For You All...

[Tyiga]

Note:
If you're disabled? Like all paralyzed or something?
Just ignore the following message.

Dear Loser-y Message Board People....

GET LIVES...That's an order. You are losers...you are geeks...
It isn't cool to post your lives away at message boards.
No one cool does it. (except for some of those geeky
gaming RPG people. There are cool exceptions amongst them..
You know who you are) ( but never mind)
It's okay to post at message boards on occasion,
when necessary, like I'm doing now.
But this is to help you people..so like I said it's okay.
Noble even.

It's not cool to post loser-y message board person questions,
(like: "Do You Think I'm An A**SHOLE?) (That really was a topic
at one very busy message board)
Or: "Do We Really Have To Brush EVERY Day?")
just to get to say "With this post here
I have 1000 posts exactly!" or some
other losery-geek message board person "milestone" like that..
It's bad enough to be such a GEEK that you've
actually MADE =>1000<=
(or 666, or some other geekily signifigant number like that)
posts at the same board!!!!
You want to CELEBRATE this?

Listen, it could be okay, maybe, to go on line
to show off your new baby's
pictures, but then only if the kid isn't really ugly or anything.
It's not cool to post pictures of good-looking people and
claim it's you. Or to post pictures of twinkly fairies,
(unless it's a picture of your brother Tommy
dressed as a twinkly fairy)
(but that's a whole other situation)
or unicorns, or angels, or your pet cats...that's just sad & wierd.
(Posting pictures of your dog is okay, for some reason..
but only if you just do it occasionally, and only if the dog's
doing a trick, or wearing a funny hat,
or being rescued by a pig from a raging flood,
or something else cool like that.)
(I know you probably think this point of view is unfair
to cats, some kind of species bashing thing or something..
but that's just the way you geeks think.
This is funny to cool people like me, by the way.
That freak-ass way you geeks have of looking at stuff.
(But SAD funny .People laugh at you, but it's like a bad kind of
laughing, like when you laugh at a really really fat person
who falls down, and can't get back up because they're
really really fat? Like you know you shouldn't laugh,
you don't even want to?
You really want to cry?
But you laugh anyway?)

It isn't cool to imagine you're all part of some actual
community either, just because you all post to the
same board all the time. You are not really each other's
friends. You don't really know each other.
You are never going to meet.
You're never going to Paris together.
You smell bad! You're never going to have sex
with each other. (Or anyone else for that matter
if you don't stop being geeks)

Virtual flirting is gross. Like jerking off to porno...
only geeky.

Most of you, in real life are very sweaty, lardy,
smelly disgusting people. You have gray grimey
skin, and you a have a cheese-like mold growing
in the folds of your fatty flesh. You have gummy
yellow teeth. You have greasey hair. You have bad breath.
There are crap stains on your shorts...
(if you're even wearing pants that is. I know many of
you don't even bother with that kind of thing anymore)

It isn't cool to know by heart what all those creepy
abbreviations stand for (you know like ROTFL...and BRB..and stuff?)
(do you know what GEEK stands for? It stands for GEEK..you geeks! GET LIVES!)
I'm ordering you to QUIT BEING GEEKS. RIGHT NOW!
Cut it out!

There's no excuse for most of you to be so geeky.
It's only okay in like homeless,
mentally unbalanced people, and such
They can't help being smelly and wierd.
(so you shouldn't be mean to them)
(but don't sit too near them on the bus,
they have gross insects on them)

You're making all us cool people sick.
You are not fooling anyone.
Everyone knows about you.
We know what you're up to.
We know you're out there right now,
being smelly and wierd, eating chips
with grease in your nose hairs,
your butts sticking to
the cracked nauga-hide seat covers
of your sagging recliners
(that smell like your butts
from you sitting there
for so long without pants),
reading this message in the sickly
glowings of your monitor screens.
Being geeks while you do it.
Is THAT how you want the
para-medics to find you?
Dead in your smelly. smelly seat?
In THAT condition?

It's not too late. You can have a real life.
Just start DOING it.
Get dressed. Go outside.
Ride the bus.
Do something real.
It's not so bad once you get used to it.
Please, follow my orders.
Cut. It. Out.
Stop being geeks.
Do it now.

Thank you.

Signed,
A Concerned Friend

Thank you.

[MammaStar]

So does this mean that MW trip to Ireland is off....damn.

