who'd ya wanna smack?

[adament]

we play a game at work when we are slow...."who'd ya wanna smack"....here's a sample list....

1. anna nicole smith (gives blondes a bad name)
2. geraldo rivera (take away his mike!)
3. julia roberts (home wrecker, plus ewwww.....just LOOK at lyle lovett!)
4. the French (yes, ALL of them!)

blah blah blah....

so....who's on YOUR list?

adament

[WitchJezebel]

Okay, I'll bite, besides my boss:

1. Definitely Anna Nicole Smith
2. That Simon guy from American Idol (I can't stand that show)
3. Patrick Swayze (can't begin to tell you why, I've never seen ANY of his movies)
4. Gillian Barberi from Good Day Live (Los Angeles program)
5. Kathie Lee Gifford when she was with Regis.

I'm sure there are others... :D

[~ Monk ~]

Gillian Barberi - good call, WitchJezebel. In addition to her:

1) Any member of a boy band. Including former members.

2) Oprah.

3) Rosie O'Donnell.

4) Keanu Reeves - whenever I hear "Woah."

5) Dr. Phil. Multiple times, please.

6) Justin from American Idol. Heck, anyone from American Idol.

Oh, there be plenty more I can't think of at the moment....:D

[adament]

ewwww......oh yeah, kathi lee for sure!....and martha stewart too...

[~ Monk ~]

Here's a fresh one: my co-worker, who I was complaining to an hour ago about not liking it when people I work with hit me up for donations - and who just now asked me to sponsor her for a walkathon. :smash:

[adament]

yeah!...what's with all the $$$ you are supposed to just fork over at work?...between kids candy sales, cookie sales, birthdays, yada yada yada....i just work here, i didn't sign on to adopt anyone....

ada

[Psyche Ague]

1. People who dislike the French for absolutely no reason (there IS no reason)
2. People who insist on the quality of pop music
3. Girls obsessed with their looks and with boys
4. Boys obsessed with their "masculinity" and with girls
5. People who hate animals/certain kinds of animals
6. People who dislike "hippies" (please don't make me hurt you for dissing my parents, thankyou.)
7. Julia Roberts (I just don't like her. *shrug*)
8. People obsessed with being "straight" (suuuuuure you are...:D)
9. People who favour big business over the environment

And so many more.

[~ Monk ~]

George W. Bush.

George W. Bush's administration.

Anyone on the extreme left or right.

Ben Affleck.

Jennifer Lopez.

[Marchosias]

Originally posted by Psyche Ague

1. People who dislike the French for absolutely no reason (there IS no reason)
4. Boys obsessed with their "masculinity" and with girls
5. People who hate animals/certain kinds of animals
9. People who favour big business over the environment

And so many more.

OWWWW Lay off Psyche!!! :p

[Ahautenites]

1. My boss
2. Someone who is on my personal hit list
3. Anna Nicole Smith
4. The strung-out girl in the movie Traffic.
5. The boyfriend of the strung-out girl in Traffic.

[Azure]

1. Kathie Lee Gifford
2. Bill O'Reilly (sneering 24/7 to cover for your own failings is so unimpressive, especially when you're really just a glorified gossip).
3. All the homophobes on the Nashville City Council.
4. All the rich people who are paying thieves to steal art treasures from Iraq - or any art or archaeological treasures.
5. My evil uncle who treats my grandfather so shabbily.
6. The network execs who keep producing "reality" TV.
7. Kathie Lee Gifford (she's the most annoying person I can think of).
8. Michael Jackson
9. The people who run the dinner theatre where I work.
10. My loser ex from several years back, but I would only smack him if I got to wear a rubber glove.
11. Kathie Lee Gifford.

[Azure]

I like Shpongle's most recent list, but see my list number 10 for the qualifications for smacking any of those people.

[Bainidhe Dub]

Oh easy one.

The Iraqi's who cheered when they found out Saddam was gone, but wanted us out of there yesterday, like our troops are the bad guys.

*growls* Really lights my fire there. lol

I have to agree with Anna Nicole, she's annoying as hell.

Though I'd love to smack some of the advertising people who come up with some of the *stupidest* commercials on TV lol.

[FaerySong]

1):uzi: Avril Lavigne (I can't stand her)
2) The people who came up with Spongebob
3) Spongebob
4)Homophobes
5) Christian fanatics
6) MTV
7)People in general
8) Terrorists
9) People who try to be someone their not
10) my ex gf. lol


there are lots more.

[WitchJezebel]

Originally posted by adament

yeah!...what's with all the $$$ you are supposed to just fork over at work?...between kids candy sales, cookie sales, birthdays, yada yada yada....i just work here, i didn't sign on to adopt anyone....

ada


:rotfl:

[Ahautenites]

But what about Kathie Lee Gifford, Azure? Don't you think she should be smacked, too?

[Azure]

Good idea. I'll challenge her to my favorite card game - Slapitaire.

[Emerald Oak]

Originally posted by Psyche Ague

1. People who dislike the French for absolutely no reason (there IS no reason)


Actually, I think people hate the French because THEY hate US. Isn't that a healthy attitude? :D

My list...

1. The entire pop music industry (Ricky Martin, I'm coming for you).

2. People who associate Wicca with Satanism... Especially after they've been told HUNDREDS of times that it has nothing to do with a CHRISTIAN SYMBOL (yeah, a Christian who's never even touched a Wiccan book is gonna know more about my religion than I am...).

3. Anyone who tries to push their beliefs on me (this includes hippies who try to tell me not to eat meat, or to recycle EVERYTHING bio-degradable, etc...).

4. Those people at school who get on to me for holding my girlfriend's hand (is love really that offensive?).

5. Larz Ulrich for being such a damned SELL-OUT!!!! :flamer:

6. My dad, for not raising me.


Okay, I guess that's about it.

[~ Monk ~]

Originally posted by Azure

Good idea. I'll challenge her to my favorite card game - Slapitaire.

:rotfl:

[Lyntwyn]

Is there a limit to who and how many?

First off would be the females they hire for the "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful" commercials. I know they are just reciting lines, but man, I'd love to give them one right upside the head.

And Paul Anka, because of that Stupid "Having my Baby" song.
Have you listened to the lyrics?

Didn't have to keep it
Wouldn't put you through it
You could have swept it from your life but you wouldn't do it.
No, you wouldn't do it...
Paul Anka

Grrr.
Now I'm getting warmed up.

[PeleRising]

HMMMM... lets see...

1) the war protestors who got in my face... and tried to push their beliefs on me.

2) Those ppl who cried about the military not stopping the Iraqi looters of the museums... our boys and girls were doing things so much more important then watching stuff.

3) ppl who cheat on their taxes while I pay my full share.

4) Rosie O'Donnal... for no other reason then she thinks she speaks for the average Mom! ( HAH!)

5) Sorry but I also have to add the snobby, "im better then you" French who dislike us just because we are American!

I'm sure I can think of more... but thats all for now.

[MzNeko]

Well, these are just what I can think of right now, but the list is subject to change at whim... :)

Pat Robertson

Jerry Falwell

Fred Phelps

Senator Santorum

Franklin Graham

That guy who threw that lady's dog into traffic during a road-rage incident (actually, I'd like to smack him multiple times)

John Ashcroft

My dear friends when I think they're doing something stupid and self-harmful

The people I noticed in the movie theatre last weekend - apparently they thought it was a good idea to bring their eight-year-old to see House of 1000 Corpses... I mean, what the hell were they thinking?

Pretty much everyone who shares the road with me :p

[AstraSkye]

Originally posted by Psyche Ague

1. People who dislike the French for absolutely no reason (there IS no reason)
2. People who insist on the quality of pop music
3. Girls obsessed with their looks and with boys
4. Boys obsessed with their "masculinity" and with girls
5. People who hate animals/certain kinds of animals
6. People who dislike "hippies" (please don't make me hurt you for dissing my parents, thankyou.)
7. Julia Roberts (I just don't like her. *shrug*)
8. People obsessed with being "straight" (suuuuuure you are...:D)
9. People who favour big business over the environment

And so many more.

I second all of that.

[AstraSkye]

Originally posted by Emerald Oak

Actually, I think people hate the French because THEY hate US. Isn't that a healthy attitude? :D

Correction: SOME Frenchmen hate the leaders of the US, just like some Swedes hate the leaders of the US, or some Brits, or some Germans, etc. One can't speak for all of them (how many million people live in France???), and it's close-minded to judge all of them because of what one person has said.

Off topic, yes, but this "I-hate-the-French-the-French-hates-us" is pissing me off.

[FaerySong]

Originally posted by Emerald Oak

2. People who associate Wicca with Satanism... Especially after they've been told HUNDREDS of times that it has nothing to do with a CHRISTIAN SYMBOL (yeah, a Christian who's never even touched a Wiccan book is gonna know more about my religion than I am...).

4. Those people at school who get on to me for holding my girlfriend's hand (is love really that offensive?).


2) OMG I know! "Do you worship the Devil???" "No I don't even believe in him, sorry."



4- But you're a guy (as I have heard??) so it's not as bad as ME holding my girlfriend's hand. Cause the people at my school are @&$#*@# about that stuff. Love is blind. And gender is only a barrier because we make it one. (Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night - I love that quote!)

[Annyka]

Heath Ledger - He is such a (mmm can I say such bad words on a pg rating site? - I don't think so)......

That's pretty much it.... He thinks he is so much better than he is - and I have 2nd hand knowledge of this (my bf knows him).

:)

(Oh and maybe the Pope - can't he die yet?)

Annyka

[Raydreamer]

With the French thing...nearly every country in the world has been stereotypified in some way, and people joke about them....even though people know for real that's not what they're really like...it's just being silly.

Like the French are supposed to not care what they do as long as they pronounce it properly. Americans are all sharing the same braincell and English people all wear bowler hats and carry umbrellas and are so polite and proper they're devoid of feeling. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :eek: :p

these are examples of caricatures of countries...obviously not my personal opinions.:)

[MammaStar]

I wasn't going to do this list...but I've changed my mind, since I got people

First and foremost Eshallet's mother & brother. And he knows it. Then I'd smack his cousin for buying her 12 year old a cell phone for no flippin good reason. :flamer:

My step-monster, wanna do more than to her, but there are pesky things like LAWS that prevent me from doing any harm. :T

my mother's ex-boyfriend, cause he won't leave her alone

my friend Spear for hurting me the way he has and his girlfriend too for making Spear hurt me the way he has. :(

The higher ups at Sci-Fi channel for cancelling "Farscape" and Farscape's writing team for making the last episode INCREDIBLY STUPID!

[Blueowl]

Oh, SUgar MAgs...((HUGS)) I am sorry about your friends, that really sucks, but as you know, REAL friends wouldn't do that!

Smacking...

1. People who can't agree to disagree and let it along :D ;)
2. HArd COre Bible Thumpers ( I will be going to hell for that one ;) )
3. SUV drivers who don't give a crap how small you are compared to them, they are going toblock your vision just so THEY can get ahead! (CAn I have a 22 so I can flatten their tires please?)
4. PEople who think they are better than everyone else
5. Liars and Cheaters!
6. SNOBS! No one is better than anyone else...get OVER IT!

THat is enough for now....oh 1 more
7. MY EX GF for bashing my helathy marriage while hers(Life that is) is a shamble (Hence the divorce Proceeding) and after I tried to give her a place tolive and was slapped in the face for even trying.

REal friends don't do that ya know what I mean MAgs?
:razz: :flamer: :flamer:

[Teshuva3D]

This is FUN!!!..okay here goes....
1.anyone who has anything to do with creating any of the reality shows..(survivor,etc...)
2.friends,co-workers,and clients who can't talk about anything but the reality shows..(for example,"Oh,like I can't believe that buddy and bo bo voted toby off the island but like fer sure it's cuzz Eunice wouldn't eat the squirmy thingies ..." )
3.Friends who get drunk and call me REALLY LATE at night and wake me up..and then act all surprised that i was sleeping just cuzz they AREN'T..
4.George Shrub
5.kathy Lee..
6.men who wolf whistle at my minor aged daughter..lol...
7.people who neglect their animals
8.people who neglect their kids
9.tele-marketers who manage to call my non listed number and try to sell me #$%^ I've never even heard of before..
10.people who don't tip...after raving about how much they loved the way I did their hair..
11.sometimes my mom
12.people who bitch at me for being a carnivore..
13.religious proselytizers of ANY kind
14.my spouse from whom I'm separated
15.O'Reilly!!!!!!
16.The people who write for "Charmed"..and myself for watching the damn show..LOL..
Phew..I'm done now...

[lil_lady_luck]

I'd like to start off by saying that I love Spongebob, FaerySong....LOL. I even have Spongebob underware! (oops, did I just admit to that!)

I'd just like to smack the person who ran over the little squirrel that was eating a walnut outside my house a couple weeks ago. I got right up to the edge of the road yelling and waving for them to slow down and let the little squirrel get away.......but they sped up instead and ran him over........

[WitchJezebel]

Okay, well I'm going again, since I posted the first time back in april:

1. my boss
2. The extremist fundie that sits next to me that insists I'm inhuman and uncompassionate because I don't just gush over her melodramatics (big blowout and I called her a drama queen... she LOST IT).
3. The woman who sits on the other side of me who thinks she's always right.
4. The captains of the Staten Island Ferry who still haven't said a dang thing about what really happened, and killed many people.
5. My brother-in-law - he thinks I'm a devil worshipper.

[Gareth]

Me ,I simply deserve it
Good ol' dubya. Too many reasins for that one!
FRUSTRATION OVERLOAD!! Too many people for me to list!

[kewlhippiechick]

Wow...just 5, eh? Okay, here goes...

1. Paris Hilton (YUCK!)
2. All of the Survivor's cast...AND any other 'Reality' show!
3. Bill Clinton
4. A certain fake red-head, whose initials are M.A.W.!!! And it's NOT MothWench!!!!! LOL!
5. Drunk men at renaissance faire's who think it's oh-so-cool to make rude comments about my cleavage!

Whew! That felt really good! Thanks! :fpeace:

[dragonkin]

OK! This is fun!!!! So many choices but here's some main ones:
1. All those idiots that stand outside our local magic store and tell us we are going to Hell and my son should be taken away from me so he can be saved from a life of evil!!!!!!!!
2. All those politicians and rich tourists who help people in other countries form their oppinions about Americans. If the only people from America I ever met were politicians and rich snobby tourists, I'd hate us too! I was a military brat living in Europe and have seen how American tourists act, even the military sometimes treat the people of their host nation and if someone acted like that in my house I would bodily boot them out.(The French did- kudos to DeGaul)
3. Bush! Bush! Bush! I love the French and Germans even more for stonewalling his agenda in The United Nations. I would love to see him stand up on that floor and drop from an aneurism because of them. Then you'd have to love them for saving America.
4. The idiots I meet who think women can't be strong and sef-sufficient. These are the few males who think I'm just the way I am until the right guy comes along to protect and take care of me. (In no way reflects on all males, only the specific idiots I have met and if I haven't called you an idiot this does not include you)
5. People who in any way harm children. I wouldn't just smack there I'd do some serious harm.

