Mairwen
May 31st, 2001, 12:48 AM
Words of Wisdom
Grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change.
The courage
To change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom
To hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they
ticked me off. And also,
Grant me the patience to suffer fools,
or, alternatively, a chainsaw.
Help me to be careful
Of the toes I step on today as they
May be connected to the butt
That I might have to kiss tomorrow.
Amen.
Grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change.
The courage
To change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom
To hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they
ticked me off. And also,
Grant me the patience to suffer fools,
or, alternatively, a chainsaw.
Help me to be careful
Of the toes I step on today as they
May be connected to the butt
That I might have to kiss tomorrow.
Amen.