Stephen Colbert and Wicca

[childofbast]

So, while doing a google search for D&D related things, I stumbled across Stephen Colbert's own version of Wikipedia. I decided to search various things and found he had an entry for Wicca. It's both terribly offensive and terribly funny - as are most things Stephen Colbert does. I had to share it.

http://www.wikiality.com/Wicca

Unfortunately, or fortunately, there wasn't an entry on Druids or Asatru. General Paganism has one: http://www.wikiality.com/Pagan

~Mel

[RaheemsMusing]

Oh my god, that is epic. :lol: Oh, Stephen Colbert...Sometimes, I don't know what to do with him. :smile:

[WynterWynd]

I think he's hysterical, but then again, I have a twisted scense of humor:lol:

....and how dare he tell that we ....:mmm:eat repulican babies

tastes of chicken:hehehehe:

[Cat]

:fpraise: COLBERT RULES

[Annest]

:giggle:

[sidhe]

I'm changing my beliefs to more closely reflect the Truthiness. :D

...mainly because a pet bear would be awesome. ;)

[Philosophia]

Stephen Colbert is hilarious. He says it *thumps chest* from the heart.

Baby feasting rituals? Crap, who told? :2G:

[Sage Rainsong]

OMG I'm in love with him even more now.

[blithespirit]

That's my boy! :D

[Garnet Heart]

I had no idea Hillary Clinton was one of us...and Martha Stewart. And Barry Manilow. I'm so proud!

[TheWomanMonster]

He's crazy, that made me laugh.

*bookmarks it to read more later*

[David19]

That was very funny, I especially loved this:


overweight teenage lesbians form a circle and say funny words while lighting incense, with a Marilyn Manson or Diary of Dreams CD playing in the background.

I also didn't know Matt Damon was a Wiccan!. Having a pet bear and eating Republican babies sounds like so much fun, I might still be Wiccan, if I knew that before!.

[Ivy Artemisia]

Hahaha, I clicked on "Silver Ravenwolf" (from "Fluffy Bunnies") and it took me to a page for Satan. I almost peed a little.

[evergreen]

Baby feasting rituals? Crap, who told? :2G:

I was wondering the same thing. Let us all meet at the next Democratic National Convention, dance naked and curse him with our babyeating magick skills.

[Sequoia]

zomg, so much win. XD

[Meadhbh]

Stephen Colbert is hilarious. He says it *thumps chest* from the heart.

Baby feasting rituals? Crap, who told? :2G:

Alright I Confess. It was me.

[AlorelithRose]

it was too funny to even be offended. I love the colbert report, especially The Word and his Threatdown, where bears always top his list. I always new those furry monsters were out to get us!

[childofbast]

:D I'm glad everyone's getting a kick out of it.

Peace,
Melanie

[~Audra~]

women's armpits are meant to be hairy... Imbolc (Groundhog Day)... Men love to talk after sex.

lol...

oh, and MATT DAMON is one of us! cool...

i always thought fairuza balk was hot...:kooky:

some of the stuff if correct, though...love him...he's hilarious

[~Audra~]

it was too funny to even be offended. I love the colbert report, especially The Word and his Threatdown, where bears always top his list. I always new those furry monsters were out to get us!

did you see his holiday special where he kept ending up under the mistletoe "well, this is awkward..."

or the part when him and jon stewart (is that his name) are saying goodbye...lol!

[Rudas Starblaze]

ROTFLMFAO!!! that was great!! :lol:

[Louisvillian]

LAWL.
Wikiality is almost as funny as Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's not quite as intentionally offensive and cruel, though.

P.S.) Love how the "Silver Ravenwolf" link leads to their "Satan" article. Epic lulz.

[Ghastly]

I laughed so hard I think I just peed my pants.

I love Stephen Colbert.

And ChthonicRose, I'm with you. I've always thought Fairuza was beautiful. It doesn't take away from the funny of the article, but, still. Shame Stephen! Shame!

[Fireyone]

This is pretty good, and it led me to the scientology entry... even funnier.

I love this wikiality site! Thanks for showing this here.

[Cunae]

Baby eating??? Cloaky, you didn't tell me about this yet! Ok, now that I know... I need recipes.

[MammaStar]

All right, I want my pet bear. No one told me I get one and now I wants it! LOL

[Nox_Mortus]

http://www.wikiality.com/Fluffy_Bunnies (http://www.wikiality.com/Fluffy_Bunnies)
:lol:

[iceskater12]

:thumbsup: Cool find, it's hilarious :toofless:

[RivaWitch]

Here is part of an article about his early theater days and his PAGAN teacher!

When Colbert was a student in Chicago, he studied improvisation with the legendary Del Close. Close was a personality so unpredictable that he has been called “the Ted Kaczynski of modern comedy”; before he died, in 1999, he bequeathed his skull to the Goodman Theatre, in Chicago. His hope was that he could play Yorick into eternity. As the artistic director of the ImprovOlympic, he had a legacy at least as memorable. “One of the great things about Del was that he was a pagan,” Colbert said. “When he was teaching, he would take out this pentagram necklace that he wore and flash it at you,” he continued. “I’ve been to my share of new-moon celebrations.”

[watersprite]

I think he's hysterical, but then again, I have a twisted scense of humor:lol:

....and how dare he tell that we ....:mmm:eat repulican babies

tastes of chicken:hehehehe:
Not if you add a bay leaf and salt, pepper and onions and simmer them in the crock pot. Ummmmmm. delicious!

[Cunae]

I've heard democrat babies are gamey tasting and best made into jerky.

Speaking of babies, Colbert is hot and I would have his... but I would guard them from the pagans.

[Flux]

He's like a bad 80s sitcom. I got bored after five episodes.

[mephistopheles]

:lol: