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January 19th, 2009, 05:49 AM
Well, you may as well make a day of it...:thumbsup:

Drink Every Time Someone Says:

“Change” (as a noun)
“Most anticipated inauguration in history”
The name of a celebrity who thinks their opinion matters.

Drink Every Time:

Joe Biden’s hairplugs are awkwardly noticeable.
You see Oprah crying.
W glances at his watch.
You see a mediocre looking chick with political aspirations in the crowd.
Chris Matthews appears to get a boner.
You see Obama’s face on a t-shirt.
A white guy pretends to know the words to a Black Eyed Peas song.
Keith Olbermann comes off as a smug, pretentious asshole.
Someone in the crowd passes out.
You see a bearded hippie.
Jesse Jackson takes credit for Obama’s campaign.
A Fox News correspondent speaks in hushed tones with an air of faux patriotism.

January 19th, 2009, 12:24 PM
Guess everyone who's taking off work for the inauguration needs something to do! :nyah:

January 19th, 2009, 03:38 PM
Moldy hoses, you're going to be shit-faced in the first 15 minutes of the broadcast!! (and watching it over the next day... after you've got your head out of the toilet)

January 19th, 2009, 03:45 PM
:rollinglaNow if only I could drink.