[Yvonne Belisle]

No apparently just the Paris one. You realize this doesn't take into acct the fact that we have had several relationships of a romantic nature happen due to this site and many friendships start up where yes people have gotten together and still do. Then there are friendships that for whatever reason don't work in the long run and there are many many people who are only aquaintences here but then to that is in the non cyber world as well. Everyone is entitled to an opinion so be it but some people just don't know what they are talking about. I guess they should have read more threads around here and learned we really are a community first instead they just show that they don't know anything about us.

[Stacy]

:rotfl:
:rotfl:

And now after a good laugh I'm off to my "ignoring this" mode..

[evilslinkycat]

~looks around~
ummm but what if you get paid for being a geek???Does this mean I have to leave my job?
You act like being a geek is a bad thing...


;)

And sign me up for the trip to Ireland

giggle



Originally posted by Tyiga

Stop being geeks.
Do it now.

[Sequoia]

oooh!! trip to Ireland! SWEET! Nobody told me about this! :D Let's go!

on another note, I do belive they've discovered a new form of "fish out of water." It's born with it's foot in it's mouth, and they've decided to name it something rather obscure. . . "Tyiga."

If you're going to make fun of message boards on a message board. . . go do it on a "cool guys with nothing better to do except make fun of those stupid geeks ha ha ha" board. I think you'll find a lot more people will enjoy it there :)

[materra]

And you found us here by?? You know ... in order to spare you any further trauma kindly avoid the MW web site. In fact, avoid the internet entirely, just think of the money you will save in therapy alone.

[Flaire-FireStar]

*sniffs armpit* Nope. It's not me making that smell.

OOH! I know who it is... Someone who takes the time to post such a long and repetitive post about how we should get off the message boards.

I've been ordered? No, I don't think I ordered that with my meal, thank you very much. Do you want to damn me to hell in eternal darkness as well?

Oh, and while I'm at it... Happy 33800 posts to me!

[Mnemosyne]

I'm so glad that the trip to Ireland has not been cancelled.

It would be sad if we didn't post on message boards any longer. If there was no MW, Tyiga would have to find a new community to post. Thanks for the advice, Tyiga. I think that I might get dressed and go explore the city on the bus. Oooh, I don't know if riding a bus is a cool thing to do though.

[MammaStar]

nah, the cool kids borrow mommy & daddy's car & go cruising

i'll come pick you up! :lol:

[InACorner]

The Geek Code is basicly a (small) part of Internet history. When I did the first incarnation of the code back in '93, it was as a lark. Eventually, it evolved into the form you see online now and has remained virtually unchanged since that time.

I've always meant to, and still hope to, someday get back to the code and release a new version for the new century that was more modern and hip and all that. Several things happened. First, the internet of 1996 was still a wild untamed virgin paradise of geeks and eggheads unpopulated by script kiddies, and the denizens of AOL. When things changed, I seriously lost my way. I mean, all the "geek" that was the Internet was gone and replaced by Xfiles buzzwords and politicians passing laws about a technology they refused to comprehend. Think about it, this was the infancy of even the world wide web, when having a "DotCom" address wasn't hip (and wasn't a billion-dollar snowjob by the ICANN).

Still, I always said to myself "Self, some day you'll get over it and write the new code."

AND SOME DAY I WILL!

However, until that time does arrive, The Geek Code stands as it does now, still in the pure and pristine form it was intended. A testament to the history of the Internet, however small a part it may have played.

Sincerely,

[Old Witch]

Huh?....Some of us are geeks...not me...and most of us are witches......We're more likely to know The Wiccan Rede than a Geek code.........and Tyiga....Way to win friends and influence people!!! You go fella............:rolleyes:

[Stacy]

And the Geek Code is.......what?

[fire_Raven]

DUDE! i've got to be one of those geek people, i play rpg all the time, even the dungeons and dragons type ones... i like meh kitties... and dogs cool.... hell.. just for that i'm going to post a picture of my kitten again O.O;;

but then agian, who's to say we are geeks when your sole purpose of SIGNING up unto the forum, and typing out a looooong message basically stating that you're iq has to be under .5 to like the internet and we all smell like dead jellyfish....

*just a thought*

aww... isn't my kitten cute! and look she isn't doing a trick

[Mithrea]

Ohhhhhh Mystiiiiiiiqqqquuueeee!

