New Religion?

[Mairwen]

http://totl.net/Religion/

"It looks like you're trying to find religion:

Everyone has their own set of beliefs, but these days there's probably already a name for your particular belief system or religion, you just don't know what it is."


uses the annoying clippy in a whole new way....



FWIW ~ it said that I'm a Hindu. 8O
So I did it again ~ and it said that I'm a God. :eek: 8O

[SahuaDjet]

Em Hotep,
That is fun! I did it twice the first time it said I am a A Protestant Christian and the second time it said I am a Pagan Witch. I think I am going to try it again just to see what happens LOL :P

Sahu DJet

[mol]

I am a God.

Although I might also be a "Zen Discordian".

[Yvonne Belisle]

It says I'm a celtic pagan!

[Earth Walker]

It says that I am "a jedi who likes grapefruit". :D

May the Force be with me. 8O

outta my way Darth Vader, I have a princess to save from
the evil empire.....hahahahahahaha 8O 8O 8O

[SahuaDjet]

It took me about 20-30 times but I am finially an Egyptian Pagan! After also being called a Post-Modern Witch. eheheh

Sahu Djet :P

[Kaylara]

I'm a:
"a reformed Taoist neo-pagan who also likes cats".
"a lucid love-being".
"zen buddhist philosopher".
"a tantrayana buddhist".
"happy".
"a Quantum Taoist".
"A goonygoogoo".
"A Subcutaneous Fatty Tissue".
and
"a jedi who likes grapefruit".

Kaylara
:)

And a new one:

"damnably stupid person".
"a zulu warrior".

[amberlaine]

Huh. I"m a Jehova's Witness.
Now thats news to me.

[moonmagick4]

I am a Wicco Hippie!!!!It sounds very true.I am definitely a hippy and definitely wiccan!!!

[Amethyst Rose]

At first I was "a self depreciating childlike god"

The second time I took it I was "an eclectic solitary witch (separate from wiccan)"

That second one has merrit, and may need some looking in to.....

[Emerald Sky]

"an Old School Hippie Tree Hugger Zen Witch". :D

[MammaStar]

Hoo Boy! I took it 4x, and I think only the first time was accurate. they were:

Old School Hippie Tree Hugger Zen Witch

Quantum Taoist

Brew God Evanglist

Universal Unitarian

I think I'm gonna send a bunch of my friends that link, they'll get a kick out of it! :D

[Mariposa De La Luna]

LOL !

I got:
"myself and if you are me too then well done you have just proved it".
and
"an Earth Pagan (hello again, love the site, and you really do update fast!)".

So I had to answer the questions with my former beliefs and it said:

"a Catholic".

Right on the money!

[bluecat]

It sez about me:

You are "Optimistic Agnostic (If there *is* a god then (s)he'll understand your position faced with the absence of proof )".


Blue
:eek: :rolleyes: :cool:

[Yvonne Belisle]

I tried again still said Celtic Pagan so i made two of my maybes into yes and got Wiccan. I guess I'm boring you guys get the neat stuff! It's on the ball with the Celtic Pagan and me though.

[loopy]

Um, I got this: "myself and if you are me too then well done you have just proved it".

lol!

[Dagda Moon~Lily]

I am a:

"Free Floating Steal Everything Wiccan"

"Star Dancer"

"Wiccan"

That was pretty fun and good for a laugh! :D

[eaglewolf]

It said I am an atheist...

~ew

[Yvonne Belisle]

There are tears streaming down my face from laughing!!! Has anyone other than my husband tried answering yes to everything just to see what it would say???? Try it. ROTFLMAO FOMCL

[loopy]

HA! Thanks, Yvonne, that was fun. :D

[Hestia]

That was too much fun 8O 8O 8O
The first time it said I was 'shinto' then I took it again and now I'm 'sub-genius' :eek:

[Hestia]

okay, it said I was a 'heathen'......pretty close:D

[Laiste]

Merry Meet All,

I am a "Free floating Steal Everything Wiccan!!! Who knew!!

