Burglar wakes men with spice rub then attacks with sausage :D

[TerminallyUnique]

:thumbsup:

funniest thing I've read in a while,
it may be old news to some folks but I only noticed it today on the Belfast Telegraph web-site.

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/world-news/burglar-wakes-men-with-spice-rub-then-attacks-with-sausage-13966492.html

[banondraig]

:lol: Is that guy a Jeffrey Dahmer wannabe or what?

[orangeconey]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/blackhawk777/Quagmire.png

[Flux]

That's huging hilarious!

I especially like this sentence:

...they woke on Saturday morning to find the stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage

Now that's coordination!

[Deb13b]

rotflmfao !!

[Cunae]

What would Freud say????

[Vampiel]

Sounds like he just wanted attention and to make the news or plain crazy.... or both.

Very funny though

[Bettie]

**** this, I'm moving to Belfast. I've never been attacked by an eight-inch sausage.

[Wolf O Volos]

hug this, I'm moving to Belfast. I've never been attacked by an eight-inch sausage.

Not just a sausage... A Spicey Sausage... Or something...

:lol:


As for the article... :rotfl:
Some people really should not be allowed out into society, although, honestly, the guy didnt actually do something TERRIBLY bad. I mean, he COULD have been trying to make one of the victims INTO sausage... ya know?

[Tabby]

Wow, makes you wonder what he would have done if the victims hadn't woken up! :lol:

[Wolf O Volos]

Well, obviously, he was salting the one victim, and was about to take a bite, and using the sausage to tenderize the other...

:twitch:



:lol:

[aluokaloo]

:lol: my perverted mind went haywire there for a minute! wtf? this is funny shit!

[aluokaloo]

hug this, I'm moving to Belfast. I've never been attacked by an eight-inch sausage.


what a pity!XD

hell the whole attack sounds dirty!

[Shawn Blackwolf]

As he flails that meat , he must remember...

"The heat of the meat , is inversely proportional ,
to the angle of the dangle"...this is what was said ,
when I saw the sage...

[Tabby]

"That is correct. The dog ate the weapon. I can tell you, this was one weird case."


I wonder if they will have a case.. since the evidence went missing :lol:



AND..


You know, they never said WHERE the burglar was rubbing the spices :eyebrow:

[orangeconey]

You know, they never said WHERE the burglar was rubbing the spices :eyebrow:
I know! I want details!!