Pasta Jar Penis Man Chased By Police

[aluokaloo]

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Pasta_jar_penis_man_chased_by_police&in_article_id=409231&in_page_id=2
:wtf:

OMGS! That is frickin hilarious!:alol::yayah::sfs:

Huh? weird! ok try it now

[Fairy Disturbed]

:( it no shows up

[Crystal Willowtree]

yeah I can't see anything either :(

[amanite]

i think youve got the address a bit wrong, it doesnt load. http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Pasta_jar_penis_man_chased_by_police&in_article_id=409231&in_page_id=2

that is funny tho.

[Crystal Willowtree]

i think youve got the address a bit wrong, it doesnt load. http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Pasta_jar_penis_man_chased_by_police&in_article_id=409231&in_page_id=2

that is funny tho.

:hehehehe::T

[Whitewolf]

:lol: That's funny. :rollingla

[ignescentphoenix]

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k117/zephyrdragon222/carey_gag_1.gif

[Zoritsa_Nepenthe]

:foh: Oh my!

[Vampiel]

Aw man, they promised me they wouldnt talk to the reporters about it!!

[Fairy Disturbed]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

that poor Jack Terrior!!

[Artiste-LiLi]

Oh my goodness that's hysterical!

[1111]

That poor dog. ;)

[Invidosa]

ok, ok i just want us all to consider this:


Police found a number of items in the car, including pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

what the hell can one do with this collection of items????

Invi does NOT want to know how these were intended to . . . aid this gentleman in his . . . ah. . . persuits. :blech:

and. . . a JACK RUSSEL TERRIER!! :bolt:

[1111]

And it proves men will **** anything. :uhhuhuh:

[Invidosa]

And it proves men will hug anything. :uhhuhuh:

:rotfl::rollingla doesen't look good for us ladies does it? I mean, we might be in trouble here. a pasta jar is much less demanding i'm sure, and probly does not have much need for conversation after the fact :weirdsmil

[1111]

:rotfl::rollingla doesen't look good for us ladies does it? I mean, we might be in trouble here. a pasta jar is much less demanding i'm sure, and probly does not have much need for conversation after the fact :weirdsmil

If he wants to pick a pasta jar over me, I'm thinking I am the lucky one. :hahugh:

[Vampiel]

Anyone care to guess what "home made sex aid" refers to?

:yikes:

[Stormbeard]

I love pasta.

I have never loved pasta.

[Invidosa]

If he wants to pick a pasta jar over me, I'm thinking I am the lucky one. :hahugh:

QFT!!! besides, i am much cuter then any pasta jar!! (i hope!!) and us ladies are for sure more cuddly

*ATTENTION GENTLEMEN!!

IF YOU PREFER THIS: http://mysticwicks.com/picture.php?albumid=711&pictureid=7178 TO THIS: http://mysticwicks.com/picture.php?albumid=711&pictureid=7179 THERE IS A PROBLEM!!!

unless the man in question has some sort of weird jar fetish!

[Invidosa]

Anyone care to guess what "home made sex aid" refers to?

:yikes:

no. . . actually no. . i really really don't :shaker:

[Stormbeard]

http://mysticwicks.com/picture.php?albumid=711&pictureid=7178

:heybaby:

[Vampiel]

no. . . actually no. . i really really don't :shaker:

:hmmmmm: maybe its some sort of combination of the pantyhose and the pasta jar?

[Stormbeard]

Surely if you soaked all the pasta in the jar in warm water...

[Invidosa]

:hmmmmm: maybe its some sort of combination of the pantyhose and the pasta jar?

what about the. . . uh. . . terrier? :2G:

[Caitlin.ann]

what about the. . . uh. . . terrier? :2G:

Ugh I don't even want to think about that one...

[aluokaloo]

If he wants to pick a pasta jar over me, I'm thinking I am the lucky one. :hahugh:

:rotfl:

[triplemoonmother]

thats just wrong!!!!!!

[aluokaloo]

what about the. . . uh. . . terrier? :2G:

ewwwwww!!!!

[Glowy]

Some sauce for his noodle?:kooky:

[Invidosa]

Some sauce for his noodle?:kooky:

:crylaugh: *rimshot*

ok, we reaaaaaly need a rimshot smiley!!

[triplemoonmother]

i wonder what kind of sauce it was???????

i think it was chunky garden style
my boyfriend thinks it was alfrado.............

[Invidosa]

i wonder what kind of sauce it was???????

i think it was chunky garden style
my boyfriend thinks it was alfrado.............

:rollingla

:imout: oy, i think this is starting to hurt my brain!! the ewwww factor on alfrado is just too much :blech: ewwwwie ewie eww!

[Glowy]

:rollingla

:imout: oy, i think this is starting to hurt my brain!! the ewwww factor on alfrado is just too much :blech: ewwwwie ewie eww!


We are sick, sick women LOL

[Vampiel]

:2G: kinda gives a new meaning to JARHEAD

[Invidosa]

We are sick, sick women LOL

perhaps, but we are both charming and adorable, and i will maintain to my dying day that due to said charm and adorability we can get away with the sickness!!

and in some rare cases, even have it encouraged :deviltail

[Philosophia]

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Pasta_jar_penis_man_chased_by_police&in_article_id=409231&in_page_id=2
:wtf:

OMGS! That is frickin hilarious!:alol::yayah::sfs:

Huh? weird! ok try it now

:lol: I wonder what he'll be using for desert.

[ignescentphoenix]

:lol: I wonder what he'll be using for desert.


Im going to say moose.:hairred:

[Invidosa]

Im going to say moose.:hairred:

I'll go with african parrot (my apologies to the parrot lovers in the group)

[ignescentphoenix]

I'll go with african parrot (my apologies to the parrot lovers in the group)


lol:lol:

[aluokaloo]

We are sick, sick women LOL

damn straight you are and you should be proud of it!

[aluokaloo]

:crylaugh: *rimshot*

ok, we reaaaaaly need a rimshot smiley!!

rimshot as in well...you know....

or rimshot as in Ernest's dog?

[Vampiel]

rimshot as in well...you know....

or rimshot as in Ernest's dog?

:2G: I was thinking basketball.

[~*Trinity Aura*~]

Ok then.....thats just bizarre. I thought people in the state of Pennsylvania were capable of pulling off stupid crap like that..... oh how wrong I am!:foopsies:

[Invidosa]

rimshot as in well...you know....

or rimshot as in Ernest's dog?

ewwwwwwwwie!!


:2G: I was thinking basketball.

no silly people!! :goodgrief i meant "rimshot" as in:

:jamsessio
(you know "ba-dump-dump-crash?)

[Vampiel]

(you know "ba-dump-dump-crash?)
ahh

[tellmethetruth]

I wonder what he had planned for the Jack Russell Terrier?

[yarrow_elfglow]

:alol:

[Invidosa]

I wonder what he had planned for the Jack Russell Terrier?

yeeeahhhhhh, i don't know that i ever want to know the answer to that question _inabox_

[1111]

yeeeahhhhhh, i don't know that i ever want to know the answer to that question _inabox_

Nope. I was not real happy hearing the rest of it, let alone what was planned. Although he does get credit for multi tasking. ;)

[banondraig]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

that poor Jack Terrior!!

I know, right? What was he planning to do with/to it?

The caption in the article is priceless, though.


Pasta. Jar and penis not pictured