[lightfairy]

britney spears *hit me baby one more time* ok you asked for it!judge judy (cow)
those a holes that cuss micheal jackson
those stupid girl and boy bands
extremist fundies especially the ones that knock on your door every other week claiming to have the key to saving my soul, my soul is happy just where it is thanks
my dad
the creators of pokemon

[Old Witch]

People who want to smack Martha Stewart and Kathie Lee Gifford........both are strong, successful women whom the establishment wants brought down HARD!

[MammaStar]

The moronic woman at the Game store yesterday, who stared at my friends and I (we weren't dressed any different from her) like we were exhibits in the zoo.

the mother-f***ing jerk, who nearly plowed my car about an hour ago

as always...my step-monster

my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend who STILL after FOUR years thinks I'm after her man and insists on calling my house at all hours

and as always...dumb a$$ people.

:devil:

[FlyingBear]

I love these! A little spleen venting can be o so good for your state of mind.

Let's see:

1. People who have more children than they know what to do with or afford, then call me " damn selfish" for having waiting as long as I have to have just my one. The same idiots that don't seem to understand that birth control doesn't work when it's laying there on the nightstand. And *all* the excuses I hear for not having used said birth control! OMGS! You think a condom is expensive, you idiot, try a baby that you're NOT ready for!

2. Those lovely folks that shop during the holiday season that are SO filled with the milk of human kindness that I just want to strangle them! /sarcasm off. You know the ones, if you've ever worked retail in your life. The people that just come in with a hostile attitude and it gets SO much better from there! These are usually the same self centered gits that yell, scream and throw clothes at you when you just can't break the company rules for them " just this once." Take your stand against all that is stale and dead in your life somewhere else, Princess!

3. Co workers who come in and dump every little detail about their patheic love lives, wanting advice but then neither acting on it or really even listening. BAH! If I get to work early now, I point at the clock and say," See that? I have 20 mintues before I have to care." And do they ever ask me how I am? O heck no.

4. People who really can't seem to wrap their little brains around the concept of a home birth. I've gotten some really rude questions as of late. I hate it how people assume that being a pregnant woman means you're automactically going to cave and start screaming for drugs. Being a woman doesn't mean that you're weak! * ROAR*

5. The fact that I can't seem to find any modivation to get off my ass and back to working on my book. * sigh*

[Hoot]

Okay, here's my five:

1. I'll go with the flow and start out with Anna Nicole Smith, too... And since I'm on celebrities - whoever said Bill O'Reilly, I agree - his loud arrogance jumps up and down on my very last nerve. (Was that cheating to put them both on one?)

2. People who scheme for power without caring that anyone else is harmed in the process.

3. People who unjustly level accusations against others, without knowing what they're saying is true or not, and without caring.

4. Someone I thought to be a friend who unethically and illegally violated my privacy in order to promote sales for their very mediocre book.

5. People who expect everyone else in the world to think, believe, and behave exactly as they do, and won't shut up about it if we don't.

Whew! That felt so good.

[WitchJezebel]

People who want to smack Martha Stewart and Kathie Lee Gifford........both are strong, successful women whom the establishment wants brought down HARD!

I'll admit to wanting to smack Kathie Lee Gifford; she's just annoying as hell, but I do like and admire Martha Stewart.

[Flaire-FireStar]

1. THEY (VB knows who they are. ) "S" included!
2. SHE as in "W"
3. HER....as in "A"
4. The guy who took up 4 parking spaces at the mall with his little jag.
5. The people who park where there is no fing parking spaces (on the diagonal lines at the grocery store, or right by the mailboxes at the post office) :rolleyes:

[Ash StormRaven]

Hmmm...heavy hitters here:

1) the U.S. Government
2) Michael Jackson
3) My friend Thursday's roomate Shane
4) televangelists
5) Oprah

[morrigen]

Heath Ledger - He is such a (mmm can I say such bad words on a pg rating site? - I don't think so)......

That's pretty much it.... He thinks he is so much better than he is - and I have 2nd hand knowledge of this (my bf knows him).

:)

(Oh and maybe the Pope - can't he die yet?)

Annyka


Ohhhhh.....but he's so *cute* :drool:

[Pesha]

Who would I like to smack?? Ok lets see hmmmm:


That Gillian creature from Goodday live on the Fox Channel.....oy vey.

The person who invented child proof caps and forgot adults have to open them.

The two Mormon missionaries that came by today right in the middle of Grandson acting out and wanted me to know.....heck well you know.

The people who thought seeing Paris Hilton and the other blond do stupid things on TV was funny.

And last but definitly not the least......The jerk who got my email from someone and thought it would be fun to write a long graphic depiction of his last sexual encounter. That one got sent off to Yahoo.

I think that will do for now.

BB
DS.:colorful:

[LittleRhiannon]

1. principle of my old school (he was like a frigging nazi, not kidding. public school, we can't wear hats, gloves, scarves, "dangerous jewelery" :wtf: , or anything on our heads really...the list goes on)
2. Bush&Cheney :bastard:

3. My homeroom teacher, who is also the spanish teacher, and yells at me for taking french :stomp:

4. the cheerleaders at my school (not all cheerleaders, just the ones at my school are very loud, annoying, and tend to practice just outside the auditorium during play rehearsal) :bangyourh

5. People who dress a certain way to be popular, and then come tell me I look weird because I don't do it too :smash:

6. Dr. Phil :grrrrr: he needs a good smack, I hate him. He comes on my TV when I least expect it and yells. No more o' that m'lord, no more 'o that...

7. Hillary Duff...'nuff said.

8. teachers who to everyone in the classes sports game, but not to my plays...people who place the arts after sports in anyway actually :rolleyes: ignorant fools... :lol: They should have equal treatment

9. My world civ teacher who said that paganism wasn't a real important religion...and she disrespects every religion we learn about. She told us how she took a class on Hindu, and fell asleep during meditating, because it was boring. And she just makes up stuff really.

10. My world lit teacher who won't go into anything I bring up in class that he isn't familiar with

11. The guy who replaced Dylan on the z104 morning drive...he made it boring...


I'm gonna stop now :whistle:

[Kalika]

2) The people who came up with Spongebob
3) Spongebob


there are lots more.

Thank you!! I thought I was the only person who didn't like spongebob.

My list:

A couple of my co-workers
Spongebob and the creators of
GW Bush
Saddam
Osama
Ignorant people

The list goes on and on....

[Kawaii_Keishi]

All of them. yes, I hate them, all.

[Kalika]

Okay, here's my five:

1. I'll go with the flow and start out with Anna Nicole Smith, too... And since I'm on celebrities - whoever said Bill O'Reilly, I agree - his loud arrogance jumps up and down on my very last nerve. (Was that cheating to put them both on one?)

2. People who scheme for power without caring that anyone else is harmed in the process.

3. People who unjustly level accusations against others, without knowing what they're saying is true or not, and without caring.

4. Someone I thought to be a friend who unethically and illegally violated my privacy in order to promote sales for their very mediocre book.

5. People who expect everyone else in the world to think, believe, and behave exactly as they do, and won't shut up about it if we don't.

Whew! That felt so good.

I like those, can I say those too? :D

[FaeFollower]

Oh, there are waaaaaay too many to list them all...at the moment, my younger sister would have to be tops on my list. :meanface: And the obnoxious neo-punk band she is listening to at top volume RIGHT NOW!!!!

