How many dogs

[Willow_Raindancer]

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?


Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one and then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Daschund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me!

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! pleeeeeze let me change the light bulb! can I? can I? huh? huh? huh? can I?

German shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Tibetian Terrier: Let the border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Poodle: I'll just blow in the border collies' ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.....

Chihuahua: Yo quiero taco bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover...

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there......

Greyhound: It isn't moving, who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the bulbs in a little circle.....

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry but I don't see a light bulb.

Hound Dog: ZZZzzzzzz

Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

[StormChaser]

LOL

I saw this bumper sticker...
"Dogs have owners, Cats have Staff"

- Truth or what?
hehehe

[Raevyn]

Shouldn't this be in Just Silly?

[Dellit Tandannon]

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[Flaire]

:thumbsup:

[fire_Raven]

:meow:

[Flar's Freyja]

Irish Setter: Hmmm.....is it righty-tighty or lefty-loosey.........

Had one of those once, it got lost every time it left the yard.......

I loved the one about the German Shepherds........when my ex-husband worked nights and came home I had to convince the dog that it was only Daddy and it took ten minutes to calm him down after he let him in.........

[Rubi Waters]

I had a cocker spanial once.....he peed when someone rang the doorbell. I took out the doorbell and bought a doorknocker thingy.

[Saphra]

I have two labs, and that is the exact thing that they would say. I also have a cat, and she would bite you before saying that answer...

[fire_Raven]

once again....
:meow:

[SimplyStrange]

My dog's an Aussie-chow mix... plus she's old, so she'd be saying "Ok... circle... light bulbs... put them in a... wait, I see something shiny! Ok, light bulbs... circle... wait... what was I doing?

[earthcat]

My Akita would probably say:

I'll get it in a minute; just keep those darned cats away!