Laiste

[bluecat]

I retook it, I am still an Agnostic.

Then I took it answering YES to EVERYTHING ... that was HILARIOUS!

Blue :cool:

[Mairwen]

It actually said I'm a Hindu, so I gave it a Gwyddon question there at the end. ;)

[Earth Walker]

I tried it a few more times and it said I was;

Old School Hippie Tree Hugger Zen Witch

Focusist

Materialist Magician

Goddess

||||.

A Discordian of the Paratheo Anameta-mystikhood of Eris
Esoteric


Wow! Talk about an identity crisis. :eek: .......help me.......

[amberlaine]

lol I dont even understand this question:

"a christian is somebody who believes on god and a non denominational it's somebody who don't believes on god"

Huh?!

[Tigerwallah]

Originally posted by Mystique
It says that I am "a jedi who likes grapefruit". :D

May the Force be with me. 8O

outta my way Darth Vader, I have a princess to save from
the evil empire.....hahahahahahaha 8O 8O 8O

My Dark Side is Darth Vader. Imagine a shopping trip as Darth...

"You don't need to see my credit card."
"We don't need to see her credit card."

"You will put this in my car now."
"We will put this in your car now."

[Wynter]

"doggy that loves eating his own shit" (no)
"naked". (maybe)
"Hellenic Neo-Pagan" (no)
Traditional Wiccan" (no)
"a hypocritical non-Christian wannabe". (lol no)
"Jedi knight super power" (that's it!)


Ahem..

[Wynter]

I just kept clicking no.. It got funny!
I am A "a clicker of YES"!

[Wynter]

"a rat loving, diviner of supernatural abilities with inbuilt
repugnance of darth vader and all
things war"

[zemblin]

it first called me a compulsive maserbater then it said i was a Laveyan Satanist! yikes!!

[Tigerwallah]

Hey, I'm a volitile, agnostic, self-deity. Well, I'm not at all agnostic, but volitile and a self-deity, maybe.

[Mairwen]

Originally posted by amberlaine
lol I dont even understand this question:
"a christian is somebody who believes on god and a non denominational it's somebody who don't believes on god"
Huh?!

I think the person is dyslexic ~ I know, because I am, too. ;) Should probably be "doesn't believe in god". But the person is also confused, therefore, about the meaning of the word non-denominational. 8O I used to be a member of a non-denominational Christian Church, but we certainly prayed to God and Jesus Christ. LOL!

[Lavender]

Hehehe! I'm either a "rogue unorthodox magician" or a "progressive jew with neo-modern pagan interpretations". Wow! Lets see you say THAT six time fast! :p

[Elaine]

Litazian

discordian

ordinary everyday average mighty powerful god

free floating steal everything wiccan

I don't know what the 1st two mean.....and the questions were kind of....uneducatedly formed (look who's talking) :) but it was fun anyways....I clicked no until it asked if I was just clicking no to see what happens then I clicked yes...then everything after that I clicked no...it was funny:D

[crystal_night]

The first time it said I'm a 'solitary practicing wiccan', the second time it said I was 'wiccan'. :p

[Rævyn Cigány]

Hmmm..okay, it just says simply that I am Wiccan....true enough :)

Blessings, light and love

Rae )0(

[Kaylara]

"a pseudo-christian with absolutely no common sense who thinks its funny to mess with people's heads".

"a tibetan shaolin marxist atheistic idol ".

"Pink Uberguru".

"Superme Creature".

You are "stuck on the isle of the shit-eaters".

[Armitage]

:crazy:
Why does it ask if you've caught them all?!?!

[random]

I am "myself and if you are me too then well done you have just proved it"

hmmm....

christy

[Wyrdsister]

I haven't had a correct description of me yet, but these are fun!

