Man arrested after 'humping' his car

[Philosophia]

Man arrested after 'humping' his car

A man in Alberquerque, New Mexico was charged with indecent exposure after he was seen simulating a sex act with his car while it was parked outside a supermarket.

From here (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Man_arrested_after_humping_his_car&in_article_id=720102&in_page_id=2).

:wtf:

Another article - Man accused of sex act with car (http://www.krqe.com/dpp/news/crime/crime_krqe_albuquerque_man_accused_of_sex_act_with_car_200908131357)

[Rowan Darkmoon]

Mmmmmm...they've always said that cars are an extension of a man's privates, maybe this is a form of self-love?

[Terra Mater]

Why is this news?

[aluokaloo]

:rotfl: couldn't he have waited till "they" got home to the privacy of the garage?

[green aventurine]

:rotfl: couldn't he have waited till "they" got home to the privacy of the garage?

:lol:

[androgino]

For some reason I am not surprised this even occurred..

[HetHert]

Maybe he was giving it a lube job.


*ba dum bump ching*

Thank yew...I'll be here all night!

[Vampiel]

This isnt as uncommon as you might think ive read about it before but ive never read about anyone getting arrested over it.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=40452&in_page_id=2



In stunning news that will have wide ranging implications for many years to come, a man has been found who likes having sex with cars.

The details of mechanic Chris Donald's alleged romantic vehicular liaisons have been unearthed by (naturally) The Sun - who claim that in addition to a large number of cars, Mr Donald has also done the dirty with two boats and a jetski.
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He has also reportedly met up with at least twenty other people with similar fetishes, who have brought their cars over to him so that he can have sex with them.


Heres some great advice to for it.



Advice from the manual includes 'The tailpipe isn't the only option! If it interests you get hold of a silicon sleeve from Clone Zone or some other tool to make life easier on your tool'


Remember the tailpipe isnt the only option. :lol:

[green aventurine]

Remember the tailpipe isnt the only option. :lol:

:falloffch that's priceless.

[Cloaked Raven]

I heard my one ex boyfriend was so drunk (after he and I split) that he did that one a dare one night....

It happens more often than one thinks.... :rotfl:

[Vampiel]

Men arent the only ones to. The guys like the tailpipe and the ladies like the shifter, the more gears the better. :lol: I hope the transformers know who these people are so they can get a little human action while they are here. :rollingla

[HetHert]

Men arent the only ones to. The guys like the tailpipe and the ladies like the shifter, the more gears the better. :lol: I hope the transformers know who these people are so they can get a little human action while they are here. :rollingla

It takes a special kind of standard ;)

[Shanti]

This guy was drunk.
He was at the supermarket.
He was naked to his ankles.
Kids were there to see the disgusting drunk show what a fine person of quality he is.

People like this are an embarrassment to the species.

[aluokaloo]

Men arent the only ones to. The guys like the tailpipe and the ladies like the shifter, the more gears the better. :lol: I hope the transformers know who these people are so they can get a little human action while they are here. :rollingla

:alol:

[aluokaloo]

this isnt as uncommon as you might think ive read about it before but ive never read about anyone getting arrested over it.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=40452&in_page_id=2



heres some great advice to for it.



Remember the tailpipe isnt the only option. :lol:

:crylaugh:

[aluokaloo]

This guy was drunk.
He was at the supermarket.
He was naked to his ankles.
Kids were there to see the disgusting drunk show what a fine person of quality he is.

People like this are an embarrassment to the species.

yes thats true, but if it weren't for people like him, we'd never get any amusing news.

[KC Destroyer of Worlds]

This isnt as uncommon as you might think ive read about it before but ive never read about anyone getting arrested over it.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=40452&in_page_id=2



Heres some great advice to for it.



Remember the tailpipe isnt the only option. :lol:

Thank you Vampiel for making this more... erm.... tangible?

:smileroll

[scorpiochick77]

damn :rotfl:

[Twinkle]

I still think that is absolutely bizaare.

The shifter, you say?

[Glowy]

still funny.