Rævyn Cigány
June 2nd, 2001, 02:28 AM
...For all my fellow Canadians (and for the Americans who LOVE us!! ;))
Signs that you may be Canadian (or know someone who is)!!!
~ You're not offended by the term "Homo Milk"
~ You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette."
~ I just spilled my poutine.
~ You eat chocolate bars not candy bars.
~ You drink POP not SODA
~ You know that a micky and 2-4's mean "party at the camp, eh?!"
~ You don't care about the fuss with Cuba, it's a cheap place to travel with good cigars and no Americans. (:eek:)
~ Pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway
~ You drive on a highway, not a freeway
~ You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers (and bathroom drawers and the drawers in your tool chest, and in your bedside table, and....you get the picture)
~ You know that Casey and Finnigan are not part of a Celtic Musical Group
~ You are excited whenever an American TV show mentions Canada
~ You know what a touque is
~ You design your Hallowe'en costume to fit over a snowsuit
~ You live in a house with no front step but yet your door is one metre from the ground (notice the spelling of metre? in the original I got in my email, it was spelled meter!!!)
~ Your local paper covers the national news on 2 pages but requires 6 pages for hockey
~ You know four seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and construction
~ You understand the Labatt Blue commercials
~ You perk up when you hear the theme from Hockey Night in Canada
~ You are in Grade 12, not the 12th Grade
~ "EH" is a very important part of your vocabulary
Gidday from the Ottawa Valley, eh?! 8O
Rae )0(
Signs that you may be Canadian (or know someone who is)!!!
~ You're not offended by the term "Homo Milk"
~ You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette."
~ I just spilled my poutine.
~ You eat chocolate bars not candy bars.
~ You drink POP not SODA
~ You know that a micky and 2-4's mean "party at the camp, eh?!"
~ You don't care about the fuss with Cuba, it's a cheap place to travel with good cigars and no Americans. (:eek:)
~ Pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway
~ You drive on a highway, not a freeway
~ You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers (and bathroom drawers and the drawers in your tool chest, and in your bedside table, and....you get the picture)
~ You know that Casey and Finnigan are not part of a Celtic Musical Group
~ You are excited whenever an American TV show mentions Canada
~ You know what a touque is
~ You design your Hallowe'en costume to fit over a snowsuit
~ You live in a house with no front step but yet your door is one metre from the ground (notice the spelling of metre? in the original I got in my email, it was spelled meter!!!)
~ Your local paper covers the national news on 2 pages but requires 6 pages for hockey
~ You know four seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and construction
~ You understand the Labatt Blue commercials
~ You perk up when you hear the theme from Hockey Night in Canada
~ You are in Grade 12, not the 12th Grade
~ "EH" is a very important part of your vocabulary
Gidday from the Ottawa Valley, eh?! 8O
Rae )0(