Selenia
May 17th, 2001, 10:02 PM
1) Light a candle on your roomie's, friend's, or relative's forehead
while they are sleeping. See how long it takes for them to wake up.
This will tell you how long you will live.
2) Tell your future by interpreting the patterns in popcorn, beer cans
and cigarette butts left on the floor after your last party. It is much
like reading tea leaves.
3) Choose an outfit for the day using a divining rod.
4) Determine what your friends have done during the day by smelling
their odor eaters.
5) Go outside skyclad, come in and interpret the patterns in your goose
bumps. It is much like reading tea leaves.
6) Tape music videos, play them backwards on your VCR and try to find
subliminal images and rock stars that take on Satanic appearances.
7) Interpret forms in your sculptured carpet. It is much like reading
tea leaves.
8) At breakfast, eat all but a few bits of cereal, then stir it
vigorously and interpret the resulting designs. (I actually did this
one!) It is much like reading tea leaves.
9) Develop a 'tarot' style deck using subscription card inserts from
magazines.
10) Lay on the floor under a table in a restaurant and interpret the
designs and patterns in the gum wads.
It is much like reading tea leaves!
while they are sleeping. See how long it takes for them to wake up.
This will tell you how long you will live.
2) Tell your future by interpreting the patterns in popcorn, beer cans
and cigarette butts left on the floor after your last party. It is much
like reading tea leaves.
3) Choose an outfit for the day using a divining rod.
4) Determine what your friends have done during the day by smelling
their odor eaters.
5) Go outside skyclad, come in and interpret the patterns in your goose
bumps. It is much like reading tea leaves.
6) Tape music videos, play them backwards on your VCR and try to find
subliminal images and rock stars that take on Satanic appearances.
7) Interpret forms in your sculptured carpet. It is much like reading
tea leaves.
8) At breakfast, eat all but a few bits of cereal, then stir it
vigorously and interpret the resulting designs. (I actually did this
one!) It is much like reading tea leaves.
9) Develop a 'tarot' style deck using subscription card inserts from
magazines.
10) Lay on the floor under a table in a restaurant and interpret the
designs and patterns in the gum wads.
It is much like reading tea leaves!