Oooooh, wait there's another that vies for the top spot along with my sis: My phys ed teacher. I was on hometeaching (that is, excused absences with private teaching) and today, she sent home my assignments to make up: eight ten-page essays on various sporting activities. FOR GYM!! Is this woman delusional?! :bangyourh

[LightDancer]

ummm...let's see

-Dubya'
-the freakin' drunks who pass out in the park and smash there liquor bottles all over the place
-that loud mouth group of teenagers downtown who were whipping snowballs at Hutterites and harrassing a couple of Muslim women
-everyone at Alberta Health and Wellness...and while we're at it, Revenue Canada
-Kathie Lee Gifford--yes she's a strong woman, but really how annoying can one human being be
-my husband---he's so damned passive-agressive
-my mother-in-law---bully:(
-my husbands ex---you can't even manage one 5 year old--what makes you think you can manage a 5 year old AND newborn twins---ever heard of birth control


thanx that feels much better:)

B*B
Jamie

[FaeFollower]

1. principle of my old school (he was like a frigging nazi, not kidding. public school, we can't wear hats, gloves, scarves, "dangerous jewelery" :wtf: , or anything on our heads really...the list goes on)
2. Bush&Cheney :bastard:

3. My homeroom teacher, who is also the spanish teacher, and yells at me for taking french :stomp:

4. the cheerleaders at my school (not all cheerleaders, just the ones at my school are very loud, annoying, and tend to practice just outside the auditorium during play rehearsal) :bangyourh

5. People who dress a certain way to be popular, and then come tell me I look weird because I don't do it too :smash:

6. Dr. Phil :grrrrr: he needs a good smack, I hate him. He comes on my TV when I least expect it and yells. No more o' that m'lord, no more 'o that...

7. Hillary Duff...'nuff said.

8. teachers who to everyone in the classes sports game, but not to my plays...people who place the arts after sports in anyway actually :rolleyes: ignorant fools... :lol: They should have equal treatment

9. My world civ teacher who said that Peopleism wasn't a real important religion...and she disrespects every religion we learn about. She told us how she took a class on Hindu, and fell asleep during meditating, because it was boring. And she just makes up stuff really.

10. My world lit teacher who won't go into anything I bring up in class that he isn't familiar with

11. The guy who replaced Dylan on the z104 morning drive...he made it boring...


I'm gonna stop now :whistle:

And I'm stealing LittleRhiannon's list as well. Except number 11 and number three, and substitute global for world civ and world lit in numbers 9 and 10. How is it that every high school in the world ends up exactly the same? :fprisoner

[seph valentine]

1. every hypocrite christian ( not all christians are hypocrites just the majority)
2. the stupid actors who act as if they are better than the tech crew (without tech there is no show)
3. people in our country who bad mouth it (bottom line we are best out there)
4. the person responsible for destroying the works of Dr. Seuss (I blame hollywood for now)
5. closed minded people (you know the ones that think that their right and the rest of the world is wrong)

[Raihn]

That guy from those long since dead 7Up commercials..

[AuroraSilvermist]

I don't smack anyone--I just blister 'em with invective. :smoke:

[LightDancer]

3. people in our country who bad mouth it (bottom line we are best out there)

That's a little arrogant don't you think, I'm sure there are countries out there that are better than America...especially now that it's being run by Dubya';)


B*B
Jamie

[MoonWeed]

J-Lo: for messing up a perfectly good man..Ben will just never be the same LOL

[Hoot]

I just discovered the plain wreath of fresh evergreens that I made and hung on my apartment door this weekend was stolen, and so I'd really like to smack the person who did that.

[MoonWeed]

I want to take back my J-Lo smack and give it to Hoot..That really was low..Sorry;)

[Hoot]

Thanks, flicker. I think so, too! (And if I had some more karma, I'd give you a little karma smack.) :hugz:

Well, I'm trying to be my usual fuzzy bunny self and feel flattered that they liked what I made, or trying to think they needed it more than I did and all that, but... damn! I still just wanna smack 'em.

[Convallaria]

lol, everyones are so good! Mine are:

1) people who talk in internet short forms and mis spell words on purpose (ie Kewl as opposed to cool)
2) Monica Lewinski for becoming famous for giving someone head
3) RL Stine for writing hundreds of crappy books that no one reads
4) Daniel Radcliff for being an awful actor
5) Nike shoe co. for working kids at a penny/day to make shoes that they sell for hundreds of dollars/pair

[Avalon]

1. sunset_winds for making fun of Daniel Radcliffe :shhhh:

2. Add me to the Shrub-Smacking party

3. Madonna, for becoming a "children's author" when you know she didn't write a word of those books, and the actual talented writers are getting elbowed out

4. Someone I can't mention, for reasons that s/he knows about

5. my cousins for not talking

6. Celine Dion! Man, I can't stand her!!! :sick:

7. Anyone who continues to feed into Colin Farrell's image (can you say "double standard"? I knew you could.)

More as events warrant...

[wintermagick]

The writers on the show Angel for taking the character of Spike and completely destroying him. Also for not letting the show just DIE already...

:awwman:

[ambermystique]

How about Johnny Fairplay from the most recent Survivor? He was such a sexist bastard.
Madonna
Britney
J-Lo
Kevin Costner
My cousin for not visiting or calling my grandma before she died.
My uncle who said f**k you to my mom at Thanksgiving.
Anyone that disrespects my family or friends.
Drunken retards at the bars, who actually think that you'll go home with them.
People who make assumptions.

[Cappy]

Ahh, this is wonderful! World feel my WRATH.

1) my friend for dumping her boyfriend(with whom she has a child) then 3 weeks later she started dating a 17 year old(she's 23).
2) my mom for living beyond her means then complains that she doesn't have enough money.
3) the bush administration :bastard:
4) the guy who invented nuclear wepons
5) p diddy!!(blech)
6) my dad for getting a heart attack, had quadruple bi-pas AND STILL SMOKES!!!
7) people who hunt for sport

I'm sure I can think of more, give me time.

[wintermagick]

My uncle who said f**k you to my mom at Thanksgiving.

Oh, that reminds me! And I wanna smack my punk-a$$ misogynist brother who said f-you to ME this past Thanksgiving! Grr... arghh! :geez:

[Marchosias]

1. PETA

2.PETA

3. PETA

4. PETA

5. PETA "People"

[Calyx]

1. Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie. What a couple of spoiled little brats! :nuhuh:
2. Inconsiderate drivers who are usually yakking on their cell phones while they are cutting you off or tailgating you!
3. SUV trendoids, and that goes back to #2
4. The greedy housing industry that is totally ruining the Houston area by totally bulldozing nice trees and meadows, then building ugly inferior housing that will probably be infested with mold within a year! :meanface:
5. J-ho (oops, I mean J-lo)
6. Trista and Ryan. 25K for shoes????? Come on!!!

I could probably go on, but that's a good start for now! :colorful:

[Raydreamer]

sometimes i wanna smack my fella! I heard someone say once that when you love someone that much...you see their weakness's tenfold. That made me feel better and not such a moody cow who's a fault finder!
And myself occasionally. Sometimes i need a good smack for being a dope! And my brother every so often whom although i love with every ounce of my soul...can be a real muppet sometimes and doesn't realise what a beautiful person he is.

[DayDreamer]

1. Dubya. Let him be first, please.
2. David Letterman and Seinfeld. Please... neither are funny!
3. All teenagers who THINK they know everything, but refuse to take responsibility for anything.
4. All adults living in their parents' home who complain and whine about their situation but refuse to change it.
5. Bill Gates. If i see the "blue screen of death" ONE more time this week, I'm gonna scream.


OH... and Bennifer. J-Ho. Whatever. Those two annoy the daylights out of me. Who CARES if they are engaged/married/splitup/hate each other?? Just get it off the NEWS for goodness sake. Sheesh. While you're at it, let's smack the idiot news program directors who think this kind of crap is NEWSWORTHY.

[HallsOfAvalon]

1. (And Only 1) Saddam..... he looks so smackable!