Could I please borrow some of your smilies for this thread? :D

[Old Witch]

And to clarify one thing, I do not think geek is bad.....I just think of geeks being people who actually know things about computers, unlike me, who thinks just getting it to come on in the morning is a miracle.....but if being here all the time with my MW family makes me a geek.......WOW!!!! I'm a GEEK!!!:D

And yes fire_Raven......Your kitten is doing the best sleeping trick I've ever seen;) and she is so cute........

[materra]

Seriously, you guys.... I think this person really kinda intended to make us unhappy, or somehow embarrassed. Opps! We all like each other so well, have fun together so much-- we screwed up their plan. So here's the deal, right after Ireland... We go to Paris anyway!! Hey? Now that's cool.
LOL Oh, and Go geeks... **chuckling the whole way to the other threads**

[MammaStar]

Okay, I say we do a whole MW Europe tour!!!!!!!

whoooooooooooooooooooooooo


Ireland, England, Stonehenge OF COURSE!, Paris (but only to see Jim Morrisson's grave! :lol: ), Germany, Austria, Madrid and onto Italy, Greece!

whoooooo add some more names to the list kids!


*goes off & lights candle to win Powerball* :D

[Stacy]

Originally posted by materra
Seriously, you guys.... I think this person really kinda intended to make us unhappy, or somehow embarrassed.
Or just they are striving for some attention..

Opps! We all like each other so well, have fun together so much-- we screwed up their plan.
hehehe..I'm a newbie here, but still I already got attached to this site.. That person just need to be proven that she (he?) attacted a wrong place.. cause we are too into "other" stuff we discuss at other posts that this is just a simple waist of time!!!

So here's the deal, right after Ireland... We go to Paris anyway!!
Can we go to Rome after Paris? (pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeese :D )

LOL Oh, and Go geeks...

I am a geek... :o :( :wah:

[MammaStar]

Hey the Site God is KING of all GEEKS!!!!

:D

[materra]

Sure, Rome is good too...

[Sowelu]

Did someone order some smilies???:D ;)

After our first trip, can our second trip be to the Oregon Caves???
Huh? Huh? Huh?:rotfl: :T :lol: :nonono:

[Stacy]

*jumping up and down for Rome*
Man, if I don't find husband there, I never will.. :boing:

*now back to being a geek*
guess being a geek isn't that bad after all.. :D

I think the whole (almost!) world got geeked! It just takes for you to communicate to others online and THERE: you are marked! :T

:sunny: :) to all of us at MW!

[Flaire-FireStar]

:lol: I'm all for a European tour!!

Can we take a detour down to Egypt too? I wanna see the pyramids!!! :T

[SimplyStrange]

I'm still waiting to have sex with that guy I met online... :rolleyes:

Maybe I'll meet someone in Ireland. :p

(Btw, this is post number 2482)

[Radocs]

I'm not gonna lie to you: I didn't read the first post in this thread...

But can I come to Ireland? :D

[Mithrea]

If we go to Ireland, I vote we go to Scotland too and bug the crap out of my relatives ;) :D

[earthcat]

Oh yeah?!?!?



:razz:




I feel so much better!!!

[InACorner]

Scotland is divided into three main regions; the Highlands, the Midland Valley and the Southern Uplands. The cities of Edinburgh, Glasgow and Dundee together with numerous towns, most of the population and the majority of Scotland's industry is raving lunatics located within the Midland Valley. This broad valley averages 50 miles across and runs WSW to ENE across the centre of the country. It is geologically distinct from the surrounding regions, being composed of Devonian Old Red Sandstone, peppered with ancient volcanoes, as against the older sedimentary rocks forming the Southern Uplands or the ancient metamorphic melange, comprising the Highlands to the north.

[Old Witch]

I'm on for the World Tour!!! We could take in the South Seas....I hear they have some mighty fine Gods and Goddesses there!!.......Not to mention it's warm there.....and they have waves and sand and stuff.........:D

[materra]

Okay, So what we have here is a wish list of world tours. So the plan is we go.... EVERYWHERE! OW .. the Gods and Goddesses World Tour....What do you think?

[Old Witch]

OH YEAH!!!

[Stacy]

Done with packing..

So when are we leaving? :D

[Thistle]

World tour? I'm ready. Let's GO! :D

[MammaStar]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


I think we should hit Asia too. i really want to go to Japan.

[Xander67]

While your at it, Feel Free to drop By Snowy Logic , in Interhogan :) heheh

[Rubi Waters]

Hey..... I like the name "The Gods and Goddesses World Tour", Count Me in for this!!!! When do we leave???






