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Philosophia
January 12th, 2009, 06:00 AM
Topless Coffee Shop Gets Approval

VASSALBORO, Maine -- Planning officials in Vassalboro, Maine, approved a proposal for a topless coffee shop.

The planning board reviewed the application and deemed it meets all of the ordinances regarding traffic, parking and lighting. The panel voted 5-0 late Tuesday to approve the project, Portland, Maine television station WMTW reported.

From here (http://www.kirotv.com/news/18437590/detail.html).

:thumbsup:

Sorry folks, no pictures of any waitresses or waiters but there is a video with the planning council and owner on it.

Shawn Blackwolf
January 12th, 2009, 06:13 AM
They shall need to have a three cup minimum , no refills ,
to deal with hanger outers...( oops...freudian slip , there )...:bigredgri

Fluoxetine
January 12th, 2009, 06:14 AM
I guess in Maine it rains a lot so it could be a total wash out with no roof on.

Shawn Blackwolf
January 12th, 2009, 06:17 AM
At least that would keep it clean...:uhhuhuh:

Phoenix Blue
January 12th, 2009, 07:25 AM
What size cups are we talking about, here? Because they're bound to have some pretty big mugs once that place is open for business. :D

Cunae
January 12th, 2009, 07:41 AM
Now see, that could be a marketing ploy... serving size B cups, C cups, D cups and DD cups (the big gulps)... ok, that's too easy... and too sick.

Sorry, I think it's really bad taste (NO PUN intended) and I predict it won't last long. Men want booze with their boobs, not java.

Lessarey
January 12th, 2009, 07:52 AM
all i can say is...nice.

Phoenix Blue
January 12th, 2009, 07:56 AM
Sorry, I think it's really bad taste (NO PUN intended) and I predict it won't last long. Men want booze with their boobs, not java.
Feh, speak for yourself. I like boobs with chocolate sauce or whipped cream.

Infinite Grey
January 12th, 2009, 08:04 AM
Now see, that could be a marketing ploy... serving size B cups, C cups, D cups and DD cups (the big gulps)... ok, that's too easy... and too sick.

Sorry, I think it's really bad taste (NO PUN intended) and I predict it won't last long. Men want booze with their boobs, not java.

It's in wonderful taste... boobs are always welcome.

Cunae
January 12th, 2009, 08:25 AM
Feh, speak for yourself. I like boobs with chocolate sauce or whipped cream.

Hmmmm, I wasn't thinking about possibilities other than fine scotch vs coffee... would a frothy latte count?

Phoenix Blue
January 12th, 2009, 08:34 AM
The froth part might. The latte itself might scald the skin, though. :D

Cunae
January 12th, 2009, 09:55 AM
The froth part might. The latte itself might scald the skin, though. :D

Oops. Whatever the cold version of that is, then! Obviously, I am not a foo-foo coffee drinker nor a big fan of boobie bars. [no size quips, ok??]

TygerTyger
January 12th, 2009, 10:02 AM
You've seen one you've seen them all!

Except for that pair over there...see you!

:fpeek:

Meadhbh
January 12th, 2009, 10:50 AM
Does any one else see the pain caused by toplessness vs hot fluids.

spiral
January 12th, 2009, 10:55 AM
Personally, I'd like to know when someone will open a cafe with topless male waitors :hahugh:


Does any one else see the pain caused by toplessness vs hot fluids.

Ouch!

TuathaSidhe
January 12th, 2009, 11:13 AM
Actually this isnt the first one of these. I remember watching Tyra and she had a women on there who ran a topless coffee shop and its been doing great for awhile now and they dont really have the problems one would think about. I cant remember excatly where it is though.

Bettie
January 12th, 2009, 11:13 AM
Eh, this isn't a new concept, surely? I remember there used to be a topless hair salon near my home at one time. It was very popular with the local army guys... :lol:

Phoenix Blue
January 12th, 2009, 12:44 PM
I once visited a topless car wash in North Carolina. It was somewhere along Interstate 85. *Grins*

Cunae
January 12th, 2009, 04:53 PM
Since it's that time of year, how about topless tax consults?

Shawn Blackwolf
January 12th, 2009, 05:07 PM
Yes...now , if we use letters to say that...

as ICU...then rotate one letter , and rearrange the order...

As follows : UIU...The I , is now between the see , and the you...



You've seen one you've seen them all!

Except for that pair over there...see you!

:fpeek:

Nicholas
January 12th, 2009, 05:55 PM
They finally put my 2 favorite things together... this is a day to rejoice..

*sniffle* brings a tear to my eye...

BearDancing
January 12th, 2009, 09:27 PM
They finally put my 2 favorite things together... this is a day to rejoice..

*sniffle* brings a tear to my eye...


let me wipe that tear for you.....:bolt::crazyman:LMAO

Glowy
January 12th, 2009, 09:37 PM
Hmm, I saw used to bring in dancers...but nothing about no shirts/bras... Hee hee.. I would feel so sorry for the men if it is just an green coffee shop and they do not have tops( lids):bigredgri

Dr. K
January 13th, 2009, 12:19 AM
I grew up in Maine in a town not far from this one, and I hate to tell you folks but this will probably not last long. Sex shops always go bust (sorry I couldn't help it) in that state and you can't rent porn anywhere. My sister use to always complain about it. In general Maine is a conservative place. I visit family up there and it really hasn't changed. So good idea I guess but horrible place to put it.

And no it dosn't rain a lot in Maine, it snows a lot so good luck with the temp girls!

Phoenix Blue
January 13th, 2009, 12:27 AM
Sex shops always go bust (sorry I couldn't help it) in that state and you can't rent porn anywhere.
Is it just because it's too cold to get naked most of the year? ;)

aluokaloo
January 13th, 2009, 12:34 AM
cool beans!