[Avalon]

2. David Letterman and Seinfeld. Please... neither are funny!


Finally! The one other person in the whole &$*@ universe that feels the way I do about Seinfeld!!!!! :yayhawaii

[zakzekezedd]

As of today.....uhm...I'll settle for 5 minutes alone with a big stick in an alley with the idiot who figured out the labor budget for work for the last 3 weeks.
hmpf! Anna Nicole is an embarrassment not just to blondes, and women, but to the whole human race. But smacking her senseless would be a bit redundant don't you think...;)

[Hoot]

I thought we were all trying to smack some sense into Anna Nicole Smith with cluesticks...

[Raydreamer]

I thought we were all trying to smack some sense into Anna Nicole Smith with cluesticks...

:lol:

[Ceallach]

1. mother in law.. how many pills can you take and still be a b*#@1!
2. cell phone drivers.. enough said
3. friend who claims she will live off the state for the rest of her life if she can get away with it
4. repeat 1-3
5. the gov't .. just cause
6. Society that tells our young people how they should look and dress and the people who torture said young people when they don't look that way.
7. Repeat 1-6 as needed.

[Miss Edith]

Just three for me... :)

1. Gemma
2. Angela
3. Stef
(all these people have either smacked me, or gotten others to smack me)

[DayDreamer]

I have always found Seinfeld to be incredibly boring and downright stupid on occasion. Not at all amusing.

High five, sister :)


Finally! The one other person in the whole &$*@ universe that feels the way I do about Seinfeld!!!!! :yayhawaii

[blueiris]

1. Mother
2. Father
3. George Bush (but what else is new?)

[Old Witch]

Finally! The one other person in the whole &$*@ universe that feels the way I do about Seinfeld!!!!! :yayhawaiiYou are not alone!!

[HallsOfAvalon]

I'm sorry there is another.

Media, that sets the standard as to what is news worthy or not.

Ok, one more....

The judge in the Michael Jackson case, for considering to let him go to England.
If he was anyone else, he wouldn't even be able to leave the state... let alone, the country. What idiots for playing favortism for a criminal.

[Sun-si-arri]

mmmmmmmmm...the sweet scent of Karma I smell, about to fall apon each and every one of you.( Especially those who typed the words Michael and Jackson here.) The negativity in here could smother a person!!!!!!
Love and Light
sun-si-arri
xxx

[Shanti]

I dont need to get down on any body.

Just a character...BARNEY...GRRRRRR.

The guy thats plays barney,,,no prob, he has to make a living too.
Same for the creators of the show, and character.

Just BARNEY......GRRRRRRRR....

[Crystal_Raye]

People I'd like to smack:
1. Amos (a kid in my school)
2. Wade (another kid in my school)
3. Michael Jackson
4. Janet Jackson
5. Dr. Phil
6. Jerry Springer
7. everyone who's ever been on Jerry Springer's show
8. Good Charolette (hit puberty already and quit whining your lyrics!!)
9. porn-stars
10. Justin Timberlake

People I'd like to beat into a bloody smear:
1) animal/plant abusers (ONE DAY NATURE SHALL HAVE HER REVENGE!!!)
2) racists/sexists/discriminators

[dr_zeus440]

1) jessica simpson, because she is a complete DUMBASS!!!!!!
2) gerald gardner
3) people who whine about how bad their lives are and, coincedentally, own pleather clothing.
4) whoever wrote this http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.7.3.4516.42680.html

[MammaStar]

currently, my brother. Why? cause he's a self-centered arse. Our dad loaned him some major $$$ to get a new car and A. He hasn't even put the said new car on the road yet and B. our dad asked him to come over to the house and help him with something that would've taken 15 minutes to do. I do not understand why he INSISTS that everyone OWES him. And yet, both our parents still bend over backwards. He's friggin 31 now, married with 2 kids. LET HIM TAKE SOME GROWN UP RESPONSIBILITY!!!!

And yet, who quietly put on her hoddie and went outside to help her dear ol'Dad? yup me. not because I'm a maryter or to stick it to my selfish brother, but because my Dad has done so much for me my entire life that the very least I could do is go out and help unload a car off a trailer. Bonus on that: I got to drive the pretty, new truck. :)

well, that turned into a bit of a rant. sorry about that folks.

[blueiris]

1) People who try to push their beliefs on me. LEAVE ME ALONE! :)
2) This girl in my school...back stabbing little - i'll stop now. :lol:
3) Homophobic people.
4) The guys in my school who think it is "hot" to see two girls making out - but think that being gay or bi is WRONG. (how hypocritical!)
5) Hypocrites.
6) The people in the Harry Potter movies...besides the guy who plays Ron Weasley and Snape..the rest annoy the hell out of me.
7) Pop singers, like Britney, Christina, Justin Timberlake (Cry me a river, build me a bridge and jump off it :lol: ) and so on.
8) Pamela Anderson.
9) Bush (not just once...but ALOT)
10) Bush's administration.

[Llewyth]

The little punks who broke my BBQ! Idiot little mangy maggot fed raised in a barn brats who are spewed forth like vermin from parents who deserve to be sterilized at birth! Ahhhhhhh! Thank you! for letting me get this out. Did I mention they decided to make a little bonfire in there and let the tank open? They could have burned my house since they didn't think to at least move it from where it was.

[bellamandu]

*smacks self*

[Azure]

Eli Manning
Peyton Manning

All NFL QBs named Manning who are whiny.

[blueiris]

And oh - oh! Simple Plan! And their little Perfect song!!!!
As well as Bennifer (oh wait. they're broken up aren't they?), my brother, and the people who rated the movie Troy as R. Now I can't see it! :rolleyes:

[djmixon]

1) myself - for just being (right now)
2) my entire family - for believing I am their personal slave
3) my daughter's fiance - for being manipulative
4) my daughter - for not seeing it
5) my boss - for saying she supports me but then making motions to keep from being able to support me especially in my time of need
6) whoever is making it so that my boss has to make these changes
7) my bank and other creditors - for not understanding or making allowances for people with health issues. . .
8) everyone else

Now I am going to crawl back into my hole and glower. . .life sucks right now. . .

[turtlerain46]

Okay, I'll bite, besides my boss:

1. Definitely Anna Nicole Smith
2. That Simon guy from American Idol (I can't stand that show)
3. Patrick Swayze (can't begin to tell you why, I've never seen ANY of his movies)
4. Gillian Barberi from Good Day Live (Los Angeles program)
5. Kathie Lee Gifford when she was with Regis.

I'm sure there are others... :D
LOL, if you want a funny story about Patrick Swazee, I have one from his former bodyguard.
Here's myn

1. Bush
2. anyone who won't think for themselves
3. my boss
That's my top three, however I could keep going

[Dextra]

Stupid people.

Man, am I gonna be busy for a while...

[Aidron]

[1.] Tom Greene
[2.] George 'national debt' Bush Jr.
[3.] Anyone and everyone from American Idol (especially Clay and Simon).
[4.] Dan 'potatoe' Quyale
[5.] Bill 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman!' Clinton
[6.] Anyone who works for a tabloid
[7.] Justin Timberlake (and any other boy band member... ever)
[8.] Paris and Nikki Hilton
[9.] Cartoon Network (They brought back He-Man, but where's She-Ra? And stop moving InuYasha around! Grr!)
[10.] Anyone who works at FOX
[11.] Most guys
[12.] Anyone in my family (for varying reasons at differen times)

[Dextra]

[9.] Cartoon Network (They brought back He-Man, but where's She-Ra? And stop moving InuYasha around! Grr!)


YEAH! :strike:


FOR THE HONOR OF GREYSKULL DAMMIT!

[Druchii]

My boss.
Myself.
The Tele-Tubbies.