Yes I'm a geek & proud of it!!!!

[Siarlas]

Can someone go via Australia so they can pick me up?

Pretty please with my Peach & Pineapple trifle on top?

[Flaire-FireStar]

Originally posted by LdyStarlite
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


I think we should hit Asia too. i really want to go to Japan.

So do I! :lol: Let's make it a world tour - we can pick people up on the way around? :p

[materra]

We said World and we meant it Kaya...We willl need to go everywhere. :o
Now we need some really good travel agents and the winning lottery ticket....Hmmmmmmmmm.....Yeah, that should do it... opps forgot, we also need vacations. I could probably get off for the year 2007, anyone else? :D

[fire_Raven]

i want to go to japan ^_^
oh!! And the polar ice caps so i can play with penguins and make snow angels ^_^

[earthcat]

Sugarplum and I are packed and ready to go!
(I had to make her pack 3 times; she insists she must have her entire wardrobe along with her!)

[Saphra]

~runs and throws a bunch of clothes into a duffel bag~ Okay, I'm ready.... oh hold on, ~runs to the bathroom and grabs toothbrush and toothpaste~ Okay, now I'm really ready.... Let's go!!!

[InACorner]

Iraq is nice this time of year.

[TornadoAli]

I want to go somewhere with SNOW! Lots of it!!! Maybe go check out some of those cool castles in Austria/Germany??? As for time off...I'd QUIT for a world tour!! You know, work your way around the world or something!!!

[Mythrel]

got some clothes packed, my snowboard on my back and I am totally ready for the world tour...computer is still currently lifeless, so I don't really need to worry about trying to bring it along....that would be a bit geeky anyway...not COOL enough for some people...


oh yea...this is my 4124th post...CONGO RATS to me!!!!

[Mythrel]

By the way, I deleted the link that tygia had posted on here. I myself found it extremely offensive and I know several others did as well. Thank you

[Flaire-FireStar]

Happy 4130 posts, buuuuuddy!

:T

[fire_Raven]

Yeah... that piccy was sad...

but i want to visit a castle too!! those are my only requests... Penguins, Snow, Castle, Japan...

oh and you wanna teach me to snowboard?? *wants to know so bad!!!!* hmmm... *daydreams while packing stuff*

[Sabrina]

How do I sign up...huh? how tell me tell me

LMAO

and I thought checking in on message boards since I live out in the boonies WAS a way for staying connected to my beloved Pagan community...
geesh what a dope I am!

was this post even for real?

(shaking head) LMAO

[materra]

Okay, this has been a figment of our imaginations so far, and due to a slam at that.... (we just are so hard to put down and keep there).. but...it does seem to me that if we could get a group rate for say at least a couple of special "god/dess" like spots.... we could go together and have way fun. Maybe each year we could look at a different location?

I don't know much about travel, but alot of folks want to visit Oklahoma this Spring, and we could do a group rate there, bus to a few southwestern holy spots...and then fly home? Hmmmm? Or at least do a group rate for our stay for the Handfasting? And the Southwest in May isn't too hot.

Anyway, this was my thought for our real lives.... what do folks think?

(Did my imagination go way out of control here again?)

[shnen]

you know... having to post a thread on a BB claiming how cool you are... really isn't that cool... isn't that stuff that losers do?
run around BB's and try to put everyone down... either that or some "king of the web" complex...

besides, we all know none is cooler then Shnen :p

[Silver_Alhena]

Originally posted by Mithrea
If we go to Ireland, I vote we go to Scotland too and bug the crap out of my relatives ;) :D

Cool! Come and visit me when y'all come to Scotland! I'll feed you tea and home-made shortbread!

[earthcat]

Originally posted by materra
Okay, this has been a figment of our imaginations so far, and due to a slam at that.... (we just are so hard to put down and keep there).. but...it does seem to me that if we could get a group rate for say at least a couple of special "god/dess" like spots.... we could go together and have way fun. Maybe each year we could look at a different location?

I don't know much about travel, but alot of folks want to visit Oklahoma this Spring, and we could do a group rate there, bus to a few southwestern holy spots...and then fly home? Hmmmm? Or at least do a group rate for our stay for the Handfasting? And the Southwest in May isn't too hot.

Anyway, this was my thought for our real lives.... what do folks think?

(Did my imagination go way out of control here again?)

Yes! er, I mean No!
(As in no your imagination isn't out of control, and yes I want to go!)

