Brisbane man loses Penis in Meat-Grinder accident

[Laisrean]

Link (http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/articles/2009/02/18/1234632881186.html)


A man whose penis met an ill fate with a grinder in Brisbane's north this afternoon has been rushed to hospital.

It is understood the 23-year-old was working in Northgate when he was injured just after 2pm.

A Department of Emergency Services spokeswoman could not identify the type of grinder that had injured the man or detail how he came in contact with the device.

YEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWW! :hairraise

[~Audra~]

oh, boy...do i have a banable joke for this...

[Cloaked Raven]

:foh:

It doesn't say how he got it in there.... But whatever the cause, OMGs... :yikes: :bug:

[halfwaynowhere]

umm...

[Nicholas]

:hairraise:jawdrop::hairraise:jawdrop::collapse::shaker:

[WitchJezebel]

:holycow::hairraise:jawdrop:

[HedgewitchInTraining]

Yeah.....I'm just wondering.............how.....and why.... as if meat grinders were pleasant things to keep a penis near.....what was he thinking!?!

[Clash of Vision]

What did he think he'd accomplish sticking it in a meat grinder?

I wonder.


Yeah.....I'm just wondering.............how.....and why.... as if meat grinders were pleasant things to keep a penis near.....what was he thinking!?!

Agreed, lol.

[Stormbeard]

Poor bugger, just doing a bit of naked grinding. It's a basic human right.

Poor chap. Horrible accident.

[memnoch]

oh, boy...do i have a banable joke for this...

If its the one I'm thinking I doubt it is banable...in fact I will put myself on the line to post it.

A guy comes home from work and tells his wife he got fired for sticking his willy in the pickle slicer. She freaks out and asks if everything is alright. He tells her he is okay, other than the humiliation involved. So she asks him what happened to the pickle slicer. He hangs his head and says "she got fired too"

[mephistopheles]

I'm sorry, but :rollingla

[ignescentphoenix]

That is messed up. I bet it was his fault. In the presence of a meat grinder, keep all meat you don't want grinded in your pants.

[Xander67]

*Warning, Use extreme caution when operating this machine. Improper use may result in loss of Penis*

[Lunar Raven]

Penis + meat grinder = not a good match ;(

[Dumunzi]

How the hell did he manage that?!

Good Gods. That's the sort of thing people that makes you cringe if your a man!! <_<

[Bartmanhomer]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :holycow::holycow::holycow::holycow::holycow::holycow:


It's looks like he's ain't to get laid and have any kids, I can tell you that!

[WokeUpDead]

He's grinding the wrong meat.

[Lunar Raven]

LOL..

It shouldn't be funny..but..it is.

[Laisrean]

Poor bugger, just doing a bit of naked grinding. It's a basic human right.

Poor chap. Horrible accident.

My guess is he was going a bit of "naked meat-grinding" with a machine that was turned off, and then suddenly the machine accidently was turned on somehow (maybe he bumped against the switch accidently as he was thrusting his hips), and then what had been pleasant suddenly became excruciatingly painful in an instant...

The lesson here is meat grinding machines should not only be turned off but also unplugged when you do this sort of thing, and it probably also helps to wear protection.

[Meadhbh]

Thats well painfull. Or thats what one would think.

[halfwaynowhere]

I would like to think that it was a freak accident, maybe he had a loose thread or something hanging from his pants, that got caught in the machine, and pulled his entire crotch into it?

Because anything otherwise would just be moronic.

[Invidosa]

you know, i dont' even have this equipment and this STILL hurts me :foh:

[Bartmanhomer]

He's grinding the wrong meat.

Correction, the wrong type of weenie or sausage! Oh my god this guy lost his mojo!

[Glowy]

Hmmm. wonder what became of the batch of meat he was working on... just sayin. Might not want to purchase any ground meat from them for a while.

[Bartmanhomer]

Hmmm. wonder what became of the batch of meat he was working on... just sayin. Might not want to purchase any ground meat from them for a while.

Thank god, I'm not a fan of hot dogs.

[Bartmanhomer]

Wait, wait. that incident kind of remind of the Man Show. In the episode of guy who transforms into a woman. And he said "wait a minute, MY PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Clair de la Lune]

That had to hurt...and hurt getting it OUT of there too (if there was anything left)!!!

OMG!!!!!!

Wow...............

Wonder if it was electric or manual. HAD to be electric. Holy crap. Poor guy...

Industrial or at home?

[Bartmanhomer]

That had to hurt...and hurt getting it OUT of there too (if there was anything left)!!!

OMG!!!!!!

Wow...............

Wonder if it was electric or manual. HAD to be electric. Holy crap. Poor guy...

Industrial or at home?

I'm sure glad that I'm not him. Have they found out what cause this anyway?

[Lunar Raven]

"if there was anything left.."

*shudders* :yikes:

[Bartmanhomer]

I guess "safety first" doesn't mean anything anymore.

[Bartmanhomer]

I know this isn't funny. But seriously this should definately be in the just silly section!

[ignescentphoenix]

I still don't get the story.

Of all the places to put your penis, why would you put it in a meat-grinder?! Jeez, try your hand next time...err...nevermind. Well, he is definitely going to be an honorable mention at the Darwin awards.