[Autumn_Wolfdragon]

humm lets not forget TELE Marketers.... :grrrrr:
my folks and my brother for one reason or another
jhova witnesses that come to your door
anyone that preaches their religion to you
the lady that gave me extremely bad service at Outback last week
oh yeah
and the toy companies for making their new He-Man and Transformers look like shit compared to the old ones

BATTLE CAT RULES... oh yeah and ORKO/ORCO (however it is spelled) too

[Earthy]

My ex.That would about do it for me. :)

[bellamandu]

i want to smack the world

[edit] now that i think about it, that would be a good 80's song lol

[amberwolf]

My ex husband(would like to do more than just a smack but i wont go there)

Our govenment for not allowing a public register of known sex offenders

My ex friend wh thought she knew what was best for me and pushed me to my limit

The person who invented the word "moist" ugh what a disgusting word

The jehovas who constantly knock on my door

My daughters friend who is making her life hell

My daughter for not sorting her friend hell out

The person who decided women should pay for Tampons/pads etc (if men had periods theyd be free)

[soilsigh aingeal]

1. Anna Nicole Smith
2. Jessica Simpson
3. Nicke Lackey or whatever his name is.
4. Stupid whiney cry babies who throw tantrums about stupid stuff all the time
5. Stupid whiney cry babies who throw temper tantrums because *they* do something wrong and expect the world to kiss their arse!

[dr_zeus440]

The person who decided women should pay for Tampons/pads etc (if men had periods theyd be free)

haha, umm yeah sure! newsflash, men still have to pay for what they want hun.

[mucgwyrt]

Blair
Bush
My mother-in-law-to-be

[argento_occhi]

well, there are certain people i'd love to fish-slap. I'd prolly go for a medium sized trout, probably on the smaller size to get more bite out of it. not frozen, cos it's too hard then. A for who i'd fish-slap, well, let's see. Bush, Blair and Howard could do with a slap, mainly cos they're morons (no offence), slapping jessica simpson would be pointless cos there's no brains left in her, despite how much i'd enjoy it. i'd definitely have fun slapping spike up *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

i should go now cos i'm tired before i dig myself into a really deep hole. ah, well.

bright blessings,
argent

[Sun-si-arri]

Crystal Raye= hypocrite

You say you wish to "smack" all discriminators- well turn around and hit yourself because you have just disriminated against everyone that you don't know on your hateful list!!!
Good Day

[Boogins]

Ms. Lips. :flamer:

[Autumn_Wolfdragon]

The person who decided women should pay for Tampons/pads etc (if men had periods theyd be free)

I agree with that..
dr_zeus440,
yeah guys still have to pay for what they want.. but the difference here is we don't WANT to have to spend our money on pads/tampons/midol we have NO choice. And for that matter we don't even want Periods! I would love to take that extra money and buy somthing I want.

I would like to add my abusive ex husband to my smack list (I would really like to do a bit more than smack him :shot: , anoying Britney Spears (you can't be afraid your pregnate if you didn't sleep with him), People who turn up the bass in there cars and blast music you don't want to hear at 1 in the morning, My neighbors who insist on smoking around the front door of my apartment, parents who don't watch there kids and my car ends up suffering from it (my mirror was broke), anyone who ever said anything bad about the Harry Potter books/movies, Bush, Clinton, my apartments management, the person who made all the fast food taste so good and be so bad for you. :dinnertim

[CloakofStars9]

its good to see not everyone in the world likes jessica simpson, thank goodness i am not the only one :D

[Semele]

Crystal Raye= hypocrite

You say you wish to "smack" all discriminators- well turn around and hit yourself because you have just disriminated against everyone that you don't know on your hateful list!!!
Good Day
I think we have heard quite enough of this tripe. If you don't like the idea of people speaking their minds and commenting on things like this, then stay out of this thread.. whatever you do, I suggest you stop calling other members names.

[Phoenix Blue]

I would like to smack: trolls.

[Ahautenites]

I would like to smack: someone I just put on my ignore list for being a boor.

[Autumn]

Umm OK my list...

Shrubby
Boobahs...a new PBS/BBC show...umm and I am sure there is a lot of 'american' humor the brits don't get but I don't get the Boobahs...WEIRD!
Stupid people!! Including but not limited to passing trolls...

[Psyche Ague]

1) Myself for not starting this paper earlier. Now I'm going to be up all night writing it! Grar.
2) George W Bush for making me think they're going to reinstate the draft AND take away abortion rights. What an ass.
3) My professors for assigning so much stuff that's due all at the same time!!!
4) Trolls (just because I'm a sheep...I don't really care one way or another.)

[Tina]

Julia Roberts is a home wrecker? Can someone please explain?

we play a game at work when we are slow...."who'd ya wanna smack"....here's a sample list....

1. anna nicole smith (gives blondes a bad name)
2. geraldo rivera (take away his mike!)
3. julia roberts (home wrecker, plus ewwww.....just LOOK at lyle lovett!)
4. the French (yes, ALL of them!)

blah blah blah....

so....who's on YOUR list?

adament

[Tina]

Who would I like to smack?
Micheal Jackson (a smack to do some damage)
O.J Simpson (For getting away with murder)
The greedy natives (Just the ones who try to take land because they think they own it)
Tom Green(for being annoying)
Everyone who helped make the show Jackass(Not funny just stupid)
Marilyn Manson ( again I wanna do damage here)
There are more I just can't think of them right now!

[Azure]

My ex friend Nancy - just on principle. Not that it would help.
Jessica Simpson. Eeeuwww.
The soon to be ex husband of a friend - who started drinking, then found another woman who would put up with his asinine behavior and cheated, so he wouldn't have to face Lisa making him clean up his act. Loser.

[Tina]

Ok I found some more:

-Stiffler, the character in American Pie(not the real person, just the character he plays) Stiffler is such a pig!

-Paris Hilton(spoiled lil stuck up brat & stupid man is she stupid)

-the creators of pokemon

-makers of reality shows(except the Osbourns they are cool)

-Paperatzi(stop making money off other peoples lives)

-Courtney Love(can we say psycho?)

-anna nicole smith

-Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilara, Lil Kim, e.c.t!

-the French (Well, most of them!)

-~ Monk ~(for wanting to slap Keanu, You stay away from my man you hear!)

-People who hate animals/certain kinds of animals

-or hurt animals(I wanna make you feel what you did to them!)

-Jennifer Lopez(yes indeed, dating is not the same thing as getting married)

-People in general

-People who put down Wicca without even knowing what it is first!

-People who are against abortions

-People who think harsh drugs like, heroin & crack should be legal

-people who cheat & sleep around(I wanna harm you)

-stuck up people

-so damb insane(sadam Huisane)

-OH YAH & Angolita Jolee(or ass lips as I like to call her) & Catherine Zeta Jones, but mostly the first one!

And of course there are more!

[WynterWynd]

Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears...makes my skin crawl just typing their names:mad:
Donald Trump!!! All that :bastard: money...and he can't get a better 'rug' than that sorry @$$ comb over!
My Neighbor from hell! :flamer:
My father-in-law......nuff said!
My youngest sons teacher!:dis: Who thought it was OKkkkkkk to email me and berate me for letting him stay up to watch a movie *glares*
My hubby's X-wife.....I'd like to do alot more than just slap that:bastard:

[charmedkisses1]

we play a game at work when we are slow...."who'd ya wanna smack"....here's a sample list....

1. anna nicole smith (gives blondes a bad name)
2. geraldo rivera (take away his mike!)
3. julia roberts (home wrecker, plus ewwww.....just LOOK at lyle lovett!)
4. the French (yes, ALL of them!)

blah blah blah....

so....who's on YOUR list?

adament

You pretty much covered mine!!! :hehehehe:

[charmedkisses1]

But honestly....
Michael Jackson (Pick a race, cut your hair, and for God's sake stay away from the kiddies!)
Bill Clinton (HONESTLY, if I was President and I cheated on my wife in the country's icon, I could've done better than Monica.. shudder..)
The Trump Man (Not for his hair... he's probably like Samson! Cut it off and the whole empire falls! :lol: Come on adopt me already!)
Britney Spears (There's nothing wrong with lovin Madonna (right Morr?), but lovin her and trying to become her are two very different things!!!!!!!!)
Rachel.... ugh....... :strike:

[WynterWynd]

I need to add.......

the st...st.....stu.....studderin' idiot that does the local news here:mad: Why on earth they let this man speak in public, I'll never know!!!!

