Willow_Raindancer
November 25th, 2002, 07:48 PM
I loved this so much I HAD to share it!
;)
Great Quotes by Great Ladies!
> >
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > Inside every older person is a younger
> > person -- wondering what the hell happened.
> >
> > -Cora Harvey Armstrong-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > The hardest years in life are
> > those between ten and seventy.
> >
> > -Helen Hayes (at 73)-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > I refuse to think of them as chin
> > hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
> >
> > -Janette Barber-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > Things are going to get a lot worse
> > before they get worse.
> >
> > -Lily Tomlin-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > A male gynecologist is like an auto
> > mechanic who never owned a car.
> >
> > -Carrie Snow-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > Laugh and the world laughs with you.
> > Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
> >
> > -Laurie Kuslansky-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > My second favorite household chore is ironing.
> > My first being, hitting my head on the
> > top bunk bed until I faint.
> >
> > -Erma Bombeck-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > Old age ain't no place for sissies.
> >
> > -Bette Davis-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
> >
> > -Jane Sellman-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > Every time I close the door on reality
> > it comes in through the windows.
> >
> > -Jennifer Unlimited-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > Thirty-five is when you finally get your head
> > together and your body starts falling apart.
> >
> > -Caryn Leschen-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > I try to take one day at a time, but
> > sometimes several days attack me at once.
> >
> > -Jennifer Unlimited-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > If you can't be a good example, then you'll
> > just have to be a horrible warning.
> >
> > -Catherine-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > When I was young, I was put in a
> > school for retarded kids for two years
> > before they realized I actually had a
> > hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
> >
> > -Kathy Buckley-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde
> > jokes because I know I'm not
> > dumb ... and I'm also not blonde.
> >
> > -Dolly Parton-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > If high heels were so wonderful, men
> > would still be wearing them.
> >
> > -Sue Grafton-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears
> > makes one you can ride on.
> >
> > -Roseanne Barr-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > When women are depressed they either eat
> > or go shopping. Men invade another country.
> >
> > -Elayne Boosler-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man-
> > if you want anything done, ask a woman.
> >
> > -Margaret Thatcher-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > I have yet to hear a man ask for advice
> > on how to combine marriage and a career.
> >
> > -Gloria Steinem-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > I am a marvelous housekeeper.
> > Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
> >
> > -Zsa Zsa Gabor-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > Nobody can make you feel inferior
> > without your permission.
> >
> > -Eleanor Roosevelt-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > Send this to five bright women
> > you know and make their day!
> >
;)
Great Quotes by Great Ladies!
> >
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > Inside every older person is a younger
> > person -- wondering what the hell happened.
> >
> > -Cora Harvey Armstrong-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > The hardest years in life are
> > those between ten and seventy.
> >
> > -Helen Hayes (at 73)-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > I refuse to think of them as chin
> > hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
> >
> > -Janette Barber-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > Things are going to get a lot worse
> > before they get worse.
> >
> > -Lily Tomlin-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > A male gynecologist is like an auto
> > mechanic who never owned a car.
> >
> > -Carrie Snow-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > Laugh and the world laughs with you.
> > Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
> >
> > -Laurie Kuslansky-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > My second favorite household chore is ironing.
> > My first being, hitting my head on the
> > top bunk bed until I faint.
> >
> > -Erma Bombeck-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > Old age ain't no place for sissies.
> >
> > -Bette Davis-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
> >
> > -Jane Sellman-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > Every time I close the door on reality
> > it comes in through the windows.
> >
> > -Jennifer Unlimited-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > Thirty-five is when you finally get your head
> > together and your body starts falling apart.
> >
> > -Caryn Leschen-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > I try to take one day at a time, but
> > sometimes several days attack me at once.
> >
> > -Jennifer Unlimited-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > If you can't be a good example, then you'll
> > just have to be a horrible warning.
> >
> > -Catherine-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > When I was young, I was put in a
> > school for retarded kids for two years
> > before they realized I actually had a
> > hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
> >
> > -Kathy Buckley-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde
> > jokes because I know I'm not
> > dumb ... and I'm also not blonde.
> >
> > -Dolly Parton-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > If high heels were so wonderful, men
> > would still be wearing them.
> >
> > -Sue Grafton-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears
> > makes one you can ride on.
> >
> > -Roseanne Barr-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > When women are depressed they either eat
> > or go shopping. Men invade another country.
> >
> > -Elayne Boosler-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man-
> > if you want anything done, ask a woman.
> >
> > -Margaret Thatcher-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > I have yet to hear a man ask for advice
> > on how to combine marriage and a career.
> >
> > -Gloria Steinem-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > I am a marvelous housekeeper.
> > Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
> >
> > -Zsa Zsa Gabor-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > Nobody can make you feel inferior
> > without your permission.
> >
> > -Eleanor Roosevelt-
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >
> > Send this to five bright women
> > you know and make their day!
> >