"a Druid"
"a neo-Goddess (sentient Gaia) hylotheist". <-- closest
"an Earth Pagan"
"a mormon". <-- HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Ow, that hurt. :p
"urban spiritualist"

I didn't seem to have a whole lot of questions asked of me, though.

Thanks for the fun!

Wyrdsister

[idusty88]

Cool link, thanks for the yucks!
I got: "You are "an apathist--don\'t know, don\'t care, no evidence presented".
So I added a question and then got: "You are "an atheistic solitary pagan naturalist". That'll fly.

[gunner]

i'll answer this thread when i finish laughing,
somebody obviously has waaay too much spare time.

[Élistariel]

it said I was "a worshipper of true light".
what the heck is that?

[Emaleth]

I'm Faerunian. Whatever on Earth is that???

Blessed Be

[Melysande]

"You are 'weird.'" That's what it told me.

**just sits with a wry smile on her face**

I feel so much better now.

[Haedis]

it told me I was a penis. damn....they're on to me

[flar7]

Originally posted by Emaleth
I'm Faerunian. Whatever on Earth is that???

Blessed Be

not sure. Faerun is a AD&D game setting.

[Psyche Ague]

I'm a "Happy Nekkid Dancing Bitchy Witchy".

LOL, I usually am, but that's not what I AM. But I thought that was good enough for me. ;)

[Phoenix Blue]

You are "an eclectic solitary Witch (distinct from Wiccan)".
Yup, that's me! :bigredgri

[Mithrea]

It told me I was a Quaker!!!

Belief-o-matic told me that too :huh:

So it's not news to me but still odd.

[Melysande]

You are "a sith lord,sorry i\'m am an purple lahma,no thats wrong i am (23)".

I had no idea that favoring the number 23 was a common enough thing to form a religion on.....

[Desert_Shadow]

It says I am an "electic paganesque kinda person." Yep, pretty much what I thought.

[LunaWitch]

groovy man I did the test, I am simply:
PAGAN

[MistOfTheSea86]

You are "an Old School Hippie Tree Hugger Zen Witch".

GO ME!:):):) YAY

[Lauralu]

It said I was "a worshipper of the true light". LOL If you say so!!

[Squiddy]

What a revelation....

I've just discovered I'm a "Natural Ataxian" whatever the heck that is!

[Rubi Waters]

It look's like you've found the perfect match!
You are "Free Floating Steal Everything Wiccan".

:bigredgri

[Flaire-FireStar]

Wow...they got me dead on... :)


You are "Eclectic Pagan Solitare Witch".

[MidnightSun]

I came up as A Wiccan :) hehehehe..right on the nose :)

[bluecat]

I took it again to see if my views had changed which I felt was doubtful and I was not surprised with the outcome ...

You are "Optimistic Agnostic (If there *is* a god then (s)he'll understand your position faced with the absence of proof )".

So, no change for me ...

Blue :cool:

[Eeluna]

I am an "Ecletic Warrior Witch". It was fun to take, but I've never really considered myself a warrior.

[Jeleia]

I.... a woman....

hehe... well no kidding. :rolleyes:

[Emaleth]

Originally posted by flar7


not sure. Faerun is a AD&D game setting.

Aha, now I get it, it's because of the "do you live in a fantasy world" question :)

I've done the test again and it told me that I'm a kitchen witch,
craig david :D , f***in' @rsehole (now, I resent that!:dis: )
and finally solitary practictioner wiccan. It was so difficult to get the right answer;)

Blessed Be

(edited by Myst for the f word)

[madeira]

Hmm... I am a "scientific expantionist spiritual contradictionist".

[Élistariel]

okay, so honestly I didn't fully get all of my questions, being a newbie and all, but it called me: "an eclectic pagan."
I agree

[Vildvittra]

I was a pan-cathartic monopantheist.
Vildvittra

[Wicce]

Hahaha...the first time I got Agnostic, the 2nd time I got 'Asshole who thinks I am God"...both right, hehe...except the asshole part :P

Then I tried it again and just hit the yes key every time...LOL try it, the results are hilarious!

