Whats the funniest thing that ever happend to you?

[*~SilenT~*]

I thought it would be cool to ask everyone what the funniest thing was that ever happend to them. OK, to meany things have happend to me to count so ill pick one, this one time in the 9th grade there was this girl i really liked and i was going to ask her out, i was felling good about it, but that day in PE we had to run around the track, but to get to the track we had to walk down a rocky path, i wanted to come in 1rst (like always) so i started running down the rocky path when all-of-a-sudin my shoe came off and i trip and landed with a face full of rock, my hand was bleeding really bad and to make things worse my friend took my shoe and ran off with it so here i am running with one shoe, bleeding, and guess who saw the whole thing, the girl i was going to ask out, here comes the funny part (yeah right) after we get back in and i clean up the blood i asked the girl if she would go out with me and she said no infront of every body...and that my story (i guess it was more funny for them, then it was for me)

[Haedis]

I dont know if this is the funniest but its one of them...

Well it didnt happen TO me but it was something that I took part in. I was hanging out at my (then) boyfriend's house and he was really drunk and ended up passing out. (He doesnt live with his parents anymore and isnt on the greatest terms with his mother)
Everyone else who was there that night decided to put makeup on him and barrettes in his hair. Well someone got a little carried away with the nailpolish and ended up making a purple sparkly swastika on his forehead as well as a bunch of other really inappropriate things on his arms and hands. It wouldnt have been nearly so amusing but his mother came over the next morning and he groggily got up to answer the door (totally unaware of his "decorations"). His mother gasped when he opened the door and muttered "so it IS true" and walked out.
I think he forgave us eventually. Though he's convinced his mother still thinks he's a nazi crossdresser by night.

[Flaire-FireStar]

Well....besides the hilarious looks I get from chicks in the halls at school....... I was wearing my PVC (read: rubber) skirt last Monday, and was walking to my art class. Outside of that class is usually a crowd of 15 or so guys, who just hang around there. As usual they were there, and I walked up, one of the guys' mouth dropped open, he looked down.....up...down...and turned back to his friends.

:T Obvious much?

*hums* that's the funniest thing I can think of for right now....

[SpikesPet5150]

I have 2. I couldn't pick just one. I'll shorten them.

Ok. First off... The Bulldozer Incident. My brother, Chad and my best friend, Krissa, and me were all driving around in Chads old little Subaru car. I don't really know how.. but we got high centered and couldn't get out. We decided to hike it WAY back to the road (we were just offroading at that time, stupid us). We're walking, and all of a sudden, we all look over... and there, in the moonight, is a big, beautiful, bulldozer. So we all giggle like mad children, well.. Chad didn't giggle.. he's not a giggler.... anyways.. and we rush over and spend the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to run the bulldozer. We finally do it... and we drive it and run the bulldozer into the car, to get it off the massive rock. Instead of doing it lightly, we ran the bucket into the center of the car, creating a V that sliced through the engine. To say the least, the Subaru died a violent, cruel death that night. But it was fun for us. :) I still have the liscene plate. LOL There were other funny parts of the night, like when Krissa fell in the hole, and Chad got his lights to start working again with a gum wrapper (yeah, he's like MacGyver) and the fact that the car actually got us home, dropping parts and spilling many fluids along the highway..... but that can be saved for a later occasion.

And the second... funniest/most embarassing.. whatever. I laugh about it now. I was in high school.. a freshman. And I was wearing a dress. I was running up the stairs, and I tripped and my skirt (a long broomstick skirt) went flying over my head. So there I was, lying in the middle of the stairs, with my underwear showing for the entire school. I haven't worn a dress to a place with stairs since.

The End.
~Bree

[Gwion]

I would have to say that the funniest thing that ever happened to me was buying all that Enron stock...

[WtchyChick13]

Originally posted by Gwion
I would have to say that the funniest thing that ever happened to me was buying all that Enron stock...


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Well, this isn't the funniest--just the most recent:

I went-a-voting today. I go into the little booth, close the curtain, push my little buttons, open up the curtain and yelled out, "TRA-LA!"

The lady handing out the little "I voted today" stickers was only about a foot away and started laughing. (I didn't think anyone had heard me.) When she looked at me she just said, "well, you are certainly the HAPPIEST voter we've had today!" :D

(I still don't know WHY I did this, it just seemed like the thing to say for walking through a curtain. Brought me back to my theater days I guess! :lol: )

[Flaire-FireStar]

:rotfl: I'll have to try that, Wtchy!







I've got Nortel stocks..... :(

[WtchyChick13]

:D I have no stocks! :D


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Flaire, I think next election I'll come out and say, "Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience!" :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Djiril]

I once got on a bus at the beginning of the route. When all the passengers had boarded the bus driver said, "Does anyone know the route? I'm new."
:woah:

[WtchyChick13]

:T