Socialism that really only benefited "Aryans", but still Socialism nonetheless.
Naziism was Socialism in the same way that the modern Chinese state is Marxist.
That is - in name only.
Ever notice how all those countries that call themselves the "Democratic People's Republic of ..." are neither democracies nor republics, and have nothing to do with the people?
Stormbeard
November 23rd, 2008, 03:32 PM
Time to be controversial.
Hitler had some ****ing incredible ideas, and completely the wrong way of going about many of them.
watersprite
November 23rd, 2008, 03:57 PM
and then men make jokes about it...knowing that this is a site with more women than men...and women witches at that...ones who know how to hex and cause general havoc.
Whatever were you thinking, Laisrean? :hairred:
Well, he wasn't. Rarely does. But that's OK. Wait for Karma to find you.
Laisrean
November 23rd, 2008, 05:09 PM
Well, he wasn't. Rarely does. But that's OK. Wait for Karma to find you.
Hatred harms only the hater. By hating me, you're being just like Hitler... which was what ultimately destroyed him. I don't hate, but I do joke around. You shouldn't take it seriously. No one should.
Laisrean
November 23rd, 2008, 05:11 PM
Time to be controversial.
Hitler had some huging incredible ideas, and completely the wrong way of going about many of them.
Yeah, he supported gun control and a ban on private education, which still is in effect in Germany to this day. Plus there's that autobahn deal, and I heard he even helped design the Volkswagon beetle. He was definitely a dictator who loved to emphasize speed and mobility...
Glowy
November 23rd, 2008, 05:14 PM
from what i rmbr, hitler might also have contracted syphiliis
course i may b wrong
Yes, this is correct, as he grew older, there are thoughts of Parkinsens Disease as well.
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