[Radocs]

I'm "a something" :rolleyes:

[ShadowStorm]

I am a secular funkadelicist!!!!!

Whatever that is!!!!!

what fun!!!!

[Melysande]

Today, I am "cat'. Or else a "Shinto Zen Spiritualist." Or....""a nu skool buddha-pagan (with a twist)".

[Skye]

:D :eek: :D :D :D :D :cool: can't stop laughing:D :D :D :D :D

First it said "a fool for bothering with this website"

then, my second try was "a cazy MFer" it would be rude to spell it out, you get the message.

my third and forth try came up with "traditional witch" and "Heathen

I guess they were all right, except for the MF part, I know I am abit crazy, and I am a traditional heathen.....go figure:D

[Djiril]

I am "Absourate (ourate of the absolute), servitor of the universal vibration of the antra"

[Cait]

Apparently, I am "Pagan".

Well, not wildly specific, but that works for me, I guess...

[Chibi-Fallon]

"You are "a Celtic Shaman"."
Very nice. :D

[Kaylara]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are " assassin sent by the evil kitten warlod Pookey Bear.".
You are "a heedless slut".

Kaylara

[manstranger]

I got

You are Naked
You are a CelticShaman
You are a Funkadelic.

[sherry]

They said I am a

Lucid Love Being!
Pagan
Heathen

And when I answered Yes to all of them they said I was A Fun Date!!!!

[Witchy Cowgirl]

Said I'm:
shamanic/celtic eclectic wiccan

[earthcat]

What fun!

the first time it said I was God with some guy named Ric's email address.

the second time....
oh my....
nobody else has this one written down....
ok...
here goes....

A FREAK!!!

hehehehe.....

[Journeyman]

How boring: It says that I am simply "a pagan."

[MasterExarKun]

I got 'You are "a Free spirit".'

So i added my religion to the data base, and a question.

[MasterExarKun]

after reading through the thread.
Looks like im the lone Free Spirit around here. :P

I thought the results were pretty accurate for the most part.

[Twilight Garden]

Hrmm... I got: You are "Gatekeeper of the Apocalypse".
Now what does that mean? Cool title anyway.

[MasterExarKun]

Originally posted by LunarMist
Hrmm... I got: You are "Gatekeeper of the Apocalypse".
Now what does that mean? Cool title anyway.


Kinda funny, your post count is 666...

hrm... :P

[earthcat]

:eek:

[Skye]

:D Still having fun with this one :D

[Grey]

A celtic neo-pagan

A serendipidst

An evil overlord

Ahh ha ha ha!

[NightSkye]

it said i`m wiccan

[Wyrdsister]

Woo-hoo! Thread resurrection at it's best! :D

I took this test again (having originally taken it back in May of last year) and here are my results:

"wiccan"
"a Wiccan"
"a freak"

Not bad! :cool:

Wyrdsister

[Maiden Zafirbel]

first.. i was a "heathen" (sp?) and then i was a "witch" ...

[Mythrel]

sweet!!! So far, I'm a Fascist!!!

all hail the Emperor!!!

[Rubi Waters]

I'm "a solitary eclectic witch". this gets an A for accuracy!!!! :)
I guess it couldn't give me two titles...the one above and "freak".

[Sequoia]

LMAO I am "a reformed Taoist neo-pagan who also likes cats".

but appearantly I'm also "an Asatruar."

w00t!

[buttercup]

I got...

You are "you"

What's that mean? :rolleyes:

[Raevyn]

It look's like you've found the perfect match!
You are "a knobhead called molgrips".

Hah! I bet it was the WAP question!:p

[DragonDawn]

"Eclectic Pagan Solitare Witch".

[Gwion]

Wouldn't this be a good place to post "The Brag of the Sub-Genius?"