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memnoch
May 5th, 2009, 06:54 AM
people really need to watch their wording


GIRL BEATS OFF MUGGERS WITH MARCHING BAND BATON

http://boortz.com/nealz_nuze/2009/05/unfortunate-headline.html
WitchOfEndor
May 5th, 2009, 08:33 AM
ROFL I'm just greatful that my mind is not the only one that tends to wander off to the gutter. LOL
Raven Reed
May 5th, 2009, 09:26 PM
Nope, my mind tends to lurk there, harassing other minds passing through.


ROFL I'm just greatful that my mind is not the only one that tends to wander off to the gutter. LOL
Caitlin.ann
May 5th, 2009, 09:35 PM
My mind is there too but how does one "beat off" a guy with a baton? Wouldn't anything used to "beat off" a male be circular? Or is this a MWAD question?
memnoch
May 5th, 2009, 10:50 PM
My mind is there too but how does one "beat off" a guy with a baton? Wouldn't anything used to "beat off" a male be circular? Or is this a MWAD question?

that was my first thought, and then I got creative
Whitewolf
May 5th, 2009, 10:53 PM
My mind is there too but how does one "beat off" a guy with a baton? Wouldn't anything used to "beat off" a male be circular? Or is this a MWAD question?*dies laughing* :lol:
Nicholas
May 5th, 2009, 11:01 PM
My mind is there too but how does one "beat off" a guy with a baton? Wouldn't anything used to "beat off" a male be circular? Or is this a MWAD question?

She continues to make me proud... I think..
Caitlin.ann
May 5th, 2009, 11:02 PM
She continues to make me proud... I think..

*giggle snort* Someone explain to me how one can "beat off" a male with a stick and not a circular object! Now damnit! I think a phone call with Nick is in order.
Childof_theMorrigan
May 5th, 2009, 11:02 PM
hahahahahaha
Caitlin.ann
May 5th, 2009, 11:08 PM
Okay so I'm too literal and I hurt brains. I'll go elsewhere then haha.
Nicholas
May 5th, 2009, 11:08 PM
*giggle snort* Someone explain to me how one can "beat off" a male with a stick and not a circular object! Now damnit! I think a phone call with Nick is in order.

You fail.

You also make my brain hurt...
WokeUpDead
May 5th, 2009, 11:47 PM
I guess they must be really sensitive.
Meadhbh
May 6th, 2009, 09:41 AM
Well, that just sounds.... painfull. For him anyway.
Avalanche
May 7th, 2009, 03:41 AM
*giggle snort* Someone explain to me how one can "beat off" a male with a stick and not a circular object! Now damnit! I think a phone call with Nick is in order.

I'm pretty sure the guys on my hockey team had this discussion once. Unfortunately, whatever was said in that conversation is lost in the rest of the pile of garbage known as locker room talk.