[Silver_Alhena]

Originally posted by InACorner
Scotland is divided into three main regions; the Highlands, the Midland Valley and the Southern Uplands. The cities of Edinburgh, Glasgow and Dundee together with numerous towns, most of the population and the majority of Scotland's industry is raving lunatics located within the Midland Valley. This broad valley averages 50 miles across and runs WSW to ENE across the centre of the country. It is geologically distinct from the surrounding regions, being composed of Devonian Old Red Sandstone, peppered with ancient volcanoes, as against the older sedimentary rocks forming the Southern Uplands or the ancient metamorphic melange, comprising the Highlands to the north.

Whereas I cannot disagree with your (copied from the internet?) description of the physical properties of our soil, how dare you describe most of my fellow Scots as Raving lunatics. We have the same mix of intellect as you would find anywhere, however due to dire poverty situations in much of the country, the removal of well-paid industries and jobs and the high teen pregnancy rate, a lot of kids have to leave school without finishing their education because they have to start bringing money into the household.

The majority of Scots are in fact hard-working, family-orientated people, and thanks to a few raving lunatics, you have the computer monitor (an advancement of the TV) and the telephone connection to inform me of how stupid I am - based only on my nationality.

You live in Africa, have you ever been over here? Or just read about Scotland from someone else? I would like to know the source for your offensive drivel.

[WandererInGray]

:huh:

Does this mean I have to give Phoenix's engagement ring back?? :wah:

*cavorts around the thread* Geek, geek, geek, geek.

(I'm only an honorary geek, but I can still do that!)
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Congratulations to Everyone for increasing their post count!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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[Sequoia]

ooh hey can I cavort too?? :D

[Flaire-FireStar]

besides, we all know none is cooler then Shnen

I gots proof that I'm the coolest! :rotfl:

[Ravens_Tears]

I found a link for that poor soul......
http://www.counselingnetwork.com/ :D

[Stacy]

Originally posted by Ravens_Tears
I found a link for that poor soul......


What poor soul? :D

I thought this thread was about us leaving for tour around the Europe.. :D

[Witchy Cowgirl]

For my 3688th post I'd just like to say that not only are you an
"Immature Moron" as quoted from your profile Tyiga, your also chicken as you orginally posted this on 12-24-02 and haven't posted anything since.
I don't remember which one of my geeky friends here gave instructions for copying & pasting but I just wanted to make sure I could still do it so here:
http://www.mysticwicks.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=3616

BTW I hate all those geeky things like BTW too. Please come and post with us some more! What a conversationalist you are! As my friend (Old Witch) that I will probably never meet (but I would
too someday) said, "Way to win friends and influence people!" You certainly shamed all of us in this community to stop posting!

Now where's my duffle bag cause I wanna go on the road trip too!:boing:

[Old Witch]

Originally posted by Silver_Alhena
Cool! Come and visit me when y'all come to Scotland! I'll feed you tea and home-made shortbread!

REAL shortbread!! I'm on my way..........:D

[Silver_Alhena]

Originally posted by Old Witch
REAL shortbread!! I'm on my way..........:D

The secret's in the butter...not marg - bleugh!

[InACorner]

there isnt anything wrong with lunatics

ever heard of the lunachicks?

see everythings ok everybody just chillin talkin about grassy knolls and such.

[Stacy]

You know InACorner,
after some thought I gave to your posts I think that you are just striving for the attention (which right now from my side you got!) /Are you :boing: -ing now? :lol:

The way I see it, there are people that are just different because their thoughts don't follow the "traditional" thought pattern.. and often times they are called GENIUSIS!

But you (I'm so sorry) are just simply (plain ol') stupid! Forgive me for saying that, but that's just how to me your posts sound.. There's nothing impressive, nothing to think about.. just stupid..

So, how 'bout you go somewhere else to strive for the attention, cause you are very annoying me (and I believe some other people, also). So far everything you've said was either copied from the Internet or a crying call: "SOMEBODY, PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE MY TRYING TO BE COMPLETELLY DIFFERENT.. and hopefully someone comes up with the thought that I'm so smart and different that I might be just a genius that doesn't fit"..

please..

[Storm]

Um, wow?!?!

[Stacy]

I had to 8O

[Flaire-FireStar]

:nonono: Well said, Stacy.

[Stacy]

Thanks Flaire.. :)

I had to say it, but maybe I used a little bit too harsh words for that..