[wintermagick]

Alright... I found another old thread I kind of want to revisit...

I want to smack ORLANDA BLOOM! How many freakin' movies does this backstreet boy wannabe need to make a year and when will his popularity DIE already???

[MammaStar]

you know who I wanna smack? The MORONS down in the NYC Child Services that let that poor little girl stay in that house with that JERK who killed her. Then, I'd like to smack the mother for letting her husband do that to her own child and not to mention the once over I'd like to give to that child killer.

[Sothis*Crowfeather]

Alright... I found another old thread I kind of want to revisit...

I want to smack ORLANDA BLOOM! How many freakin' movies does this backstreet boy wannabe need to make a year and when will his popularity DIE already???
I'll help with that smack. :D

[Astara Seague]

Is there a limit to who and how many?

First off would be the females they hire for the "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful" commercials. I know they are just reciting lines, but man, I'd love to give them one right upside the head.

And Paul Anka, because of that Stupid "Having my Baby" song.
Have you listened to the lyrics?

Didn't have to keep it
Wouldn't put you through it
You could have swept it from your life but you wouldn't do it.
No, you wouldn't do it...
Paul Anka

Grrr.
Now I'm getting warmed up.
ACK!!! I have always hated that song!!! especilly since it was my first real boyfriends{in 8th grade} song!!! one of the reasons it didnt work out with us!!!
I also cant stand alot of those other mushy lovey dovey crybaby songs or movies!
Id like to slap Jennifer Garner, because of her bad acting in Alias,Brittney Spears, Jennifer Love Hewitt PLEASE!! the dumb little girl married to Brad Pitt, that idiot girl who married eminem again, oh so many dumb girls now adays! I could go on and on!!! But wont
cant forget close minded idiots, abusers in every form and my ex husband !

[smckim]

Oh the list is WAY too long to fit here!!!

[LyraDragonStar]

So many people....

[yarrow_elfglow]

to many people to list

[CoolJ]

Myself

[Whitewolf]

Yup, here's my list:

-judgemental people

-all hypocritical religious people [no I am not just talking about Christians],fundimentalists and right wing
Xtians

-The Bush administration

-President Bush

-Jehovah Witnesses, Mormons, Baptists or other religious people who shove their beliefs down my throat.

-sport hunters

-Boy Bands and Justin Timberlake

-Donald Trump

-Paris Hilton

-Sharon Osbourne -for being a money hungry c&*^

-anna nicole smith [annoying as hell]

-Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilara, Lil Kim

-P. Diddy [Puff Daddy]

-People who hate animals/certain kinds of animals

-people who abuse animals

-Jennifer Lopez

-People who don't give a damn about the environment

-People who exploit and destroy the environment.

-People who are judgemental about Wicca and Paganism

-People who are Pro Life and againist abortions

-Angolita Jolee

-Pat Robertson

-Jerry Falwell

-Fred Phelps

-Star Jones

-The Pope

-Michael Jackson

-Evangelists =Evil Agents

I think that is about it.







Jessica [aka Whitewolf]

[Earthy]

Just one...

[LostSheep]

george galloway mp.

[DragonFan]

01.people who write dragon killing books and stories <--this pisses me off big time
02.people who worship the devil
03.people who annoy me and use violence.

[Akhkharu Asgard]

The ass who set off the fire alarm in this dorm. I was watching a movie and I had to go outside in the freezing cold for about 20 minutes. Stupid drunk idiot...

[WitchJezebel]

Wow, talk about raising the dead with this thread!! I found my old post and I've got some new ones to add:

1. Rachael Ray - I love food and I despise the slang she attaches to her show; makes me want to kick her ass really hard.

2. George Bush (Dubya)

3. Renee Zellweiger (sp?) - she's got this pinched face, she looks constipated.

4. All the representatives I've dealt with at the many employment agencies I've signed up with that tell me that they have loads of jobs available, but haven't sent me on one interview... yet.

5. Nixmarry Brown's mother - Altho I'd like to really put a hurting on her for allowing that slimebag stepfather to abuse and ultimately kill her daughter.

6. Pat Robertson - he really should just stop talking.

[RunningBear]

Anne Robinson - TV's rudest woman?
Jeremy Paxman - TV's most irritating man?
John Prescott - The world's biggest hypocrite?
Our department head - for being a weasel.

[Akhkharu Asgard]

Wow, talk about raising the dead with this thread!! I found my old post and I've got some new ones to add:

1. Rachael Ray - I love food and I despise the slang she attaches to her show; makes me want to kick her ass really hard.

2. George Bush (Dubya)

3. Renee Zellweiger (sp?) - she's got this pinched face, she looks constipated.

4. All the representatives I've dealt with at the many employment agencies I've signed up with that tell me that they have loads of jobs available, but haven't sent me on one interview... yet.

5. Nixmarry Brown's mother - Altho I'd like to really put a hurting on her for allowing that slimebag stepfather to abuse and ultimately kill her daughter.

6. Pat Robertson - he really should just stop talking.
What?! Renee is a hottie hot hottie.

[WitchJezebel]

What?! Renee is a hottie hot hottie.

I'm sorry man, she really grosses me out!

[WitchJezebel]

But honestly....
Michael Jackson (Pick a race, cut your hair, and for God's sake stay away from the kiddies!)

Oh heck, I thought MJ was just a given!

[AstralMoth]

1) G W Bush
2) Tony (the grinning gnome) Blair
3) Thier family's
4) Thier pets
5) The pope, Just to see if he would turn the other cheek :P

[Catiana]

My (bad word) upstairs neighbors, who run, stomp, jump and make as much noise as possible for hours at time so I can't relax in peace in my own home.

The (bad word) property managers who won't do anything about the above

All idiot drivers

The people who keep breaking into my car

[Thereca]

Originally Posted by WitchJezebel
Wow, talk about raising the dead with this thread!! I found my old post and I've got some new ones to add:

1. Rachael Ray - I love food and I despise the slang she attaches to her show; makes me want to kick her ass really hard.What i love EEVOO>>>

2. George Bush (Dubya)I am with ya here.. I hold him for you if I get next turn


6. Pat Robertson - he really should just stop talking.ohyes absolutely should have jaw wired and no access to anything that would allow outward transmission of his thoughts..

[WokeUpDead]

-Lindsay Lohan and everyone like her
-Ashton Kutcher
-SUV drivers
-People that can't live without their phones
-Bill O'Reilly
-Anyone with a mullet
-People that talk in movie theaters/have a bunch of talking kids in movie theaters
-People who take religion too seriously
-Anyone who drives those stupid cars with the intentionally loud exhausts
-Somebody from Delaware (just because)

[TaysatWesir]

5. Nixmary Brown's mother - Altho I'd like to really put a hurting on her for allowing that slimebag stepfather to abuse and ultimately kill her daughter.


Heck me too esp. Nixmary's mother, stepfather maybe her grandmother plus that relative that came to her funeral in a track suit WTF! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/3/3_8_1.gif

[amberwolf]

My daughters boyfreind
my daughters boyfriend
my daughters boyfriend........hmmmmmm

[Whitewolf]

More people I want to smack:

Bill O Reilly

Linday Lohan

[WitchJezebel]

Originally Posted by WitchJezebel
Wow, talk about raising the dead with this thread!! I found my old post and I've got some new ones to add:

1. Rachael Ray - I love food and I despise the slang she attaches to her show; makes me want to kick her ass really hard.What i love EEVOO>>>

Oh you have NO idea. See, when I went to culinary school it was acceptable to take notes and put XVO, so why does she make it a longer abbreviation and actually say it? Oh and when she says "blank blank, whatever" and adds the word action at the end - it makes me cringe. Another one for when she's using the hand mixer... jjuuzzzshhh; what's the problem with using the words hand mixer? Aside from that :lol: I do have 2 of her cookbooks - I've got some nerve, don't I?

[Lewen]

some dumb hick *beeeyatch* that called me a welfare whore.
Honey, get off the porch, you can't run with the big girls so don't even try.
(the funny part? I'm not even on welfare...go figure, eh? Get yer facts straight)

[tarotgirljess]

My mil- for being skanky slutty and scary and thinking She should be able to take my kids for a weeks
My fil for enabling my MIL. And trying to convince me that i should let the kids be around her
My mom for blantent stupidity/ being a hypocrit
That's all for today LOL

[Malcolm]

People who say Ambalance instead of Ambulance
People who say paciffic instead of specific
The next hick I hear say "yupper"
The next hick I see with a liscnese plate for a belt buckle
Fred Phelps and his whole little cult of homophobes

And that bum that asked me for a cigarette earlier today and then acted all offended when I told him it was my last one...it was my last one.

Oh and Chuck Norris, just to see if he really does kick that hard.

[wintermagick]

People who say Ambalance instead of Ambulance
People who say paciffic instead of specific
The next hick I hear say "yupper"
The next hick I see with a liscnese plate for a belt buckle
Fred Phelps and his whole little cult of homophobes

And that bum that asked me for a cigarette earlier today and then acted all offended when I told him it was my last one...it was my last one.

Oh and Chuck Norris, just to see if he really does kick that hard.

What about people who say "warsh" instead of wash? *Shudders** :blushake:

[phoenixblayze]

okey dokey, heres my list

paris hilton(who knew someone could survive with two brain cells)
jerry springer(self explanitory)
the next person who gives me a dirty look when im shopping w/my son(people think im in my teens)
a certain girl in north carolina( the ho bag)
my stupid ex boyfriends (all of them, and in chronological order :)

[Zoritsa_Nepenthe]

1.First and foremost,my sister-in-law.She needs a wake up call to grow up and get a real man.She also needs to not put her parents through undue stress,because she's an adult and they both have health problems.

Hmmm...thats about it I guess.I could add Michael Jackson,Tom Cruise and his hunny,and more,but my sister-in-law is about tops at the moment for me.She's unbelieveable :nuhuh:

[LostSheep]

Jessica Simpson.

Is there really any need?

[Malcolm]

What about people who say "warsh" instead of wash? *Shudders**

Oh, yea...them too!

[phoenixblayze]

-well, now i want to smack every guy who calls in at my office, and then tries to speak tech jargin to me, or assumes that i dont know anything about computers because im a woman

*HELLO, you are calling me at the INTERNET HELP DESK!, so obviously you dont know what the hell your doing......so dont talk down to me like im an idiot because i have a uterus*

[LostSheep]

dont talk down to me like im an idiot because i have a uterus
Now that'd make a good t shirt slogan ....

[yarrow_elfglow]

Now that'd make a good t shirt slogan ....

*dies laughing* that would make a good t-shirt slogan

[Astara Seague]

What about people who say "warsh" instead of wash? *Shudders** :blushake:

or fark instead of fork
:spaceman:

[Copperaven]

my fil, a good "common sense" smack upside the head

I really don't know how he has managed to live this long, not a drop of common sense in the man

[Akhkharu Asgard]

Or libary instead of library. Learn how to freakin' talk.

[Ziana]

stupid neighbors who call cps but give them the wrong group of kids and the wrong address, who don't even know if the group of kids they are calling on are boys or girls, all because the kids are outside without shoes on and are in the front yard without having an adult present.

(no, they weren't called on me, but on my sister....and only one of the children was hers!)

[Lyntwyn]

David Caruso...or the people who cast him.
How can they mistake wooden acting for intensity?
Brrrrrrrrrr.

[Akhkharu Asgard]

There's one guy in particular. But I want to smack him upside the head with my tire iron. Yeah, it's not a friendly little smack.

[wooleybob]

If someone gave me a $100,000 dollars for half of the people I'd smack..Hell I'd be rich..lol

1.Women Beaters
2.Child Abusers
3.Drunk drivers
4.Rapists
5.Baby Rapists
6.Lazy Donut dunking cops in our town who dont do their jobs..
7.People who sue Fire Depts,cause we got mud on your rug putting out your fire your kids started with a lighter..You called us..
8.people who dont feed their children,and spend all their money on booze.
9.People who beat up on homeless people.
10.George W Bush who cant keep his nose outta other country buisness,Its one thing to fight a war on terror,but damn,he first went after Osama,then switched to Sadam..Osama started all this,look at 9-11..I was there.!!

[Garnet]

Management where I work....for many, many reasons.

My sister, for being dumb enough to wait on our Dad hand & foot (she lives with him), then moaning & bitching to me when he expects her to wait on him hand & foot.

My Dad, for not wearing his hearing aid (& all the reasons he has for not wearing it), & expecting me to wait on him hand & foot just because my sister does.

Toni Braxton. She annoys me deeply, although I can't tell you why.

Bill O'Reilly & Sean Hannity, for being smug, self-righteous, self-centered boobs.

NBC, for canceling West Wing.

My older brother's ex-wife, for trying to poison the kids against their Dad. Really, this woman needs to be dropped down a deep well & forgotten.

[Æon Flux]

George W Bush
G&#246;ran Persson
... crappy politicians in general.

That's basically it, for now...

[michiganwiccanman]

1. Jack thompson. (If you play video games you know who he is)
2. Bush
3. Uwe boll
4. The people who invented internet spam
5. Televangilists

To be continued.......

[Willow Rosette]

My daughters father. But castration sounds better than smacking.

[Moonlite Faery]

the people who own this apartment complex, they suck! my first boyfriend, I agree with you VM, castration sounds better than a smack :)

[LyraDragonStar]

My brother because he's never really done a nice thing for a long time. When I do everything to keep him from getting into trouble. grr. I quit.

[merlo]

I'd like to smack tom cruise. or george dubya, and the person who glues coins on the sidewalk...that's just WRONG....

[keltickat]

Oh what a wonderful topic…

Paris Hilton (well only if i can wear gloves)
GWB
Tom Cruise and Katie's parents (I'm so sick of hearing about this)
anyone who knocks on my door selling anything (or their parents)


-well, now i want to smack every guy who calls in at my office, and then tries to speak tech jargin to me, or assumes that i dont know anything about computers because im a woman

*HELLO, you are calling me at the INTERNET HELP DESK!, so obviously you dont know what the hell your doing......so dont talk down to me like im an idiot because i have a uterus*

I'll second that! Dear Gods how do these people remember to breath...

Also anyone who call because they are lonely on a Sat night. *shudder*

Everyone who has ever said, and I quote, "I can't believe YOU turned my service off just because I didn't pay!" ... please try this at the grocery store... I bet they make an even bigger deal out of it...

And also any who utters... "but it worked yesterday!" that was yesterday... this today... ou called me do you want help or do you want to whine like a broken hardrive...

[Kalika]

1.) Bush (GW, not the band)
2.) Tom Cruise, for all the stupid Scientology crap he's pulling these days. (See... South Park)
3.) Half of the worlds population for being rude. :p
4.) The CEO of our company, for being stupid.

[Karissma]

myself.